MAGIC AND SORCERY

I think there is such a thing as magic and sorcery.  If such a thing is possible, then few have been able to gain access to that sorcery.  Though if magic and sorcery was possible, it could make life so much easier.  Imagine how much you can accomplish and how much cash you could acquire with magic and sorcery at your disposal.  However, what happens if you could only use magic and sorcery to benefit other people, but not yourself?  Yeah, that could be a problem.  But we'll worry about that later.  Let's start with figuring out how to gain access to a huge reservoir of magic and sorcery.
And as I'm lost in thought during the warm days of Springtime, here are some photos of Elaine Carlin.

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD GOT A DIVORCE

 

 The divorce between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard continues to get nasty.  The divorce trial has no included accusations made by Amber Heard against her divorced ex-spouse Johnny Depp that he's guilty of assault and battery against her.  Amber Heard was so terrified of Johnny Depp's assault and battery attacks against her that she successfully filed a restraining order against him.  According to courtroom testimony in the divorce trial, Johnny Depp assault and battery attacks against her included a time he tossed his cell phone against her face while screaming against her at the top of his lungs on Friday May 20, 2016.  She even photographed bruises to prove Johnny Depp attacked her by tossing his cell phone against her.  The Los Angeles, California Police Department is investigating Johnny Depp's assault and battery attacks against Amber Heard.

Johnny Depp insisted that he couldn't have assaulted and battered Amber Heard by tossing his cell phone against her face while screaming against her at the top of his lungs.  Johnny Depp insisted that he was in Lisbon, Portugal attending a Hollywood Vampires (Alice Cooper's heavy metal band that Johnny Depp was a guitar playing member of) charity event benefitting Starkey Hearing Foundation.  There was even photographic proof that Johnny Depp wasn't even in the United States of America whatsoever on Friday May 20, 2016.  However, the Los Angeles, California Police Department is investigating Amber Heard's assault and battery accusation anyway despite the fact that he wasn't even in the United States throughout the entirety of Friday May 20, 2016.

So who is right?  Who is wrong?  And how did those assault and battery attack bruises ended up on Amber Heard's face?  We'll find out as Johnny Depp's marriage to Amber Heard continues to fall apart into tiny fragmented pieces.
Johnny Depp once went steady with Winona Ryder.  No assault and battery claims were filed by Winona Ryder against Johnny Depp during that period of time.

 Kate Moss also went steady with Johnny Depp once upon a time.  Kate Moss also never filed any assault and battery charges when her romance to Johnny Depp fell apart.

Vanessa Paradis went steady, but never married despite giving birth to both of his children between 1998 to 2012.  Vanessa Paradis never filed assault and battery charges against Johnny Depp.

Amber Heard had a bisexual romance with an artist photographer named Tasya van Ree before she got married to Johnny Depp for fifteen months (One year and three months).

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD GOT A DIVORCE

Amber Heard married Johnny Depp on February 3, 2015 and they divorced on May 23, 2016.  And throughout their brief one year and three month long marriage, there was controversy.  It turned out that the couple we thought were truly in love with each other shared a passion for pet dogs.  So much so that two pet dogs was smuggled into Australia while Johnny Depp played Captain Jack Sparrow for a fifth time in the fifth chapter of the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.  The Australian Government found out and nearly had the two dogs destroyed followed by possible prison time.  To prevent getting arrested and to prevent the destruction of their pet dogs, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard filmed an apology on www.Youtube.com followed by Johnny Depp attacking the Prime Minister of Australia by comparing him to a tomato vegetable.  Now that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's shared battle against the entire nation of Australia is over, so is their marriage.  Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are getting divorced.  It turned out that the supposed to be love sick duet was bickering non-stop in secret the entire time they were smuggling pet dogs into Australia to film a Caribbean based pirate movie in the Australian Outback.  Amber Heard broke down in tears after the divorce papers were signed.  It's official.  It's over.  Amber Heard is no longer a married woman.  Johnny Depp was willing to go to the ends of the Earth to protect both of his pet dogs, but he wasn't willing to save his marriage to his wife Amber Heard.

 Amber Heard was still overflowing with heartbreak over her divorce from Johnny Depp when she talked about her failed marriage with her photographer friend Amanda Demme.

 Whitney Heard was also willing to offer a shoulder for her sister Amber Heard to cry on.

 Mark Houston and Whitney Heard talked about Amber Heard's traumatic divorce court trial.

 Tim Headington and Whitney Heard also heard about Amber Heard's ego shattering divorce court trail which left Amber inconsoliable in tears and heartbreak.

 Amber Heard listened to Garth Brooks on her IPod non-stop as she was filled with sorrow over the permanent collapse of her marriage to Johnny Depp.  Amber Heard walked through the LAX Airport in a daze trying to figure out what to do next with her life beyond her failed marriage to Johnny Depp.  And yes, listening to Garth Brooks was the right thing to do after a divorce.  Only Garth Brooks understood the mind of a divorced woman.  Only Garth Brooks understood what a divorced woman should do after her heart was shattered into a million pieces in divorce court.  What Johnny Depp did to destroy his marriage wasn't right and only Garth Brooks understood the desperate lengths that a woman would do to avenge the destruction of her marriage.  Amber Heard was heartbroken, but she resolved not to be heartbroken forever.  With Garth Brooks music as the key, Amber Heard refused to let divorce court define nor destroy her.  She will recover. 

 Whitney Heard was overflowing with joy when her sister Amber Heard arrived at her house after walking for a bit through the airport to clear her mind and mend her broken heart.  Whitney Heard and Amber Heard went for a walk down the street.  The two women walked down the street side by side on a warm Summer afternoon as evening was starting to fall.