First, we have some photos of Laura Prepon. Then we will ponder what will happen next year in the year 2012. Assuming we survive yet another prediction regarding the end of the world (Supported by a major Hollywood film of all things), we got more to look forward to. Not only will there be a presidential election, but the 2012 Summer Olympic Games in London will take place in the summer. Why the summer? Well London could try to hold the 2012 Summer Olympics in the winter, but it won't be nearly so popular. It will be about as popular as holding the 2009 Winter Olympics in Canada in the summer. I'm not saying that such a thing shouldn't be attempted. Heck, it would make life much more interesting if such a thing was done. Sorry if I'm rambling. There are times when I'm in a very weird mood.
Let's see, after the 2012 United States of America presidential elections, there will be the 2016 presidential elections. That will be followed by the 2020 United States of America presidential elections. Yet, in the final episode of SMALLVILLE, Lex Luthor got elected President of the United States on 2018. Is there something about the year 2018 that I'm not aware of or was this a mathmatics error? Let's hope that was a mathmatics error. I'm not trying to rob Lex Luthor of his chance to be President of the United States, but we need to be honest about a few truths. Lex Luthor as President of the United States will be about as successful as electing Doctor Doom President of the United States (Which actually happened in the Marvel 2099 alternate universe). Let's be thankful that comic book logic doesn't exist in the actual world.
Hold on a second, Laura Prepon is a Scientologist? I never knew that. I knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckman, John Travolta and Kelly Preston are Scientologists. I never knew that Laura Prepon belongs to the religion too. Isn't Scientology the religion that believes that GOD is an alien from outer space who tossed a container filled with a thousand extra-terrestrial ghosts into a volcano and blew it up? I think so, but I never read Dianetics. Wait, this is how it happen. A member of the Galactic Confederacy named Xenu traveled to Earth in his spaceship seventy-five million years ago. He bround along a billion of his people as part of an attempt to make Earth a colony of his home planet. In order to build a colony, all of his followers had to be tied around a volcano and blown up with a hydrogen bomb. Needless to say, Xenu's attempt to turn Earth into a colony of the Galactic Confederacy failed when all billion of his followers were killed by the hydrogen bomb. Since then Xenu went into hiding, but he could return anytime now to invade Earth, wipe out the human race and make Earth a colony of the Galactic Confederacy again. Only L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology is standing in the way. Hey, it might happen in the year 2012. Anything is possible.
Still interested in helping L. Ron Hubbard fight the heroic battle against Xenu and his extra-terrestrial minions. First, you need to purify your physical body to get rid of extra-terrestrial germs. Don't dispair, L. Ron Hubbard will help you find the way. You need to swallow niacin (vitamin B3) and other mineral suppliments. Second, you need to drink half a cap full of Mazola Vegetable Oil three times a day. Third, you need to spend five hours in the sauna five times a day. Fourth, you need to see the John Travolta film BATTLEFIELD EARTH. Why is it necessary to see the film? Because BATTLEFIELD EARTH is based upon the holy scriptures of L. Ron Hubbard that offers a glimps of the wicked Xenu the extra-terrestrial GOD who created the human race (Possibly by accident). Ok, Most of the film viewing public has refused to watch the film and it got bad reviews. But hey, nobody is perfect. Don't worry, somebody is bound to film a remake of BATTLEFIELD EARTH or perhaps film the second half of the novel under the title BATTLEFIEND EARTH PART TWO. If you're really lucky, somebody will get around to making the L. Ron Hubbard holy scriptures film adaptation of MISSION EARTH PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE, PART FOUR, PART FIVE, PART SIX, PART SEVEN, PART EIGHT, PART NINE and PART TEN. Why stop there. BATTLEFIELD EARTH and MISSION EARTH about Xenu's attempt to destroy humanity instead of inspiring humanity could be turned into a television series. We could only hope.
Hey folks, good news. L. Ron Hubbard may be legally dead, but he assures us all that the cost for a physical body purification rundown will only cost you $5,200. That's not including the costs for classroom exercises that you also need to take.
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