Showing posts with label Jesse Hold On by B*Witched. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse Hold On by B*Witched. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

AND NOW, A BRIEF COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTION

Guy Who Smells Like Cigar Smoke:  I refuse to take a shower.
Guy Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  I also refuse to take a shower.
Me:  Hey, it's your life, but you might need to at least use deodorant once in a while.
Guy Who Smells Like Cigar Smoke:  Deodorant are for losers and I'm not a loser.
Guy Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  Deodorant are for morons with a revolting body odor and I'm not a moron with a revolting body odor.
Me:  Actually, you have a revolting body odor.
Television Commercial Salesperson:  This was before using Irish Spring Soap.  And this is after using Irish Spring Soap.
Guy Who Smells Like Cigar Smoke:  I still smell like cigars.  I still have a revolting body odor.
Guy Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli:  I still smell like burnt broccoli.  I still have a revolting body odor.
Television Commercial Salesperson:  Irish Spring won't remove all of the revolting body odors that is making you look like a dummy and a fool.  But it's worth using Irish Spring Soap anyway even if the effort is useless and futile.
Me:  Thank GOD I never smoke tobacco products.  Thank GOD I never burnt broccoli.
Television Commercial Salesperson:  You took a bath with Irish Spring Soap the correct way.
Me:  And that's why I have a social life while the Guy Who Smells Like Cigar Smoke and the Guy Who Smells Like Burnt Broccoli is going down the tubes.  Because I took the time to take a bath with Irish Spring Soap in the correct manner.
Television Commercial Salesperson:  Irish Spring Soap.  It's the best way to get to the green hills of Ireland.
And as I'm lost in thought in the scorching hot Summertime, here are some photos of the following individuals.
Adelaide Kane and Madelaine Petsch
 Madelaine Petsch and Adelaide Kane





 Madelaine Petsch





 Madelaine Petsch and Adelaide Kane
  Adelaide Kane and Madelaine Petsch

 Madelaine Petsch and Adelaide Kane
 Victoria Justice

 Adelaide Kane and Victoria Justice

 Madelaine Petsch and Adelaide Kane
 Madelaine Petsch

 Adelaide Kane




Thursday, April 10, 2014

ANOTHER MUG OF COFFEE

Morning is slowly fading away as the afternoon makes it's arrival.  And I type on the computer as daylight streams through the window.  The sky is a shade of blue with a thin mixture of clouds here and there.  And I finish my mug of coffee.  It's another day in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio.  It's Springtime and soon Summer will be here to grace us all with it's presence.  I'm still waiting for leaves to grow back on the trees.  All the trees, except for the pine trees of course, are still bare while a slight chill can be felt in the air.  Snow hasn't fallen.  I'm not expecting to snow to fall until somewhere close to November 2014.
And as I'm lost in thought while glad I never considered skydiving as a recreational hobby, here are some photos of Keavy Lynch, Edele Lynch, Lindsay Armaou and Sinead O'Carroll aka B*Witched.
 
Keavy Lynch with recording studio visitors


 Keavy Lynch with X Factor UK contestants



 Keavy Lynch
 Keavy Lynch, Lindsay Armaou and Edele Lynch
Edele Lynch
 
Lindsay Armaou
 Sinead O'Carroll
Additional photos of Keavy Lynch, Edele Lynch, Lindsay Armaou and Sinead O'Carroll aka B*Witched