cleveland854321: FAILED PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION #679,943,123,323,222,157,111,369

The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: I'm going to take over the world with a Deadly Super-Weapon Never Before Seen in Human History.
Me: That's terrible. You have to be stopped. I have to defeat the greatest super-mathematic genius scientist technical wizard the world has ever seen.
The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: Actually, I'm terrible in math, I'm terrible in science and I'm terrible in technical engineering. I'm homeless, I'm broke and I have no personal possessions. I have no financial nor equipment resources to build the Deadly Super-Weapon Never Before Seen in Human History nor do I have the privacy needed to build such a thing. Every vehicle from a car to a bicycle is always getting wrecked in horrible traffic accidents so I have no way of transporting the Deadly Super-Weapon Never Before Seen in Human History. Since every vehicle from a car to a bicycle is always getting wrecked, the only way to escape with my machine is to walk and drag the machine down the most public street with no sidewalks.
Me: How are you going to take over the world with such crippling limitations.
The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: Because one of my enemies is a genius when it comes to hand clapping.
Me: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
The Man Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli: What does a screwdriver looks like?
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Gisele Bundchen.