Thursday, September 20, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JESUS CHRIST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTENING

Life hasn't been kind to the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio.  They built this massive six story statue of Jesus Christ called King of Kings (Also called Big Butter Jesus and also called Touchdown Jesus) in front of a small pond in front of the church.  Actually, it looked as if Jesus was rising out of the pond with his arms in surrender towards something bigger than himself.

Everything was fine for the Solid Rock Church until the King of Kings statue of Jesus Christ got struck by lightening and burned to the ground---Leaving only the metal frame behind.  I'm not sure if this was the work of Satin or a message that the Congregation of the Solid Rock Church were heritics, but it was rather ironic that the massive statue of Jesus Christ got struck by lightening and burned to the ground in the first place.  Built of fiberglass and Styrofoam, The Solid Rock Church's King of Kings statue of Jesus Christ costed $300,000 to manufacture (Paid for by church donations).  The King of Kings statue of Jesus Christ in front of the Solid Rock Church burned to the ground way back in June 2010.


 
Don't worry and don't fret, because the late Lawrence Bishop and his wife Darlene Bishop and their son Lawrence Bishop (Both Lawrence Bishop and his son Lawrence Bishop are pastors at the Solid Rock Church) promised a brand new six story statue of Jesus Christ will be placed in front of the pond in front of the Solid Rock Church.  Good news devout Christians everywhere.  The Solid Rock Statue finally raised $250,000 in church donations to build Lux Mundi aka Light of the World statue of Jesus Christ to be placed in front of the pond in front of the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio.  And this time, the Lux Mundi aka Light of the World statue of Jesus Christ will have a lightening rod and will be made of mostly fire resistant polymer composite.  Come one.  Come all.  The willl be fireworks as the staute is revieled on 7:00 P.M. on September 30 2012.

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