WALKING DOWN TO THE RIVER

I'd be swimming in the ocean right now, except I'm in Columbus, Ohio.  Columbus, Ohio is landlocked in every possible direction.  Yeah, there are a few narrow rivers, but nothing that you would go swimming in.  I mean, it's possible to swim in the rivers of Columbus, Ohio.  However, I never actually seen anybody swim in the rivers of Columbus, Ohio.  Anybody who tries to swim in the rivers of Columbus, Ohio when nobody else tried to do so might stick out like a sore thumb.  Anyway, it's far better to go swimming in the swimming pool instead of swimming down a river.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Amanda Seyfried.