Tuesday, August 28, 2012

THE ACTUAL AGES FOR "TEENAGE" FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FOR FILM AND TELEVISION

We all know that it's not possible for an actual underage minor to engage in sexual acts in film and television.  Such a film and television producer and director would've gotten themselves arrested and shunned (and ostrasized) by the comunnity for life.  Plus, not being able to live near a school, church or playground.  Not being able to work near a school, church or playground.  Not being able to walk near a school, church or playground.  Not be able to participate in Halloween.  Having to register with the police department everytime there's a relocation.  Being listed on the Internet as a child molester.  We as  society can forgive traitors, murders, maniacs and even terrorists.  But we as a society can never forgive child molesters.  So how do you depict sexual acts between underage minors in film and television without getting arrested for child porn peddling?  Easy.  You hire adults who are over the age of twenty-one years old to PRETEND TO BE AN UNDERAGE MINOR AND THEN ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTS.  MOST OF THE ALLEGED UNDERAGE MINORS IN FILM AND TELEVISION ARE PLAYED BY ACTORS WHO ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE ACTORS PERFORMING AS THEIR PARENTS.  Here are several cases in point.
Minka Kelly as Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights is 32 years old.  She was born on June 24, 1980.
Miranda Cosgrove as Carly Shay on ICarly is 19 years old.  She was born on May 14, 1993.
Jennette McCurdy as Sam Pucket on ICarly is 20 years old.  She was born on June 26, 1992.

Victoria Justice as Tori Vega on Victorious is 19 years old.  She was born on February 19, 1993.  She was 12 years old when she played Lola Martinez on Zoey 101.  Essentially, Victoria Justice got to play a junior high student twice on two seperate television shows.

 Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker in the Amazing Spiderman is 29 years old.  He was born on August 20, 1983
Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson in Glee  is 32 years old.  He was born on May 11, 1982.
 Rose McIvers as Lindsey Salmon in the Lovely Bones is 24 years old.  She was born on October 10, 1987.
Jason Earles as Jackson Stewart on Hannah Montanna is 35 years old.  He was born on April 26, 1977.
 Chase Crawford as Nate Archibald on Gossip Girl is 27 years old.  He was born on July 18, 1985.
Zac Efron as Troy Bolton on High School Musical was 18 years old when he did the television film.  He was born on October 18, 1987.
Trevor Donovan as Teddy Montgomery on 90210 is 24 years old.  He was born on October 11, 1987.
Amanda Bynes as Marianne Bryant in the film Easy A is 26 years old.  She was born on April 3, 1986.  She was 17 years old when her television show What I Like About You started and she was 20 years old when her television show What I Like About You ended four years later.
Megan Park as Grace Bowman in the Secret Life of the American Teenager is 26 years old.  She was born on July 24, 1986.
Paul Wesley as Stefan Salvatore on the Vampire Diaries is 30 years old.  He was born on July 23, 1982.
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Anne Summers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer was 20 years old when she started playing a teenager in the supernatural action adventure series in 1997.  She was twenty-seven years old when the series ended.  Sarah Michelle Gellar is 35 years old right now.
Bianca Lawson as Maya St. Germain in Pretty Little Liars is 33 years old.  She was born on March 20, 1979.  She was  14 years old when she did another high school drama Saved by the Bell:  The New Class in 1993.  Essentially, she got to play a high school student twice in two seperate television shows almost within the span of twenty years.

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