cleveland854321: WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT

Last night, I had a dream. This was a conversation I overheard two people having in my dream.
Person #1: I'm trying to grow a flower in my shoe.
Person #2: Why are you trying to grow a flower in my shoe.
Person #1: The world will be a better place to live in if I grew a flower in my shoe.
Person #2: Do you have soil in your shoe?
Person #1: I don't have soil in my shoe.
Person #2: Do you have fertilizer in your shoe?
Person #1: I don't have fertilizer in my shoe.
Person #2: Then you at least have a seed in your shoe. Have you watered your shoe to feed the seed.
Person #1: There are no seeds in my shoe. I don't need to use water as food and nourishment.
Person #2: Then how do you expect a flower to grow in your shoe without soil, fertilizer, a seed or daily application of water?
Person #1: Simply by being rude, being angry and pushing Hollywood television scripts beyond the point of no return, the flower will grow from my shoe without soil, without fertilizer, without a seed and without a daily application of water. Just being a cool dude with the power of GOD to ruin somebody's life beyond repair without negative consequences will cause a flower to grow without soil, fertilizer, a seed or a daily application of water. It's my destiny to succeed and that's all that I need in life.
Needless to say, a flower never grew from the shoe of person #1. Person #2 went on to do something else that never involved Person #1. And Person #2 was satisified with that.
As I type out this Internet blog to educate and enlighten you all, here are some photos of film and television actress Jessica Alba and Marie Claire Magazine Editor Nina Garcia.