Friday, July 27, 2012

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TRUE LOVE FAILS TO SURVIVE BEYOND THE BREAKING OF DAWN

They fell in love while making the film Twilight.  They continued their romance across the films New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn Part One and Breaking Dawn Part Two.  Yes Gentle Reader, you know what I'm talking about.  Yup.  I'm talking about Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.  Now problems have arisen in true love paradise that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.  Without giving too much details away, Kristen Stewart had an affair with somebody behind Rob Pattinson.  Kristen begged and pleaded with Rob to understand and forgive.  After all, she's only human and she was only thinking of Rob when she was boinking with that other person.  And yes, Native American tribal music really causes her to lose control.  With zero tolerance for women who cheat on him, Rob Pattinson moves out of the mansion that he shared with Kristen Stewart.  They never married so there's no divorce lawyers to consult.  So with her act of sleeping with somebody not named Rob Pattinson while listening to Native American tribal music, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has broken up and it looks as if they'll never get back together again.  And Rob Pattinson is on the warpath in his zeal to make Kristen Stewart out to be the bad guy (Sorry, bad gal) in the breakup.  And so Kristen Stewart is a single woman once again.  And as single men everywhere celebrate Kristen Stewart's status as a single woman again, here are some photos of the whirlwind romance that was Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart before it all went to heck.
















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