HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! OH GOD HELP! DEAR GOD SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING COPS ALREADY! IT HAS BECOME THE FUCKING CHILDREN OF THE CORN AROUND HERE!

Bar Refaeli wants you all to know that it's the children and their birth mother's fault that everything is going to heck in a handbasket.  Bar is completely blameless while the children are going bonkers in the weirdest way possible.