DRINK COFFEE INSTEAD

There is no shame in drinking coffee---Both iced and hot versions.  There is no shame in drinking cappuccino and espresso.  There is no shame in drinking fruit smoothies.  In fact, if a great opportunity arrives, it's far better to land such an opportunity while drinking a steaming mug of coffee.  No slurred speech.  No humiliating behavior.  No hangover.  No guilt.  No regret.  No problems.  Plus, the caffeine helps keep you alert while such an opportunity is starting to arrive.  So don't be caught making a fool of yourself when a great opportunity arrives.  Drink coffee instead and the great opportunity will be yours for the taking.  And there will be nothing to feel guilty about for the next fifty years because nothing wrong have ever occurred.
And as I'm lost in thought while drinking a steaming mug of coffee, here are some photos of Katherine Waterston.

 Executive Producer Alan Poul, Katherine Waterston and her father Sam Waterston

 Executive Producer Alan Poul,  Sam Waterston and his daughter Katherine Waterston