CAR

It's impossible to drive a car off a mountain in Cleveland, Ohio.  I know that for a fact because Cleveland, Ohio doesn't have any mountains.  The next question the Gentle Reader will ask would be what about the prehistoric era.  Well, according to my Mom, most of Ohio was underwater for most of the prehistoric era.  It wasn't until the Ice Age that the glaciers scraped away all the water and the deepness of the lake---making the last flat.  I'm not sure if that's true.  I mean, there's already Lake Erie and does that mean that Lake Erie used to be bigger than it currently is?  I also heard that a large portion of Missouri was underwater too.  I sure would like to see a map of long gone lakes that were scraped away by the Ice Age.  It would've been fun to see how much cities I've been living my life in used to be underwater with lots of fish swimming above. 
And as I'm lost in thought about dinosaurs attacking Tokyo, Japan, here are some photos of rock star and actress Melanie Chisholm aka Sporty Spice (From the Spice Girls).