LESSONS THAT I NEVER TOOK SERIOUSLY

I never succeeded in learning musical notes.  Well, part of the blame falls on me.   I never took singing lessons when singing lessons was available.  I never took guitar playing lessons when guitar lessons was available.  I never took the time to learn to read musical notes.  Well, I never bothered to make the effort to start learning to read musical notes.  I guess I could manage to be an expert in reading musical notes if I made the effort, but no effort was made.  It's foolish of me to think of myself as the worlds greatest musician if I never took singing lessons seriously, never took guitar playing lessons seriously and never took the time to read musical notes.  Just like it's foolish for somebody to claim to be the worlds greatest politician if such a person never took the time to learn how to debate properly.  And at the age of forty-five, it may be too late to start a career in music (If such an option was ever realistic in the first place).  However, if somebody wants to hear me play the most basic songs off key while being sung off key, my non-existant guitar and myself will be available for karoke bars everywhere.  Or maybe, I'll just play air guitar at home, in private, a tiny bit longer.  Creative writing has always been my primary strength.
And as I'm lost in thought while thinking about philosophy, here are some photos of  Chloë Grace Moretz

OLYMPIC TORCH RELAY

Gentle Reader, would I agree to carry the Olympic Torch for ***** number of miles?  I would be honered if I could walk with the torch instead.  I tried to be on the track and field team when I attended Rockbridge High School, but I ended up being the slowest runner on the team.  I lost every track and field race that I was scheduled for.  Oh yes, the opposing teams always enjoyed seeing me approach the track and field tornement.  I always ended up beyond out of breath while trying to chase after the pet dog Elaina Baina on those rare moments that she got loose (Which thankfully doesn't happen).  However, I won't mind carrying the Olympic Torch if I was allowed to walk with it.  It would be tempting to ride a bike while holding it, but the Olympic Torch might be a bit heavy for that.  I won't mind riding a motorboat with the Olympic Torch if there was a body of water along the way.  Motorboats are useless if there's nothing but dry land everywhere.  Still, carrying the Olympic Torch is a huge honor that should always be revered as the most important. 
As I'm lost in thought about the 2012 London, England Olympic Games, here are some photos of rock star Eliza Sophie Caird aka Eliza Doolittle.