Ok, so maybe the title of this blog entry is a parody of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner written by Samuel Taylor Coleridge written between 1797 to 1798. I'm pleased to announce that after seven movies and a one season maximum television show that there will be an eighth movie. So the chronology of the rape ape (With human intelligence) series will be composed of the following. Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes, Planet of the Apes---The Television Show. Roddy McDowall played the leader of the rape apes either named Cornelelius (In Planet of the Apes and Escape from the Planet of the Apes), Caesar (In Conquest of the Planet of the Apes and Battle for the Planet of the Apes) or Galen (Planet of the Apes---The Television show). David Watson confusingly played Cornelius the leader of the rape apes in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Then we had the 2001 reboot film confusingly entitled Planet of the Apes as film number six with Tim Roth as the leader of the rape apes named General Thade. Then we had the 2011 film Rise of the Planet of the Apes with Andy Serkis as the leader of the rape apes confusingly named Caesar. Now we have a proposed eighth rape ape movie called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Only Andy Serikis is legally under contract for that movie. Again he's playing Caesar the killer monkey. I don't know if there's a script yet. Why so many rape ape movies?
Well according to Charles Darwin, the human race originally looked and acted like monkey. With each progresive generation, humans stopped looking like monkeys and evolved into what we look like today. So essentially, the human race is a branch of the monkey species. So the Planet of the Apes could be Charles Darwin theory of evolution going backwards.
While the Gentle Reader and I watch killer rape apes destroying the planet Earth and cause evolution to turn human beings back into zoo monkeys, here are some photos of cute sexually seductive women's gymnastics athlete Nastia Liukin.
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