SOME THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE DONE

Ok, if I were Dean McDermott (And I'm glad that I'm not in his predicament) and I cheated on a really hot sexy billionaire celebrity wife like Tori Spelling.  And she got revenge against my adultery habits by turning my infidelities into a reality television show.  AND THEN FORCES ME TO CONFESS MY ADULTRY SCANDAL IN DETAIL ON PRIME TIME CABLE TELEVISION FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE, THEN I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE WITNESS PROTECTION PLAN INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH TORI SPELLING'S REVENGE PLAN.  SOME HUMILIATION TACTICS ISN'T EVEN WORTH COOPERATING WITH.  But then again, Dean McDermott is probably getting a pretty sizable salary for actually following through with the reality television series True Tori that makes being humiliated on prime time cable television episode after episode worth while.  The moral of the story is simple.  If you get married to a woman like Tori Spelling, DON'T CHEAT ON HER BECAUSE YOU WILL LEARN TO REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.  Tori Spelling is famous for carrying grudges that lasts for centuries without stopping.

Thankfully, Tori Spelling's billionaire celebrity television producer father Aaron Spelling is legally dead.  Otherwise, poor Dean McDermott would be chased around town by a shotgun welding profanity spewing Aaron Spelling (And you know for a fact that such a thing could easily happen).