SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

So what happens now?  I guess I have to keep working minimum wage since minimum wage is my exclusive source of income.  I can't afford to have my own apartment (Though there are frequent moments where I wish I could still afford to have one).  I have to walk my foot everywhere since my bike tires kept having flat tires and dark invincible forces kept defeating all efforts to repair my flat bike tires (Nor can I afford to repair my bike tires every other day anymore). 
It's hard for me to afford going on vacation.  Attending rock concerts is difficult because the curfew my Mom sets for me is still in effect (Oh what am I going to say to my Mom when I explain why I came home at 2:00 in the morning and I'm not scheduled to work that day.  I'm sorry I got home so late Mom, I was attending a rock concert all night.  I'll never hear the end of it). 
I'm still a virgin who never married.  I'm still a virgin who never produced children.  Plus, seventeen (17) years from now, all the age appropriate women would menopause out which means that in order to produce children, I'll have to start dating age inappropriate women starting February 15, 2030 (Exactly seventeen (17) years from now.  Virginal birth might work for women (Like the Virgin Mary), but it doesn't work for guys (Such as myself).  I've gone for most of my life from 1997 to current not attending much churches, synagogues or pagan Wicca ceremonies of any source.  I'm not anti-religious, it's just a convenient part of my schedule right now.  So what do I do now if minimum wage is still my only source of income and I keep hoping to win the lottery without purchasing a lottery ticket.  I guess I need to purchase a lottery ticket in order to win the lottery.  Hey, wouldn't it be nice if I could get paid simply for watching television?  Ah yes, if only such a thing was even vaguely possible.
And as I'm lost in thought about Egg McMuffin, McCoffee and McOrange Juice, here are some McPhotos of actress Tina Fey.

 Tina Fey, Lily Tomlin, Paul Rudd

 Tina Fey and Paul Rudd

 Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond

 Tina Fey