Thursday, December 6, 2012

THE FUTURE OF OBI WAN KENOBI IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII

So it goes like this. Burned out desert rat Ben Kenobi turned out to be the legendary Jedi Knight Master Obi Wan Kenobi. The first incarnation (And the second to be hired. Yes, I know it's confusing) of Ben Kenobi aka Obi Wan Kenobi was Ewan McGregor. The first incarnation (And the second to be hired) was the one who was dumb enough to hire Anakin Skywalker, taught him all of the Jedi Knight secrets only to have Anakin Skywalker turn into Darth Vader---One of the top ten best motion picture villains of all time. Sir Alec Guinness played the second incarnation of Ben Kenobi (And the first to be hired. Yes, I know it's confusing) hid from the world in the desert wasteland of the planet Tatooine. He helped out in the fourth movie (The first film to be filmed. Yes, I know it's confusing) only to be cut in half in a light saber fight with his former student Darth Vader.
Then the Sir Alec Guinness became a ghost only seen and interacted with by his second and best ever student Luke Skywalker---First on the planet Hoth and then on the planet Dagobah (Home of former Jedi Knight Master, plus hidiously deformed midget Yoda). Yoda became Luke Skywalker's Jedi Knight Master since Obi Wan Kenobi is now reduced to a ghost that only Luke Skywalker and later Yoda can see and interact with. Then Luke left Dagobah early to fight his father Darth Vader. When Luke returned to Dagobah, Yoda was dying and later became a ghost too. Then Sir Alec Guiness died of liver cancer on August 5, 2000. Now there's a seventh chapter of Star Wars in development. However, Sith Lord Master Palpatine / Darth Sidious, Sith Lord Student Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader (Fun fact about Star Wars, Palpatine/Darth Sidious is actually in charge of the Sith Lords. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is only the vice president of the Sith Lords. Darth Vader is merely a lackey himself), Jabba The Hut, Boba Fett and Yoda are dead. Sir Alec Guiness who played ghost Obi Wan Kenobi (As a metaphore in The New Hope and literally in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi) died on August 5, 2000. Of course, Disney can hire Ewan McGregor to play ghost Obi Wan Kenobi, but then how does Disney explain how ghost Obi Wan Kenobi changed from his second incarnation to his first incarnation. And what about Yoda? Is Yoda still Luke Skywalker's Jedi Knight master if Obi Wan Kenobi becomes a flesh and blood human again, but Yoda is still stuck in the afterlife. Or will Obi Wan Kenobi still a ghost, but now looking like Ewan McGregor? Or will Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda will be dropped from The Star Wars series for all time? Ah yes, too many questions and I have no answers.
And as I'm lost in thought about the Star Wars series, here are some photos of Maggie Gyllenhaal.

















 
 





 

 









 






















Maggie Gyllenhaal got to be a cartoon character when she voiced Elizabeth "Zee" in the children cartoon film Monster House (She played a punk rocking delinquent and the world worst babysitter)

Maggie Gyllenhaal and her younger brother Jake Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal, her mother and screenwriter Naomi Foner, her father and film director Stephen Gyllenhaal and her younger brother Jake Gyllenhaal.  Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jake Gyllenhaal are second generation Hollywood royalty

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