Friday, September 30, 2011

ANNE HATHAWAY HELPS BANE DEFEAT AND DESTROY BATMAN IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

So this is the part of the Batman film The Dark Knight Rises in which Bane (Tom Hardy) causes a prison break in Blackgate Prison. It appears that a failed United States Armed Forces Super Soldier Fighter reprogrammed by Russia named Bane (And possibly Catwoman (Anne Hathaway)) needs a small private army to murder Batman with. So Blackgate Prison is attacked and the prison inmates are released. Here are some photos of the fiasco of motion picture events to come. First, we have Bane (Tom Hardy) without his colorful action custome super-villain suit.
Next, we have the actual prison break itself.





Don't worry, I'm sure Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) will teach the escaping prison convicts how to sew, how to garden, how to play music and learn employable skills.  I'm sure Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) will teach the escaping prison convicts how to help poor starving widows, orphans.  I'm sure Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) will teach the escaping prison convicts to atone for their sins by working in shelters for abused women and children and rape prevention centers as well as working in shelters for the homeless.  We can all rest assured that Gotham City Correction Facility System is the most secure prison inmate incarceration institution in the world.  The world will be safe from convicted criminals as long as the Mayor of Gotham City remains in power.  If not, there's always the next Gotham City election.

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