Man With the Plan: I paid $300.00 to have my hair dyed grey.
Me: But you're twenty-two years old.
Man With the Plan: Having grey hair will improve my sex life.
Me: How is it going?
Man With the Plan: Ninety year old women keep hitting on me, but I can't get any Twenty Something Year Old Women to go out with me. Now I have to pay $300.00 more dollars to dye my hair back to brown. Then I paid $300.00 to have the tips of my hair frosted. Then I paid $300.00 to have the tips of my hair returned to normal. Turns out that I wasted $1,200.00 that could be used to pay the rent, utilities and food to fiddle with the appearance of my hair.
Me: What is life without some adventure.
Man With the Plan: I guess so.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Lake Bell.
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