THE CONVERSATION

The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  I briefly smelled myself.  And every time I smelled myself, folks would look at me weird as if I killed somebody.  And then I would feel humiliated.  What should I do about it?
Me:  Perhaps it would help if you took a bath.
The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  I can't do that.  I would have to change my name.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Maryna Linchuck.