A WARRIOR AT THE GAME OF THRONES

I never saw the television series Game of Thrones.  Nor do I know much about the United States of America cable television series Game of Thrones beyond these simple facts...
1.  ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, CW and the BBC are kicking themselves for not taking the pilot episode of Game of Thrones seriously when it was offered to them.
2.  Despite the rejection letters from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, CW and the BBC claiming that the Pilot Episode of the television show Game of Thrones isn't marketable, the television show in question is either currently or is about to broadcast it's blockbuster smash hit fourth season in 2014.  Trillions of obsessed Game of Thrones fans can't be wrong.
3.  Game of Thrones is set in medieval Europe in the fictional medieval European nation of Westeros and the fictional medieval European nation of Essos which is currently gripped by a horrible civil war which has afflicted unknown casualties.  This civil war has taken on sword and sorcery science fiction proportions which involves both fire breathing dragons and brain munching zombies.  Game of Thrones also has complicated political conspiracy theories, scheming wealthy and spoiled rotten debutantes seeking revenge against each other with enough back stabbings and betrayals to satisfy folks who doesn't normally watch sword and sorcery science fiction tales set in medieval Europe.
4.  Everybody in the television series Game of Thrones either speaks with a British accent or speaks with a European accent.
4.  Sean Bean (from the James Bond film Goldeneye) was decapitated in the season finale cliffhanger for the first season of Game of Thrones and he hasn't been back since.  Nobody is safe if that happens.  The scary part is that Sean Bean's character was the only Game of Thrones cast member character who actually has a moral conscience.  Nobody ever stepped up to fill the void.
5.  The insanely gorgeous Maisie Williams plays Arya Stark on the television series Game of Thrones.

TOASTED

YODA:  So you got this piece of bread.  The piece of bread is soft and mushy.  When you eat the soft slice of bread, it produces no sound.  You could easily squish the slice of bread into whatever shape you prefer.  So you take this piece of bread and you place it in the toaster.  Please don't squish the bread before putting it in the toaster though, because it won't work.  You could try the toaster oven after squishing it though.  The end result will be the same.  Anyway, you take this soft slice of bread and you place soft slice of bread into the toaster.  You push the lever down and after a few minutes the slice of bread pops back up.  Upon examination of the bread, you will notice that the bread is firm and solid.  You can still squish it, but it takes more effort.  The soft slice of bread has become dry and brittle.  When you eat the toasted slice of bread, it produces a crunching sound.
LUKE SKYWALKER:  What happens next?
YODA:  You eat the toasted slice of bread.
LUKE SKYWALKER:  How will this help me defeat and murder my biologic father Darth Vader?
YODA:  I don't have the vaguest idea.  I'm trying to teach you how to cook.  I never met anybody who could easily manage to burn a pot of water.

Anyway, while we depart from this missing scene from Star Wars and return to normal life, here are some photos of legendary rock star Alanis Morissette.