cleveland854321: LOST IN SOUTH AMERICA

Want to get away from it all? How about relocating to the middle of a South American rain forest. Live off the land. Live with a undiscovered tribe of South American Indians. Go native with the South American Indian lifestyle. Give up all modern conveniences and go native. Grow a beard to go along with the mustache. And if cigars or cigarettes are a factor, give up smoking. Heck, there are no tobacco stores in the middle of the South American rainforest and living off the grid is the new normal. Give up strip clubs. There are no strip clubs in the middle of the South American rainforest. Give up comic books and reading Mad Magazine. There are no comic books tores in the middle of the South American Rain forest. Give up getting drunk off too much beer. There are no beer in the middle of the South American Rain Forest, but there are a few taverns on the outer edges. Too bad living off the grid in the Rain Forest means never having the cash to afford getting drunk. Give up gambling. There are no gambling casinos in the middle of the South American Rain Forest. Clean up. Purchase clothes at the South American equivilent of the Salvation Army. Wear lots of plaid shirts and hooded sweatshirts. Get a drunk as a janitor and/or a dish washer in a long string of South American restaurants to afford getting drunk, smoking, gambling casinos and comic books. Give up beer, tabacco, comic books and gambling a second time. Get an apartment in South America. Work part time as a volunteer in a homeless shelter since having spent time there educated how to be nice to those less fortunate. Discover GOD and go to church. Lose interest in GOD and stop going to church. Return to America and get a film deal. Perhaps the seventh season of Lost will be about how you spent the past fifty years living off the grid in South America. Spending fifty years living off the grid in South America may be the key to solve all the unsolved mysteries of that perplexing television show Lost.
And as I'm lost in thought in South America (Or at least, Cleveland, Ohio playing the role of South America), here are some photos of the following celebrities.

Sara Bareilles