THE COOLEST PRIVATE MOVIE THEATER BUILT INSIDE A MANSION

Gentle Reader, let's assume you're wealthy.  Let's assume that you're wealthy enough to live inside a mansion.  Let's assume you want to see The Dark Knight Rises in the movie theater.  There's a problem.  You don't want to sit next to anybody who's poor or middle class.  You only want to sit next to a wealthy person when watching the Dark Knight Rises.  What do you do?  I know what you can do.  Build a movie theater inside your mansion.  But don't just build any ordinary mansion.  Oh no, build your own private movie theater inside your mansion that looks like Bruce Wayne's Batcave.  Oh yes, that would be such a cool experience.

And what's the point in having your own private movie theater that looks exactly like Bruce Wayne's Batcave if it doesn't come complete with it's own Batmobile that you can drive around town with.

So grab your buttered popcorn and soda pop, sit down and enjoy your Batman movie marathon in the comfort and safety of your own private movie theater.  Don't forget to prank call Christian Bale every five seconds.  Oh yes, don't forget to wear that Batman suit that you made for yourself on display next to your very own Batmobile.  And when you succeed in getting a date for Saturday night, you can build a Batgirl suit for your engaged fiance to wear.  Ah yes, the life of a comic book fan is never a dull boring existence.  All sorts of fun, laughter and guffaws to engage in.