Thursday, June 14, 2012

ME AND MY PET SKUNK

Gentle Reader, I need to be honest.  Skunks make lousy pet animals.  I'm not sure if it's possible to domesticate a skunk.  However, even if it were possible to domesticate a skunk, I won't recommend keeping one as a pet animal.  Skunks will spray you with a horrible stench even if the creature never intended to.  Spraying you with a stench that doesn't come off easily appears to be the only purpose a skunk has in life.  I'm not sure if skunk is edible.  You could try to use a skunk as a laboratory animal, but then you'll get sprayed with a horrible stench that never comes off.  So I guess the only real purpose a skunk has in life is to be avoided by everybody in sight.  And that's a horrible fate to be stuck with.  I'm sure there are skunks out there who would've been easy to domesticate, but we'll never encounter them because of the horrible stench factor.  And so a skunk is a lonly animal that only hangs out with other skunk.  Because the only creature that isn't bothered by the possiblity of getting sprayed with a horrible stench that never washes off is another skunk with an equally repulsive body oder of hellish proportions.
While I'm lost in thought about skunks, here are some photos of Duchess Catherine of Cambridge (aka Kate Middleton).
















Here is a photo of Pippa Middleton and her brother James Middleton.
Here are some photos of Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie---Daughters of Prince Andrew and Duchess Sarah Furguson of York.

Here are some photos of Drew Barrymore.










Here are some photos of Megan Fox










Alicia Silverstone
Frances Bean Cobain and her rock star mother Courtney Love (Solo albums and lead singer of the rock band Hole).
Melissa Auf Der Maur (Solo albums and member of the rock band Hole)












Patty Schemel (Member of the rock band Hole)



Lauren Conrad (From the MTV television series Laguna Beach and The Hills)











Audrina Patridge (from the MTV television series The Hills)
Lo Bosworth (From the MTV television series Laguna Beach and The Hills)

Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri Cruise
Ellen Pompeo (From the television shows Grey's Anatomy)
Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Olsen










Mary Kate Olsen










Beyonce Knowles (Solo albums and 33.3% of Destiny's Child)
Kelly Rowland (Solo albums and 33.3% of Destiny's Child) 
Sheryl Crow
Vanessa Hudgens
Selena Gomez
Annalynn McCord
Scarlett Johansson
Sarah Hyland




Britney Spears
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Freida Pinto
Nina Dobrev
Courtney Cox
David Arquette, Courtney Cox and Patricia Arquette (David Arquette's sister) 

David Arquette and his sister Patricia Arquette




Jennifer Aniston


Mischa Barton
Jamie Lynn Sigler
Paris Hilton
Malin Akerman
Julianne Hough
LeAnn Rimes
Lea Michele
Kristen Bell









Eva Longoria

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