THE BEACHES OF CLEVELAND, OHIO

Are there any beaches in Cleveland, Ohio?  There doesn't seem to be any beaches in downtown Cleveland, Ohio.  Are there any beaches in the suburbs?  If so, how many of the suburban beaches in Cleveland, Ohio is clean and safe to visit.  When I lived in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois with Mom, Dad, my sister Heather and my sister Dani, there were plenty of beaches to make occasional family visits to.  However, now that Mom, my brother Mitchel and I are living in a city that's actually situated next to a giant sized body of water, nobody seems to make a motion towards a day at the beach.  Even in the most desperately bored of weekend afternoons, nobody considers a trip to the beach to pass the time away.  I think there might be a beach somewhere in the distant suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio.  However, there isn't any reliable public bus transit and it's too far to ride a bike (Assuming I can get the $%&*@! bicycle tire to stay inflated.  As a result, if there are beaches in the distant suburbs, I never been to any to find out if any of them are any good.  It's a shame if Cleveland, Ohio is this close to a frigging lake and not have any frigging beaches to enjoy it with.  What the heck is the point of living this close to Lake Erie and nobody builds a frigging beach?  Has the political corruption of Cuyahoga County sucked away any capacity for common sense and logic.  Come on people, get a move on.  Build a frigging beach nearby Strongsville, Ohio already.  What the heck is slowing down Cuyahoga County government.

As I ponder about the future of beaches in Cleveland, Ohio, here are some photos of film actress and rock star Taryn Manning.   Taryn Manning formed the rock band BoomKAT with her brother Kellin Manning.   She's currently working on a solo album without her rock band sidekick Kellin Manning.