Thursday, January 31, 2013

SNOW IS FREE

There's no charge or payment needed for falling snow. You don't need to pay a penny, a dime nor a dollar. GOD is giving you the falling snow for free. Winter also provides free of charge cold arctic tempretures. And if you order Winter right now, you get free ice to go along with your order of Winter. Yes, that's right. You can get free ice under your car tires. You can get free ice on the sidewalk and the roads. You get free ice on the car windows. And if you order within the next ten minutes, you get a free blizzard. And even if you return Winter, snow, ice and cold arctic tempretures, the Winter Blizzard is yours free forever just for calling. But hurry, quantities are limited so order now.
And as I'm lost in thought in the falling snow, here are some photos of Beijing, China born film actress Ziyi Zhang.













WALLPAPER

Gentle Reader, I've been scraping off the wallpaper since Tuesday this week and I've been making some really good progress.  The wallpaper in question is only three inches tall and located as a strip along the entire perimeter of the kitchen.  It's purple colored with old fashion pictures of silver tall cylinder shaped coffee pots, tins of coco, asparagus, mushrooms and some purple potato-like thing.  I'm getting closer and closer to completing the task, but it's slow, exhausting and time consuming.  And to answer the Gentle Reader's next question, scraping off the wallpaper isn't an easy task and it isn't anything that I would like to repeat ever again.  Scraping off the wallpaper once is more than enough as far as I'm concerned.
And as I'm lost in thought while scraping off the wallpaper, here are some photos of Francesca Eastwood---The biologic daughter of film actor Clint Eastwood.













PRETTY WOMEN

Whenever you're in sunny tropical Beijing, China, make sure to wear some flowers in your hair.  Michelle Yeoh is living proof that Beijing, China and wearing flowers in your hair goes well together.

BREAKFAST

And now it's time for breakfast.  I'm not sure if I should make for myself some hash browns or a bowl of cereal.  But I'm hungry and breakfast beacons.  And coffee too.  I don't want to forget the coffee.   Perhaps some oatmeal might be nice.  Oatmeal is a nice thing to have for breakfast.  And daylight has yet to emerge.  The sun has yet to rise.  Soon the sunrise will proceed to fly across the sky followed by daylight.  But right now, I'm having breakfast and I'll greet the arrival of daytime as I proceed to enjoy a very delicious and nutricious breakfast.
And as I'm lost in thought while getting ready for breakfast, here are some photos of French born film actress Audrey Tautou.











Wednesday, January 30, 2013

MY MANIFESTO

I have considered writing the most famous part of my Manifesto.  The problem is twofold.
1.  I don't know what a manifesto is.  Yeah, the police talks about some lunatic writing a manifesto before he goes overboard on a mass shooting spree.  Girl lunatics never writes a manifesto before going on a shooting spree.  Co-ed groups never writes a manifesto before going on a shooting spree.  It's always either a single guy or a group of guys writing a manifesto before going on a shooting spree.  In that case, I don't want to write a manifesto because only mass murdering lunatics would dare to compose a manifesto.
2.  I'm not sure what topics should be contained in my manifesto.  Should I tell knock knock jokes.  Should I talk about comic books?  Should I tell poetry. Keep in mind that only police officers and newspaper reporter actually read a manifesto and that's only after the author of the manifesto goes on a shooting spree.  So the topic shouldn't be too silly or ridiculous.
I don't own a gun.  I refuse to purchase a gun.  I refuse to carry weapons of any kind.  If there's a neighborhood that's dangerous, just stay out of that dangerous neighborhood.  It's as simple as that.  And I don't need to write a manifesto because according to the evening news, only crazy mass murdering lunatics would write a manifesto and manifestos are always a one way ticket to death row.  So I'll avoid writing my manifesto because I'm much more saner than that.
And as I'm lost in thought about the bright green grass, here are some photos of film and television actress Brittany Snow as she attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party.



And here are some photos of Brittany Snow attending the The Weinstein Company's 2013 Golden Globe Awards After Party.