Friday, August 24, 2012

HORROR FILMS CONTINUED....

Don't do it.  Please don't do it.  Whatever you do, don't dump a bucket of pigs blood all over Chloë Grace Moretz.  At least, don't dump a bucket of pigs blood all over Chloë Grace Moretz while she's performing as lesbian teenage girl hating born again Christian from Heck serial killer Carrie White in the Stephen King classic novel adaptation Carrie.  So that's why Chloë Grace Moretz was dressed as a Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck worshipping Amish farming girl earlier this month.  At least one mystery has been cleared up.
Julianne Moore as Carrie's lesbian teenage girl hating born again Christian from Heck serial killer mother Margeret White (The horror film franchise which is releasing instalment number four entitled Carrie has two serial killer women).  Fun.  Fun.  Fun.  Carrie has two serial killer women instead of just only one.  Today isn't the day to get drunk, get stoned and have premarital sex if you want to survive another evening of serial killing bloodshed.  Hey, we're talking about a pair of serial killer Holly Roller serial killer women who are invincible enough to kill John Travolta in the first installment of the four installment long horror film series.
Then again, I always knew that listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck was going to warp your mind if you listen to the radio show program for far too long.

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