Monday, July 25, 2016

RUN LOLA RUN

This is why trying to get rich by engaging in a life of crime is never a good idea.  Manni (Moritz Bleibtreu) was assigned by an unknown Crime Lord to transport 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from one area to the other.  Lola (Franka Potente) was supposed to be there with her moped.  However, her moped was stolen and she was unable to find alternative transportation beyond walking by foot.  Manni not willing to walk by foot with 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from one area to the other by foot took the subway.  The German Police enters the subway and the only way to exit the subway without the German Police inspecting Manni's bag and shooting him for stolen cash and owning a gun while in surrender mode with his hands in the air was to leave the cash behind.  A Homeless Vagrant takes the cash to help himself away from homelessness.  The German Police doesn't shoot the Homeless Vagrant while in surrender mode with hands in the air because I guess the Homeless Vagrant is more honest looking.  So now Manni owes 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency to the Unknown Crime Lord.  There are six options.
1.  Rob 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from a grocery store.
2.  Lola borrows 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from her womanizing about to get a divorce and marry his Female Coworker who's pregnant with his second child Bank Manager Father (Herbert Knaup)
3.  Lola holds her Bank Manager Father hostage at gunpoint and steals 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from the bank her Bank Manager Father runs.
4.  Lola wins 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency in a gambling casino
5.  Steal the 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency from the Homeless Vagrant and ruin the Homeless Vagrant's only chance to get out of the Homeless Shelter.  Yeah, robbing from the Homeless Community isn't right.  But being tortured and killed by the Unnamed Crime Lord isn't a good thing either. 
6.  Lola just sits around and lets her sleazy criminal jerk of an opposite gender love interest get shot and killed by the Unnamed Crime Lord since she's not even involved with this due to a stolen moped nor should she get involved with this mess.
Being the sort of woman who loves to make the wrong choices for the wrong kind of opposite gender love interest scum buckets, Lola choses to steal, borrow or win at a gambling casino 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency that she's never going to use to prevent the Unnamed Crime Lord from torturing and shooting a jerk who deserves to be tortured and shot.  It appears that Lola has super-powered abilities because she has the ability to relive the entire day all over again repeatedly without limits of any kind.  So now it's time for Lola to run across town to either steal, borrow or win at a gambling casino 100,000 Marks in pre-European Union currency that she's never going to use to save her loser of an opposite gender love interest Manni from being shot and tortured by the Unnamed Crime Lord who's only going to abuse the money for the wrong reasons.  Hey, don't ask questions Lola.  It's time instead for Lola to run.


















































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