Sunday, January 27, 2013

THE HAMMER OF THOR

Gentle Reader, do you know the worst part about being Thor?  It's the part where Thor has to carry a HEAVY sledgehammer EVERYWHERE HE GOES.  We're talking about something that weighs twice the weight of two hundred bowling balls in his right hand EVERY SINGLE FRIGGING SECOND.  Sooner he's going to want to put that thing down.  I mean, what is he going to use the sledgehammer for?  Everybody knows that Thor isn't allowed to kill anybody (Except maybe in the movie version).  So why carry such a heavy looking sledgehammer EVERYWHERE THOR GOES if Thor isn't going to use the sledgehammer to kill anybody with?  It's hard to fist fight anybody one handed while carrying a non-using sledgehammer in one of the hands.  Plus, it's impossible to run very fast nor is it possible to run very far since Thor has to carry that heavy sledgehammer EVERYWHERE HE GOES.  Can't Thor just leave the sledgehammer behind at home with the rest of the hardware tools instead of bringing it along EVERYWHERE HE GOES. 
And as the comic book battles rage onwards in comic book stores everywhere, here are some photos of the following celebrities attending the 2013 Entertainment Weekly Pre-SAG Party.
Jessica Lucas


 Clea DuVall



 Katherine Moennig

 Melanie Lynskey



 Angela Kinsey



Michelle Dockery





 Kerry Bishe




 Angie Harmon




 Vanessa Lengies

 Morena Baccarin





Morgan Saylor









  And attending the 2013 Australian Academy of Cinema AACTA Awards is Natalie Imbruglia



















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