THINGS TO DO IN NEW YORK CITY WHILE WATCHING THE BASKETBALL GAME

I'm not good at math because it's hard.  However, I'll make the effort anyway.  One Michelle Rodriguez (Who is clearly drunk) plus one Cara Delevingne plus the fourth quarter of a New York Knicks basketball game equals two really fun subjects for the tabloid paparazzi to photograph.  Click.  Click.  Click goes the tabloid paparazzi camera.