SURREAL THOUGHTS HAPPEN BEST AT NIGHT

I'm thinking about a highway filled with flying beds. Disturbing thoughts about car wrecks that involve flying beds crash into each other. Is it so wrong to drive a flying bed when you're drunk. Is it so wrong to drive a flying bed when you're asleep? Actually, the whole point for owning a bed is to sleep. That's my perception at any rate. If you either can't sleep or not allowed to sleep, then there's no point for owning a bed. Unless, you're not using a flying bed for sleeping, but rather you're using a flying bed as a form of transportation. In that case, you're better off owning a car. But if you own a car and not a flying bed, then you can't lie down while driving. That would be silly. Everybody knows that you could only drive a car while sitting up. But you can't sit on a bed. Beds are for lying down. Actually, it's possible to sit on a bed too, but that would defeat the purpose of owning a bed. How many passengers could a flying bed carry. Would the flying bed have the capacity to carry cargo. What happens if the flying bed breaks down. You'll need tools on the flying bed.

Then you reach a problem. You got groceries, sporting equipment, screwdrivers, saws, drills, wrenches and a baseball bat on your flying bed. Where will you sleep with all that stuff on your bed as well. You can't sleep on all that stuff without getting impailed on the flying bed repair tools. That would hurt quite a bit. So the flying bed would be for transportation, but not having any practical purpose for shopping and you're screwed if you have to repair the flying bed yourself. Would the flying bed be classified as an airplane. Should you have an airplane pilot license in order to own and operate a flying bed. Here are some photos of Shania Twain. Her bed is normal and doesn't have the ability to fly. Shania Twain is the luckiest woman in the world because her bed is normal and isn't surreal. And she records the best country music albums the world has ever seen because she gets a fantastic night of sleep everyday.