cleveland854321: JASON VORHEES FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 2012

So should Jason Vorhees run for President of the United of the United States for the year 2012? I'm not sure if that's a good idea. Here are some problems with the Jason Vorhees as a presidential candidate.
1. Jason Vorhees is a mute. Mute people can't make speeches. Mute people can't debate. Mute people can't do anything except wave a machete around like a psychopath.
2. Jason Vorhees is a psychopath.
3. Jason Vorhees is a girl hating psychopath. That automatically eliminates the female vote. At least half of the population of the United States of American won't vote for Jason Vorhees because of his women hating serial killing hostilities. Of course, that won't be a problem if Jason Vorhees succeeds in killing every single woman on the planet Earth and kills any guy who supports women.
4. I'm not sure which political party Jason Vorhees belongs to. Is Jason Vorhees a Conservative Republican or a Liberal Democrat?
5. Yes, we'll resolve the crises in Syria in a hurry. Just drop Jason Vorhees down and Syria will surrender and Bashar Assad will be dead within a few seconds. But how long will it take before Jason Vorhees starts chopping apart his own Presidential cabinet.
6. Who's going to be the Vice President of the United States of America? Norman Bates? Chucky? Freddy Kruger? Michael Myers? Leatherface? The Alien Queen? The Preditor? Doctor Hannibal Lecter? I'm not sure.
For the reasons above, I'm convinced that Jason Vorhees shouldn't run for President of the United States. Trust me, there are better options available that there's no need to elect Jason Vorhees.