DO WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES PLAY BASKETBALL

Do werewolves and vampires play basketball?  Do werewolves and vampires ever aspired for a career in athletics.  Maybe in the films Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too was such a subject approached, but in a rather stupid unwatchable sort of way.  The subject was vaguely discussed in the much better television series version of Teen Wolf.  It's alright for a werewolf and a vampire to aspire for a career in rock and roll as long as it's punk rock and grunge.  However, you never really see a werewolf and a vampire aspiring for a career in athletics as the central plot and being taken seriously.  I guess werewolves are too busy being standoffish and cold to play football, basketball or baseball seriously. 
Another thing that concerns me is that werewolves only turn to werewolves when there is a full moon out.  So far, so good.  What happens if a werewolf is on the moon and there's a full Earth rising in the moon's nighttime sky?  Does the werewolf still turn into a creature of the night or can this only happen on Earth.  In that case, may I propose a cure for the werewolf disease that involves transporting all werewolves to the moon.  I'm not trying to be cold or rude.  I'm just saying that if werewolves only turn into werewolves if there's a full moon out and they're actually living on the moon itself, then there won't be any problems with turning into a creature of the night because they've been cured.  The problem isn't a werewolf fighting against the darker side of his/her nature.  The problem is that the werewolf is living on the wrong planet.  A werewolf needs to be living on a planetary moon instead of a planet that has a full moon three days out of every month.  Let's propose a decree to get those werewolves out of the United States of America 100% before the end of the month and we'll all be fine. 

As I'm lost in thought about werewolves, vampires and moon landscapes, here are some photos of rock stars, film actresses and television actress Aly (Alyson) Michalka and her identical twin sister AJ (Amanda Joy) Michalka.