ACTUAL BEARS VERSES GUMMY BEARS

It's best not to aspire to eat an actual bear.  Much better to eat gummy bears instead.  Actual bears could push an endangered species towards extinction.  And poaching bears for fun and not for food is just plain wrong on so many different levels.  However, gummy bears is so much better.  Gummy bears doesn't require pushing an endangered species towards extinction.  No gross looking blood and guts.  No mandatory time limit for cooking.  Just rip open the package and eat away.  It's as simple as that.  No guilt and plenty of sugary goodness.  That's what makes gummy bears a much better alternative that everybody will get the opportunity to enjoy.
And as I'm lost in thought while enjoying a package of gummy bears, here are some photos of Shenae Grimes.

 Shenae Grimes and her spouse Josh Beech