cleveland854321: DRINK COFFEE AND SODA POP INSTEAD

Never let anybody talk you into alcoholism as the preferred reality. Any alternate reality that involves the excessive consumption of alcohol is probably a very bad idea. Excessive alcohol consumption isn't considered keeping it real---Not when such behavior makes a fool of you, drives away your friends, ruins your career and ruins your life. Excessive alcohol consumption becomes a life that's lived as a lie. As always, it's better to drink coffee instead. Nobody ever had their lives ruined from excessive coffee consumption. Nobody ever had their lives ruined from excessive soda pop consumption. And that alone is all that's important.
And as I'm lost in thought as I drink a cold glass of soda pop, here are some photos of Hilary Swank.