Wouldn't it be great to be able to operate Hollywood by remote control? If there is a film project that I don't like, just pull out the television remote control and press a button. Then the Hollywood film project would stop and I could hold the film deal hostage at metaphorical ransom. I could demand money, luxury homes, luxury cars, luxury electronics, expensive vacations and everything else my heart desires. And if the Hollywood filmmakers refuse, then I press the rewind button. Suddenly, the Hollywood film deal is right back at the opening negotiation and casting again. Then I'll say, "Sorry, I didn't get what I want so you won't get the film deal that you're looking for." Then the Hollywood filmmakers will have to relent to my hostage creating demands because I can control Hollywood by television remote control. Can you imagine what Hollywood would look like if I could control it by television remote control? Can you imagine the type of films and television episodes that will get released if I could cancel anything I don't like with my television remote control? Anything that Hollywood releases will be only related to Steven Post Hitchcock and nobody else.
Yeah, it would ignore a lot of demographics, but who cares. I'm stuck working minimum wage and I'm due a bit of arrogance now and then. Sadly, I can't control Hollywood by television remote control. I wouldn't be filling out minimum wage job application forms if I could control Hollywood by television remote control. However, there's nothing wrong with wishful thinking. While I'm pondering that issue, here are some more photos of actress and musician Alicia Witt.
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