WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A LEPRECHAUN?

PERSON #1: I see a leprechaun. After him. Don't let him get away.
PERSON #2: Don't worry, I'm almost catching up
LEPRECHAUN: I'm always being hounded by everybody in sight. I don't know what to do about it. I got green money. Yellow gold. Silver bullion. It's a basic necessity for any get rich quick scheme.
PERSON #2: I captured the leprechaun.
PERSON #1 (Finally catching up to PERSON #1): We finally caught up to you. Now you must fulfill our heart desire.
LEPRECHAUN: Ok, fine. I'll write out a personal check for yet another pot of gold.
PERSON #1: You can keep your pot of gold. I want a bowl of breakfast cereal.
LEPRECHAUN: Go to a grocery store if you want breakfast cereal. What do I look like? A personal chef. Dear GOD, have you two completely lost your minds?
PERSON #2: I never lost my find. I always go to a leprechaun if I want to eat breakfast cereal.
LEPRECHAUN: And I bet you go to a grocery store if you want a pot of gold.
PERSON #1: I don't care about the pot of gold. I want breakfast cereal. Give me breakfast cereal now!
LEPRECHAUN: Ok fine, I'll get you a bowl of breakfast cereal instead of a pot of gold. Wait right here.
The LEPRECHAUN runs off and vanishes without a trace.
PERSON #2: Dude, the LEPRECHAUN isn't coming back.
PERSON #1: I thought I saw a bunch of Leprechauns over there. Let's go find them.
And so the search for the perfect breakfast continues to be unfullfilled.

Amy Smart

 Amy Smart and Ali Larter

 Ali Larter