Katie Holmes and all six of the Dandilion Girls entered the dance studio. And the Sidewalk Guy watched with perverted happiness while all seven women dance with him as the secret audience.
Katie replied, "Oh yes, thanks."
Dandilion Girl #1 reentered the women's locker room where she was stabbed between her breasts. Dandilion Girl #1 released a groan before she lay down dead.
Not knowing about the death of Dandilion Girl #1, Katie Holmes kept dancing.
Dandilion Girl #2 said, "I shall do so at once."
Dandilion Girl #2 entered the women's locker room where she too was stabbed betwen her breasts. Dandilion Girl #2 lay down on the floor dead.
Katie Holmes kept dancing without knowing that two dead bodies are lying nearby.
Driveway Guy said, "You're blocking my view of Katie Holmes."
Dandilion Girl #3 said, "I refuse to step aside. What are you going to do about it?"
Driveway Guy said, "I'm going to kill you."
And the Driveway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #3 between her breasts and she lay down dead. Katie Holmes continued to dance despite three dead bodies are nearby.
Katie Holmes continued to dance without knowing that five dead Dandilion Girls are nearby.
Driveway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #6 between her breasts.
Driveway Guy said, "Good luck with that."
Dandilion Girl #6 lay down on the floor dead.
Katie Holmes said, "I don't know what you're problem is, but I'm going to kill you before anymore innocent women needlessly die."
And Katie Holmes tied up and gagged Driveway Guy and tossed him on top of a disorganized pile of newspaper. And she almost stabbed him to death when Party Animal raced into the Dance Studio. Katie Holmes raced out of the Dance Studio to live and fight another day. Party Animal tried to untie the ropes and gag that Katie Holmes afflicted against Driveway Guy and eventually untied all the knots. But Katie Holmes has already vanished from sight.
Katie Holmes walked towards the safety of her car.
******
And the day started with a fashion show at the Convention Center was attended by Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Hudson, Kristen Stewart, Claire Danes, Mia Wasikowska. And perhaps it could be argued that it was possible for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to murder all five girls, but none of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse bothered to find a way to separate the five women to make it possible. And if there were Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Murders at the fashion show, they were too busy holding hand clapping competitions against each other to possibly attempt to kill a girl. And to answer your next question, Thug #1 won the hand clapping competition.
Kristen Bell was trying out lingerie at Roses and Tulips Lingerie Store. She was looking at herself wearing a matching bra and panty set when the Driftwood Assassin entered the changing room that she was trying out bras and panties at. The Female Lingerie Shop Employee entered the changing room that Kristen Bell was trying out bras and panties inside.
Female Lingerie Shop Employee said, "You can't be in here. This changing room are for women only and you don't qualify as a woman."
Kristen Bell said, "Just kill the creep if he doesn't leave."
The Female Lingerie Shop Employee asked, "How do I kill him?"
The Driftwood Assassin said, "You can kill me just like this."
The Driftwood Assassin stabbed the Female Lingerie Shop Employee between her breasts and she lay down on the floor legally dead. The Driftwood Assassin strangled Female Lingerie Shop Employee #2 before slicing open the throat of Female Lingerie Shop Employee #3 and Female Lingerie Shop Employee #4.
Kristen Bell said, "Great, now I'll have to close the store because that was the only employees of that store. My plot to keep Roses and Tulips Lingerie Shop open has been defeated.
The Driftwood Assassin said, "Meet me at the beach and we'll fight each other to the death." He turned away from Kristen Bell as she tried to strangle him to death with a girlish ribbon.
The Driftwood Assassin punched Kristen Bell in the face and she fell unconscious, but she's still alive. And when she woke up, she found Roses and Tulips Lingerie Shop in ruins. She got dressed in a slinky bright red one piece swimsuit and she walked towards the beach with the intention to kill or be killed against the Driftwood Assassin.
Kristen Bell walked towards the Driftwood Assassin with intent to kill. The Driftwood Assassin realized that he'll be forced to kill Kristen Bell if he wants to survive the evening to see the sunrise. The Driftwood Assassin cell phone rang and he answered the cell phone.
The Driftwood Assassin said into the cell phone, "Can this wait. I'm this close to murdering Kristen Bell and ending her Dandilion Girl assassin career forever.."
Dandilion Girl #1 said, "Oh darn, I thought this was Tulips and Roses Lingerie Shop."
The Driftwood Assassin said, "I killed all the women who worked at the store, destroyed the interior of the store and stole one of the dead girl's cell phone."
Dandilion Girl #1 said, "Wait right here and I'll help Kristen Bell kill you."
Thug #4 accidently ran over Dandilion Girl #1 with his car and killed her. He kept driving over the dead girl's corpse and accidently drove over her a second time. Meanwhile, at the beach, the Driftwood Assassin hung up the cell phone and searched the beach. Kristen Bell escaped justice to fight against the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse another day.
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Avril Lavigne entered a clothing store at a nearby shopping mall. It was one of the few surviving shopping mall that still allowed male and females to go shopping together as equals. Those days are quickly becoming a thing of the past as the male gender has been more and more aggressive about pushing the entire female gender into extinction. Women represented by the Dandilion Girls have been setting up women's only shopping malls. Men represented by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Poss has been setting up men's only shopping malls. And Avril Lavigne entered one of the few surviving shopping malls still intended for both men and women shoppers. And after walking past the men's clothing department with derision and scorn, Avril Lavigne entered the women's clothing department of the same store. She looked at a few purses with interest.
She didn't have any money for a brand new purse, so she chose the five finger discount.
She looked left. She looked right. And when she saw a few men walk past her she started to pace back and forth a few times. She was cool and unemotional. She worked hard not to appear to panic at the possibility of being murdered by a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Thug for doing what she's about to do a few minutes from now.
She grabbed one of the most expensive purses on the rack and she hid it under her expensive leather jacket. And after looking right before looking left, she slowly walked towards the exit.
And after exiing the store, she proudly wore her brand new expensive purse over her shoulder much greater pride and casual calm. She no longer appeared to be in a panic mode. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad followed her close behind. It didn't take Avril long to notice that she's being followed.
Avril turned around and she asked, "Hello, I notice that you're looking at me. Are you going to produce a cat call or is there an actual purpose for following me?"
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "I want to go on a date with you."
Avril said, "I don't want to go out on a date with you. Sorry."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "Are you sure you don't want to go out on a date with you?"
Avril said, "There are half a dozen things I'd rather do instead of going out on a date with you."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "What a shame. I was going to steal your stolen purse from you after having sex with you. But since knocking boots with you isn't going to happen, I'll ask you to return the stolen purse and I'll allow you to escape justice without a scratch."
Avril said, "I didn't steal that purse I'm wearing over my shoulder."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "I have security camera footage proving that you stole that purse. Are you going to return it or should I kill you as punishment for shoplifting."
Avril said, "Fine, have it your way." Avril handed her stolen purse into Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad's possession. Avril said, "I'm going to murder you one of these days."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "I almost wish that you did attack me so that I could kill you in self defence and end your reign of terror. I guess we'll have to wait a bit longer for your much deserved death scene. Right now, I'm forced to allow you to escape justice to live and fight another day."
Avril Lavigne calmly walked away and she returned to the Dandilion Hotel---A women's only hotel owned and operated by the Dandilion Girls. She entered her hotel room and she smashed a nearby mirror with her fist in frustration.
Avril Lavigne almost slipped and fell into a broken mirror shred and almost sliced her throat open. However, she grabbd a nearby table and rebalanced herself just in time. And after nearly dying in broken mirror shred accident of her own making, Avril brewed herself some coffee and took a few sips. And with a broom, she brushed away the broken mirror fragments before she accidently came dangerously close to hurting herself a second time. Avril scolded herself for being so frustratingly accident prone recently. It was almost as if she wanted to be attacked and killed, but she hated herself for even thinking like that. And with a scowl on her face, Avril took another sip of coffee.
******
Extreme Universe Masked Idiotic Crusader couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Courtney Cox waiting for him in his apartments. The sexually seductive girl was waiting only for him for the chance to make out with him---And himself alone. He approached the girl with a smile on his face.
Extreme Universe Edition Masked Idiotic Crusader said, "To what do I get this honor of your presence. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate it. However, I never thought you would accepting my invitation to drop by my apartment from the way you were talking about me."
Courtney walked past a knife that Extreme Universe Edition Masked Idiotic Crusader could've used to stab her to death with. Courtney said, "I changed my mind. Surely a girl is allowed to change her mind when she realized what a damn fool she was."
And so the Extreme Universe Edition Masked Idiotic Crusader lovingly kissed Courtney and she lovingly kissed him in return. And she kissed him again as he started to feel groggy and fell to the ground in a crumpled heap much to her delight.
Courtney said with mock concern, "Oh what's the problem? I'm much too sexy for you? I'm much too girly for you? Perhaps you should've stabbed me to death with that kitchen knife that was within arms reach, but now it's too late. I escape justice while you're just totally fucked."
Extreme Universe Edition Masked Idiotic Crusader punched Courtney Cox in the face and she fell. And he could look down her blouse as she slowly stood up. And being able to look down her blouse to see her voluptuous breasts made him want to kill her even more than usual. And he slipped into a coma before he could finish the job and kill her off. And the Extreme Universe Edition Masked Idiotic Crusader never got to punish and kill Courtney Cox. And the girl escaped justice to live and fight again.
******
Gwyneth was overflowing with enthusiasm when she greeted her son Moses Martom during supper. It was evening and it was going to be a long evening. Moses life will change forever if Chris Martin ever got the courage to murder his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Moses, if Chris forces him to join the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse on the day that Gwyneth Paltrow and the other ladies in the women's only army called the Dandelion Girls are defeated and wiped out forever, will be taught to hate women and there's only way to educate Moses on that subject. But right now, the evening has only just started and Gwyneth Paltrow is still alive. Moses is technically under her sway. But Gwyneth will be defeated before the evening is through and having Moses under her sway will be defeated. Gwyneth served tacos and ice cream to her son Moses.
It was Moses Martin's turn to do the laundry. He accidently spilled tasteless and flavorless laundry detergent into his sister Apple Martin's ice cream. Apple moved towards her ice cream.
Moses said, "Don't eat your ice cream. I spilled tasteless and flavorless laundry detergent into your ice cream. You'll die if you eat your ice cream."
Apple said, "Go screw yourself asshole. I'll do whatever I want damn it."
Moses said, "But, I'm telling you the truth."
Apple said, "Get the fuck out of the way."
Apple shoved Moses aside and ate her ice cream. She felt tired after eating her ice cream. Gwyneth reentered the kitchen.
Gwyneth said, "Later, I'm going to show you the ropes about joining the Dandelion Girls."
Apple said, "That sounds fun, but I'm tired and I need a nap."
Gwyneth said, "Go take your nap and I'll wake you for your Dandelion Girls initiation."
Apple Martin walked into her bedroom, changed slowly into her pajamas and climbed into bed. Apple Martin fell asleep, stopped breathing and legally died from food poisoning accidently slipped into her ice cream by her brother. Her brother, Moses Martin ate her tacos since she's not going to need to eat her taco anymore.
And after supper, two Dandelion Girls looked after Moses as Gwyneth took a sip of water from her favorite gourmet bottled water company.
And after getting dressed in her favorite dress, she was ready to embark towards a men's only party to show the strength of the all women's army known as the Dandelion Girls. Moses accidently killed both Dandelion Girls hired by Gwyneth to babysit him while practicing archery, but missing the target accidently. Captain Clown showed up to teach Moses Martin that he killed the two Dandelion Girls as well as his sister on purpose. Gwyneth was losing control over her son. And when Gwyneth is defeated and killed, Moses Martin will be educated that he killed Gwyneth on purpose the only way that such education is possible.
And the world marveled at how magnificent she was as Gwyneth proudly walked towards the entrance of the men's only party with a proud and arrogant smile on her face. She was untouchable and she was ready to show off her strength to the world.
Technically, it's illegal for a woman to enter a men's only party. The crime could only be punished with the death penalty. No courtroom trial was needed. Just kill the girl where she stood. Gwyneth Paltrow could enter any men's only party she wanted and get away with it. There were so much women in the Dandelion Girls alive and breathing that Gwyneth Paltrow felt she could do anything she wanted without fearing the consequences.
And Gwyneth Paltrow watched the men in the men's only party tremble anytime she entered a men's only party without fear and filled with arrogant overconfidence. She owned the party and she owned the night with a sense of pride that only an accomplished Dandelion Girl could manage to do.
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom approached Gwyneth Paltrow.
Miranda Kerr said, "Oh Gwyneth, you made it. I'm so glad you could manage to arrive. Orlando is happy to see you too."
When Orlando refused to answer, Miranda stomped on his foot and added, "Poor Orlando is speechless with happiness about your arrival."
Orlando felt an electric shock triggered by a handheld device held by Miranda and he added, "Oh yes, I'm glad to see Gwyneth Paltrow again."
Gwyneth said, "I'm glad to see you too. The night is still young and we three got a lot to do. The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse will go down in flames forever tonight."
Miranda said, "Oh, I can't wait. Orlando can't wait either."
When Orlando didn't respond, Miranda pressed her hand held device and electric shock caused Orlando to pass out unconscious.
Miranda said, "Poor Orlando has chosen to take a nap."
Gwyneth replied, "I guess we'll proceed with the destruction of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse without Orlando Bloom. He won't be able to participate in our plans anymore.
Jennifer Aniston approached Miranda Kerr and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Jennifer asked, "Orlando looks as if he's dead."
Gwyneth replied, "Orlando Bloom might actually be dead."
Jennifer replied, "I guess it was bound to happen anymore. He's not allowed to see the end result of the Dandelion Girls plan of action anyway."
Gwyneth Paltrow excused herself when she thought she saw somebody important. She followed the guy out of the door of the party, but the person gave her the slip. And with a frown, Gwyneth chose to reenter the party. She'll attack and kill whoever that person was later on.
And so Gwyneth Paltrow and her spouse Chris Martin returned to the house they shared...
...Where Gwyneth changed shoes to something more practical, but still very stylish.
They both returned to the party. In case the Mysterious Person who intensely watched Orlando Bloom pass out and possibly even die returned, Gwyneth was ready to chase after him to force some answers about who he was. Chris claimed the Mysterious Person was the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse version of the Supreme Commander, but Gwyneth has no idea who the person is or even if such a person ever truly existed. In theory, all of the Dandelion Girls must be lying down on the floor and legally dead before the Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse could be revealed and force all wayward Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members to obedience. But such a theory could never be truly proven.
Gwyneth Paltrow searched the men's only party for the Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse, but the guy was already long gone and vanished into the night. Gwyneth shrugged her shoulders and went back to enjoying the party once again.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse never truly vanished. He can't be seen by anybody until all the women in the Dandelion Girls are lying down on the floor, eyes closed, not breathing and legally dead. The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse watched Gwyneth Paltrow intensely.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse understood the need to murder Gwyneth Paltrow before it's too late.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse knew that Gwyneth Paltrow and the rest of the ladies of the all woman Dandelion Girls must be wiped out all the way down to zero before the sun rises in the morning. Whatever the Dandelion Girls are planning can only be stopped by wiping out the Dandelion Girls all the way down to zero.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse knew that Gwyneth Paltrow is still looking for him.
It's tearing Gwyneth Paltrow apart to know that all Dandelion Girls, herself included, must be lying down, eyes closed, not breathing and legally dead before he can be seen and revealed.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse understood that it's necessary for Gwyneth Paltrow to be killed. Her type of evil can only be responded to with an act of murder.
The way Gwyneth Paltrow had her spouse Chris Martin under her control was scaring the Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse, but he did nothing about such emotions. He kept to the shadows and hid in plain sight. He watched as Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin left the party a second time with each and every objective Gwyneth Paltrow had for the party accomplished. Score one for Gwyneth, but the night was still young. There was still a chance for Gwyneth to be murdered before the first light of morning chases away the night.
The Supreme Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse watched as Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin vanished into the night before he too vanished down the street in the opposite direction and wait until all Dandelion Girls are lying down, eyes closed, not breathing and legally dead before he can make his grand entrance.
******
The airplane that Josh Dallas and Ginnifer Goodwin traveled inside arrived in Russian located hometown called Мертвый город девушка. And though the two were engaged to marry, it was mostly a one way conversation. Josh tried to say something and Ginnifer made a one sentence reply that coldly shot it down. It took close to thirty minutes in order to disembark from the airplane and travel through the airport terminal.
Josh said, "Look, you can lock me out only so long. However, the secrets that you carry must be revealed to me."
Ginnifer replied, "I don't need to reveal anything to you. You're just a prop for me to utilize. You're worth nothing except being that temporary one use only prop."
Josh said, "How can you say such a thing. I thought we meant more than that."
Ginnifer said, "There never was any we. There's just me using a prop for a few years. That prop happens to be you. Get used to it. I've gotten used to it. I don't throw up when we make love anymore so that's an improvement."
Josh said, "I don't make you throw up."
Ginnifer said, "If only you know how much I've been secretly seething against you. You're fantasy that I'm your soul mate was the biggest lie ever. If only you know how much I've been ridiculing you behind your back. Your delusions about me will get you locked up in jail someday."
Josh said, "Your claims could get you sued for slander and malicious intent."
Ginnifer said, "Then I'll have to bankrupt you and force you into homelessness so that my plans against me temporary one use prop is completed. You're just a prop to get what I want and what I want is very close at hand. I'm sorry it has to be this way."
Josh asked, "So what happens now?"
Ginnifer said, "I never thought this far ahead so I honestly don't know."
Josh said, "I'm still in shock about what you just told me."
Ginnifer said, "I don't care about the feelings of the temporary one use only props that I use to get what I want. Props are never used for emotional attachment."
Ginnifer Goodwin lovingly kissed Josh Dallas. Josh felt the urge to strangle her to death, but the need to take a nap overrode the need to strangle her to death in self defense. She continued to kiss him until he fell to the floor of the airport terminal in catatonic shock.
Ginnifer said in a cold tone of voice, "You see, I felt nothing about that."
Ginnifer Goodwin exited the airport alone. She entered her automobile and she drove off towards an unknown destination.
******
Emilie de Ravin looked at Rob Pattinson. Rob Pattinson looked at Emilie de Ravin.
Rob said, "Hello, a penny for your thoughts."
Emilie said, "Sorry, not for sale."
Rob asked, "Can you manage to change your mind just this once?"
Emilie said, "I'll have you sued for sexual harassment if this conversation continues. Please go before I call the police and ruin your life."
And so Emilie de Ravin walked away from Rob Pattinson with pride and a sense of accomplishment. She prevailed against one of the coldest sexual harassing evils the world has ever known.
Emilie de Ravin watched the sun set beyond the horizon as night was only getting started. The world was slowly getting dark and she sensed that it was going to be a long dark evening. But she had every confidence that she would survive any challenges that she ever faced.
Emilie de Ravin had every confidence that she would prevail. She survived every single challenge that she ever faced. And she'll continue to survive every challenge that she ever faced. Nobody defeated sexist girl hating pigs more successfully that the heroic vigilantism of Emilie de Ravin. And soon, the vigilantism of Emilie de Ravin will be the subject of every single book, television show episode and film the world over. Her very presence will rewrite the reality of everything that anybody has ever known.
It was around that time that she tripped and fell into a puddle of mud. Emilie de Ravin was forced to strip to her panties and sleeveless tee shirt as she searched her backpack for spare clothing. Ketchup King stole her backpack and her mud covered clothes. Ketchup King vanished into the night as it covered the land. Emilie de Ravin groaned with frustration as she now stood only in her panties and sleeveless tee shirt in an isolated portion of the forest nearby a rarely used road.
It was only a few miles for Emilie de Ravin to walk towards the nearest ice skating rink. She was going to meet some Dandilion Girls at the ice skating rink. Perhaps she'll be able to borrow some clothes once she reaches the ice skating rink. And with that in mind, Emilie de Ravin started her long walk in an isolated road in the middle of an isolated forest all by herself.
******
There was a crucial rule that members of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse needs to either kill or incarcerate by kidnapping a Dandilion Girl after having sexual intercourse with her. And after having sex with sexually seductive teenage girl named Hayden Panettiere, it was long overdue for Hayden to either die in a serial killing attack or be incarcerated by kidnapping. Belgium Broken Leg Lad has done neither. Instead, he kept a kitchen knife nearby his bed with the promise to have Hayden knifed to death after one more night of sexual intercourse with the doomed teenage girl, but he still refuses to use the kitchen knife against the doomed voluptuous teenage girl.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad was in love and Hayden Panettiere was his girlfriend. And he lovingly kissed her. He kissed her again. Hayden smiled. He smiled. Life was great.
Hayden lovingly kissed him as she pulled closer towards Belgium Broken Leg Lad. He felt good as he touched her breasts and kissed her three more times. She tilted her head with a warm smile as her cell phone rang. She said with a frown, "Damn the bad timing, I need to take this telephone call."
Hayden walked into the bathroom of her luxury multi-room suite at the Dandilion Hotel and locked the door. Belgium Broken Leg Lad walked closer to the door to listen in. He was shocked to hear her talking about robbing and killing him to an unknown lady on the other end of the telephone line. Filled with rage, he barged into the bathroom with intention to prevent Hayden from robbing and killing him by killing her first.
Hayden said, "Damn it, you discovered my evil plans. Now I must advance my wicked plans and kill you off right now."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said, "It's not too late for you to be incarcerated for your crimes by letting yourself be kidnapped forever."
Hayden paused as she thought over the reasonable offer. She replied, "I'd rather murder you instead."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad replied, "Then I'll be forced to kill you inside the bathroom in self defense to prevent you from robbing and killing me."
His kitchen knife wasn't deadly enough to kill her inside the bathroom. She kicked him in the stomach and forced him to race out of the bathroom and then out of her Dandilion Hotel room suite. Hayden Pannettiere chased after Belgium Broken Leg Lad with intention to kill. Belgium Broken Leg Lad raced out of the Dandilion Hotel and down the sidewalk with Hayden in close pursuit.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad was screaming like a girl in a girly-man sort of manner. The way he was screaming for help was more effeminate than Hayden. Hayden wasn't close to catching up to him and he was still hoping to outrace her so he won't be forced to kill her.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad knew it would be difficult for Hayden to find him if he wasn't screaming like a girl in a girly-man sort of way, but he had trouble stopping himself. He prayed that he wasn't losing is mind. But considering that he felt it was necessary to murder Hayden in an act of unprovoked murder one, he's already too far gone. Nobody was making the effort to punish and murder Hayden Pannettiere using sadomasochism, so he figured that the job of punishing and murdering Hayden Pannettiere fell upon him to accomplish.
And if Hayden knew that she was pushing her luck by forcing Belgium Broken Leg Lad to murder her, she sure wasn't acting like it. Belgium Broken Leg Lad knew that he'll be forced to kill Hayden in self defence before the evening was done.
He wasn't expecting Hayden to force Belgium Broken Leg Lad to murder her using sadomasochism in an act of self defense this exact second.
Hayden was running faster. Belgium Broken Leg Lad had to run faster than Hayden's top running speed. He was being pushed beyond exhaustion, but she wasn't slowing down.
Does Belgium Broken Leg Lad have a knife to murder Hayden with? Yes? Good. He might need to use it to kill Hayden sooner than he expected.
Every single lady employed by the all woman army called the Dandelion Girls will be lying down on the floor, eyes closed, not breathing and dead before the first light of morning chases away the night. Hayden Pannettiere is doomed when you look at the situation from that angle.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad was hoping to be the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse serial killer to succeed in killing Hayden Pannettiere. However, he thought she was powerful enough to last all the way to the last three surviving---Not among the first to die.
Yet here was Hayden chasing after Belgium Broken Leg Lad and forcing him to kill her now.
Life is funny that way. Hayden picked up speed and forced Belgium Broken Leg Lad to run even faster. He tripped and fell to the floor.
Damn it, Hayden caught up with him.
Hayden Pannettiere stood there as Belgium Broken Leg Lad lay there looking at her. She kicked him. She kicked him again. He tried to stand up.
Hayden punched him in the stomach five times. She kicked him as he fell.
Hayden kicked him five times.
Hayden said with a snarl, "You're not so tough anymore."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad replied, "I'm tough enough to murder you."
Hayden punched him back to the ground after he tried and failed to stand up.
Hayden replied, "You got a funny way of proving that you're capable of killing me."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad replied, "I'm looking for an opening to murder you."
Hayden punched him as he tried to stand up. He punched her and she doubled over in pain. Two Dandelion Girls approached as she punched him five times.
Hayden said, "You will suffer for trying to murder me."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said, "You can't fault a guy for making the effort to kill you.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad kicked Dandelion Girl in the stomach. She fell to the ground and legally died. Belgium Broken Leg Lad tried to kick Hayden and she dodged the blow.
Hayden replied, "Better luck trying to kill me next time asshole."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad replied, "I will be so happy when I finally succeed in killing you."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #2 in the stomach before punching her five times in the vagina. Dandelion Girl #2 lay down legally dead. Dandelion Girl #3 attacked and he punched her in the vagina and she lay down legally dead. Hayden kicked him and he fell in a crumpled heap. He stood up and tried to punch Hayden, but she dodged the blow.
Hayden said, "You never said that while we were having sex."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said, "It doesn't matter how great the sex was because I still need to murder you. I can't allow you to escape justice to live and fight another day. You must die now."
Dandelion Girl #4 attacked and he kicked her in the vagina. Dandelion Girl #4 felt a shot of horrific pain before she lay down legally dead. Belgium Broken Leg Lad tried to kick Hayden, but she dodged the blow yet again. Hayden smiled as she kept surviving his murder attack attempts.
Dandelion Girl #5 attacked and he kicked her in the vagina. Dandelion Girl #5 lay down on the ground legally dead. Belgium Broken Leg Lad tried to kick Hayden and she dodged his blow with more confidence than previously.
Dandelion Girl #6 stood in the way and he stabbed her between her breasts causing her to fall to the ground dead. He tossed Dandelion Girl #7 against Dandelion Girl #8 and both women fell on top of each other vagina on rear end and breasts on spine. Both Dandelion Girl #7 and Dandelion Girl #8 are legally dead. Hayden kicked him seven times causing Belgium Broken Leg Lad to come crashing to the ground and felt horrific pain in the process.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad ran for his life with Hayden Pannettiere chasing after him. He felt horrific pain from the attacks launched by Hayden, but he ran for his life as fast as possible anyway.
Hayden Pannettiere yelled curse words as Belgium Broken Leg Lad ran down a corner and vanished into the night. She looked all over, but she couldn't find him.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad emerged from his hiding spot when Hayden turned to walk the opposite direction and then it was her turn to vanish into the night. He approached Dandelion Girl #9 and he stabbed her between her breasts. Dandelion Girl #9 lay down on the ground legally dead. Belgium Broken Leg Lad walked over her dead body.
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Rooney Mara and her sister Kate Mara had no idea that they were being followed by Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #1 and Dandelion Girl #2 before kicking Dandelion Girl #3, Dandelion Girl #4 and Dandelion Girl #5. All five Dandelion Girls lay down legally dead. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #6, punched Dandelion Girl #7, kicked Dandelion Girl #8, kicked Dandelion Girl #9 and punched Dandelion Girl #10. All five Dandelion Girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney looked at her older sister Kate before she asked, "We obviously came early to the Fashion Show."
Kate replied, "I want to make sure we got good seats."
The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #11, punched Dandelion Girl #12 and kicked Dandelion Girl #13 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #14, Dandelion Girl #15 and Dandelion Girl #16 before punching Dandelion Girl #17 and Dandelion Girl #18 causing all five girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #19 and Dandelion Girl #20 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.
Rooney said, "But we always get good seats."
Kate said, "I know that, but it's always good to be safe rather than sorry."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #21, Dandelion Girl #22 and Dandelion Girl #23 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer shoved Dandelion Girl #24 against Dandelion Girl #25 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #26 before punching Dandelion Girl #27 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #28 and Dandelion Girl #29 before kicking Dandelion Girl #30 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
Rooney said, "You would only be talking like that if you wasn't expecting either of us to survive."
Kate said, "Of course I'm expecting both of us to survive."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #31. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #32. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #33 before punching Dandelion Girl #34. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #35. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #36. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #37 and Dandelion Girl #38. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #39. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #40. All ten girls lay down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer walked closer towards Rooney Mara and her older sister Kate Mara with intention to kill both girls.
Rooney said, "You're no acting like you're expecting us girls to survive."
Kate said, "Yeah, I do have concerns, but I won't let that impact by ability to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #41. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #42 before punching Dandelion Girl #43 and Dandelion Girl #44. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #45, Dandelion Girl #46 and Dandelion Girl #47. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #48. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #49 and Dandelion Girl #50. All ten girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney asked, "Why are we here if you have concerns?"
Kate said, "Because I'm not going to give up just because a psycho wants to kill me."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #51. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #52, Dandelion Girl #53, Dandelion Girl #54 and Dandelion Girl #55. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #56. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #57 and Dandelion Girl #58. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #59 and Dandelion Girl #60. All ten girls lay down on the ground legally dead.
Rooney said, "I'm not convinced that this plan is going to work, but I'll go along with it anyway."
Kate said with a smile, "That's the spirit. Trust me, it will work. I'm never wrong about it."
Dandelion Girl #70 grabbed Yarn Knitting Lad from behind and pressed her voluptuous breasts against his spine and her vagina against his rear end while attempting to tie him up. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #61 to the left of him, Dandelion Girl #62 and Dandelion Girl #63 to the right of him before kicking Dandelion Girl #64 in front of him causing all four girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #65 and Dandelion Girl #66 behind him before punching Dandelion Girl #67 to the left of him causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #68 to the right of him and punched Dandelion Girl #69 to the left of him before punching Dandelion Girl #70 behind him causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer struggled to untie Yarn Knitting Lad.
Kate said, "I don't know what you're so worried about. We never messed up before. Why would we mess up now?"
Rooney said, "Because the previous jerks we attacked had no idea how to kill girls while the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse are much more experienced. There is bound to be something that the two of us girls never took into account that will lead to both of us girls getting murdered."
The Fashion Designer looked at Rooney Mara and Kate Mara as he embraced Yarn Knitting Lad from behind trying to untie the ropes that bound Yarn Knitting Lad. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #71 to the left of him, punched Dandelion Girl #72 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #73 to the left of him, punched Dandelion Girl #74 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #75 to the left of him while trying to untie and hug Yarn Knitting Lad from behind all at the same time. All five girls lay down legally dead while five more Dandelion Girls advanced. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #76 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #77 to the left of him, punched Dandelion Girl #78 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #79 to the left of him and punched Dandelion Girl #80 to the right of him while trying to untie and hug Yarn Knitting Lad from behind all at the same time. All five girls lay down legally dead.
Kate Mara said, "It appears as if Yarn Knitting Lad is all tied up. What a pity. It would've been fun to see how many girls Yarn Knitting Lad would've killed if he wasn't so tied up."
Rooney Mara said, "Such a shame that the Fashion Designer couldn't be tied up as well."
The Fashion Designer looked at Rooney Mara and Kate Mara as he embraced Yarn Knitting Lad from behind trying to untie the ropes that bound Yarn Knitting Lad. The Fashion Designer felt like abandoning Yarn Knitting Lad and running off with Rooney Mara and Kate Mara instead. But then he realized how necessary that Rooney Mara and her older sister Kate Mara dies before the evening is through and morning returns to greet a morning without the Dandelion Girls in it. So The Fashion Designer went to work to untie Yarn Knitting Lad instead. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #81 and Dandelion Girl #82 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #83 and Dandelion Girl #84 to the right of him, punched Dandelion Girl #85 and Dandelion Girl #86 to the left of him, punched Dandelion Girl #87, Dandelion Girl #88, Dandelion Girl #89 and Dandelion Girl #90 to the right of him while trying to untie and hug Yarn Knitting Lad from behind all at the same time. All ten girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney Mara said, "Perhaps the two of us girls should try to tie up the Fashion Designer instead."
Kate Mara said, "We should first wait a bit longer before jumping in and fighting that jerk. You should jump in there and fight against the Fashion Designer and keep fighting until either he dies or you die if more Dandelion Girls ends up getting themselves murdered."
The Fashion Designer continued to struggle with the ropes that bound Yarn Knitting Lad much to the amusement of Kate Mara and her younger sister Rooney Mara. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #91 to the right of him, Dandelion Girl #92 to the left of him, Dandelion Girl #93 to the right of him, Dandelion Girl #94 to the left of him and Dandelion Girl #95 to the right of him while trying to untie and hug Yarn Knitting Lad from behind at the same time. All five girls lay down legally dead. The Fashion Designer finally untied Yarn Knitting Lad. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #96. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #97 before kicking Dandelion Girl #98. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #99 and Dandelion Girl #100. All five girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney said, "Oh great, now I have to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad before tying up the Fashion Designer. The last Dandelion Girl who successfully tied up Yarn Knitting Lad died in the process."
Kate said, "Yeah, but the knots wasn't the best to start with."
Rooney asked, "Oh and you think I can tie better knots?"
Kate said, "I would like to think so."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #101, Dandelion Girl #102 and Dandelion Girl #103. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #104 and Dandelion Girl #105. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #106 and Dandelion Girl #107 before kicking Dandelion Girl #108. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #109 and Dandelion Girl #110. All ten girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney said, "Even if I can tie very good knots, it goes without saying that the last Dandelion Girl to successfully tie up Yarn Knitting Lad died in the process. I don't want to die in the process of trying to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad."
Kate said, "Yeah, but then I'll be forced to kill you for disobedience. Then you'd be forced into a situation in which you were going to die no matter what path you took."
The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #111 before punching Dandelion Girl #112 and Dandelion Girl #113. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #114 and Dandelion Girl #115. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #116 and Dandelion Girl #117. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #118, Dandelion Girl #119 and Dandelion Girl #120. All ten girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney said, "Suppose I were to refuse to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad because the last girl who tried to do so end up getting herself killed. Suppose you killed me for disobedience. Suppose you ended up in a situation in which the only way to prevent yourself from getting killed was for me to rescue you and I can't because I'm already dead. Then you're doomed."
Kate said, "That's why I have yet to ask you to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer or die in the process or else I'll kill you myself for disobedience. I still need you alive for a future resource and I hope I'm not forced to squander that resource on a failed attempt to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #121, Dandelion Girl #122, Dandelion Girl #123 and Dandelion Girl #124 before kicking Dandelion Girl #125. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #126 and Dandelion Girl #127. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #128, Dandelion Girl #129 and Dandelion Girl #130. All ten girls lay down legally dead.
Rooney said, "We ran out of Dandelion Girls to distract the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse from killing both of us girls. I think we should escape justice while we still can."
Kate said, "Last chance for the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad to force you to attack them both or die in the process or else I'll kill you for disobedience. Then you would be unable to save me from getting myself killed later on this evening."
Rooney said, "Let's just escape justice now."
Kate said, "I guess the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad blew it. Both of us girls gets to escape justice without two more fatalities."
And so Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ran across the Fashion Show and the Convention Center without knowing if the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad were following both nubile teenage girls.
Kate Mara looked behind herself with a defeated groan. Rooney Mara eventually looked behind herself too.
Kate said, "I have no choice but to squander a crucial asset. You must tie up Yarn Knitting Lad and then the Fashion Designer or die in the process or else I'll be forced to kill you for disobedience."
Rooney said, "Please don't order me to attack and die or else die at your hand for disobedience. I'm too young to be murdered."
Kate said, "I'm sorry, but I have no choice in the matter."
Rooney Mara groaned with frustration as her left hand rested on her left leg with frustration. She walked towards Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer with intent to tie them both up or die in the process. It may be necessary for Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer to murder Rooney once and for all in self defense. Nicole Kidman approached Rooney Mara.
Nicole asked, "Where are you off to?"
Rooney said, "I'm going to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad and then the Fashion Designer or else die in the process. All girls except one who tried to tie them both up died before they could do so. The only girl to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad died in the process of her successful effort to tie him up. My effort to tie up Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer is guaranteed to lead to my death even if I succeed in tying one or both of them up."
Nicole said, "Kate Mara is forced to squander you as a resource and force you to get yourself killed in battle so that I can perform my Fashion Show task without getting myself killed. The only way that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can stop me from performing my Fashion Show task is to kill you before attacking me. The Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can't attack me without first killing you. Even if I escape justice with my Fashion Show task defeated, you must die before the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can attempt and fail to kill me. Which means that you're doomed to die even if Kate Mara and I gets to survive."
Rooney said, "Then I must delay my unavoidable death for as long as possible so that your Fashion Show task can be performed successfully."
Nicole said, "For the record, I still believe that you can tie up both Yarn Knitting Lad and then the Fashion Designer without getting yourself killed in the process."
Rooney said, "Thanks, your confidence helps a great deal. Wish me luck."
And so Rooney Mara approached Yarn Knitting Lad with intention to tie him up or die in the process. The only way that Yarn Knitting Lad can prevent himself from being tied up is to kill Rooney Mara. The only way that the Fashion Designer can save Yarn Knitting Lad from getting tied up is to kill Rooney Mara. The only way that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can prevent Nicole Kidman from performing her Fashion Show task and try to kill her in the process is to first murder Rooney Mara once and for all. The only way that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can murder Kate Mara is to first kill her younger sister Rooney Mara. Kate Mara and Rooney Mara stood there and watched while one hundred and thirty Dandelion Girls were fought against and killed by the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad. Now Kate Mara must stand there all by herself and watch Rooney Mara fight against the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad or die in the process then Kate Mara must walk into battle all by herself with no girl standing around to watch because all of them are legally dead.
Rooney Mara approached Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer.
Rooney said, "Hello Gentlemen, what are you up to."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "My friend and I are here to kill some meddling girls."
Rooney said, "I'm afraid that can't be allowed. I may be forced to tie you both up to prevent the two of you from doing so."
The Fashion Designer said, "Please don't force my friend and I to kill you. You can still escape."
Rooney said, "I'm not going anywhere without first tying you both up or die in the process."
The Fashion Designer said, "Then I have no choice but to murder you."
Rooney said, "I'll even let you throw the first punch against me."
The Fashion Designer said, "It only takes one punch for me to kill you."
The Fashion Designer tried to punch Rooney and she blocked the punch. She punched Yarn Knitting Lad before kicking the Fashion Designer. Both men fell to the ground and she started kicking them both with a smile on her face.
Yarn Knitting Lad tried to stand up and Rooney kicked him in the stomach as he crawled on his hands and knees. The Fashion Designer crawled behind Rooney and tried to stand up.
Rooney kicked Yarn Knitting Lad as he kept trying to stand up.
Rooney said, "Just lie down and stay down so that I can tie you up. Too bad you can't prevent me from tying you up by killing me."
The Fashion Designer was on his hands and knees behind Rooney. He tried to stand up to kill Rooney. The only way he can save Yarn Knitting Lad from being tied up is to kill Rooney. The only way that Yarn Knitting Lad can crawl on his hands and knees on top of the Fashion Designer as he crawled on his hands and knees is to kill Rooney.
Rooney kicked Yarn Knitting Lad as he crawled on his hands and knees yet again. She tried to get some rope as he tried to stand up without success. The Fashion Designer was on his hands and knees behind Rooney, but was tempted to reenact Backstreet Boys music videos instead of killing her.
Rooney tied up Yarn Knitting Lad. She turned her attention to the Fashion Designer as he tried to reenact Backstreet Boys music videos. She punched him and he fell backwards to the ground.
Rooney kept kicking the Fashion Designer over and over again. He was in too much physical pain to continue reenacting Backstreet Boys music videos.
Rooney tied up the Fashion Designer. She smiled with joy as she succeeded in her task.
Rooney Mara walked towards Kate Mara.
Yarn Knitting Lad (Who was tied up) looked at the Fashion Designer (Who was tied up).
Yarn Knitting Lad asked, "So now what do we do?"
The Fashion Designer said, "Oh shut up."
It was a missed opportunity and they blew it. Kate Mara and her younger sister Rooney Mara had escaped justice and vanished by the time Thug #1 was finally able to untie Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer.
******
Sophie Turner looked at Sarah Paulson as both women stood nearby The Fashion Designer, Yarn Knitting Lad and Thug #1. It may become necessary for the Fashion Designer, Yarn Knitting Lad and Thug #1 to murder Sophie Turner and Sarah Paulson. Or if they feel the need to reenact Backstreet Boys music videos again, the opportunity to kill both women will be lost.
Sophie said, "Have you heard? Rooney Mara defeated and tied up Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer without getting herself killed in the process. They have yet to retaliate by killing Rooney with a renewed attack against her."
Said Sarah, "Well, I always knew that the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse was all about empty promises that are never followed up upon."
Sophie said, "I heard that the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse can't follow up on their promises because the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse hasn't even been born yet."
Sarah said, "I guess it's impossible for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to accomplish anything if the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse hasn't even been born yet. It's good news for the Dandelion Girls and bad news for the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. Those poor fools, what are they going to do about it."
Said Sophie, "I heard that there was this plan to reboot the Back to the Future film franchise in which Lorraine Baines-McFly successfully marries George McFly because Biff Tannen never reached Hill Valley, California and therefore never got to meet nor terrorize Lorraine Baines-McFly nor George McFly. But hey, that's cool because Biff Tannen finally left Lorraine Baines-McFly alone like he was supposed to have done."
Said Sarah, "Forget about Back to the Future Part IV, the idea that the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has never been born and we've been interacting with the Fake Imposter of the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse because the real deal has never been born is much more important.
Sophie said, "Wouldn't it be cool if the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse were to successfully talk themselves out of the job because they ironically prevented the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse from being born all by themselves without any assistance from the Dandelion Girls? That would make things so much easier if the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse was an imposter because the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse ironically prevented the birth of the real deal."
Sarah said, "Maybe the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse keeps forgetting that just because a future event has been predicted doesn't mean that it has happened yet. The prediction of a future event is still just an intangible possibility until it actually happens. Then it becomes concrete fact."
Sophie said, "One of us girls may never get to find out if the Secret Commander of the Girl Killing Posse has never been born and replaced by an imposter because the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse ironically prevented the birth of the real deal. The Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad has been eyeballing both of us girls and one of us must fight against them or die in the process."
Sarah faced Sophie before she said, "I'm afraid that you fight against the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad or die in the process so that I can escape to live and fight another day."
Sophie said, "We should attack the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad together."
Sarah Paulson faced Sophie before she said, "I can either sacrifice my life and die trying and failing to reinforce you or I can sacrifice my life and die trying and failing to reinforce Rooney Mara. I can't do both which means that you must be murdered first so that I can be murdered second."
Sarah Hyland approached Sophie Turner and Sarah Paulson.
Sarah Hyland asked, "What are you girls up to?"
Sarah Paulson said, "I have a choice to make. I can either sacrifice my life and die trying and failing to reinforce you or I can sacrifice my life and die trying and failing to reinforce Rooney Mara. It looks as if Sophie is about to die without me getting killed first."
Sophie said, "Nothing is written in stone that all three of us girls needs to die at all."
Sarah Hyland said, "I would love all three of us girls to escape justice to live and fight another day. Sadly, in order for me to escape justice, both Sarah Paulson and you must attack the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse or die in the process so that I can perform the Fashion Show task. Even if I fail to perform the Fashion Show task, Sarah Paulson and you must die so that I can escape justice."
Said Sophie said, "It's just not fair that I must attack and and get myself killed in the process right now. I'm still a teenager and I have so much left unfulfilled."
Sarah Hyland said, "I know what you're feeling. There might come a time in this evening that I'll need to die first so that some other girl can escape justice. But that time isn't now."
Sophie said, "If I do end up getting myself murdered, it was nice knowing you."
Sarah Hyland said, "I feel the same way too."
Sophie Turner walked away from Sarah Hyland and Sarah Paulson and she walked towards the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad. She heard her cell phone ring. She turned her back to the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad as she answered her cell phone. Sophie was so preoccupied with her cell phone, she failed to realize that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad was sneaking behind her with intention to kill her once and for all.
Hannah Murray approached Sophie Turner. Hannah said, "Oh there you are. I was looking all over the Convention Center looking for you."
Sophie said, "I was about to attack and kill the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad, but now you can help me kill them both. The only way the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can prevent both of us girls from ganging up against them is to murder you first."
Hannah said, "Please don't tell them how to murder us both one by one. I still want to survive this evening without anymore teenage girl fatalities."
Hannah said, "I need to leave my purse on the table."
Sophie said, "Just leave your purse on the floor. Make your murderer bend over and pick it up from the floor and then his buddy will have to bend over him to help him pick the purse off the floor."
Hannah said, "Oh no, it's better if my purse was left on the table. The only way that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can stop me from placing my purse on the table instead of placing my purse on the floor is to kill me before I reach the table."
Sophie said, "My purse is already on the floor. Place your purse on the floor next to my purse."
Hannah said, "I need to have my purse on the table instead."
Sophie said, "The floor is right next to me and then we can gang up and kill the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad which would allow us both to survive. The table is nowhere near me which means that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad must kill you to prevent you from putting your purse on the table and force you to die with your purse on the floor without me being nearby to save you from getting killed before my death scene."
Hannah said, "I must run the risk of getting killed before I can purse on the floor. The Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad will never get to kill me before I can put my purse on the table."
Gwendoline Christie approached Hannah Murrey and Sophie Turner.
Gwendoline said, "I can walk Hannah to the table so that she can put her purse on the table without getting herself killed in the process."
Sophie said, "Gwendoline's purse is already on the floor next to my purse."
Gwendoline said, "That is also true."
Hannah said, "Thanks, but I should put my purse on the table without any assistance."
Gwendoline said, "I insist on helping you. I only hope that Thug #1 doesn't prevent me from doing so by luring you to a different portion of the Fashion Show at the Convention Center."
Thug #1 pushed Gwendoline and she nearly fell face first to the floor like a dead body.
Thug #1 said, "Look at this, I just pushed you. Now you must chase after me and try to kill me or die in the process."
Hannah said, "Let me put my purse on the table and I can help you kill Thug #1."
Gwendoline said, "I can't wait for you to put your purse on the table. I must chase after Thug #1 and try to kill him or die trying right now."
Hannah said, "Damn it, now I'm in danger of getting myself killed before I can put my purse on the table so that I'll be forced to die with my purse on the floor forcing Yarn Knitting Lad to bend over the Fashion Designer as the second guy tries and fails to pick up my purse from the floor because the purse strap was still in my dead fingers while tempted by my dead body."
Gwendoline Christie walked away from Sophie Turner and Hannah Murrey in an effort to chase after and kill Thug #1 or die trying. So now it's turn for Hannah Murrey to be the first of the three girls to be murdered once and for all so that Sophie Turner can be the second to be murdered and then Gwendoline Christie can be the third to be murdered. Time for Hannah Murrey to die.
Hannah Murrey walked away from Sophie Turner as she walked towards the table to put her purse upon it. The only way to stop Hannah from doing so is for the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad to murder the girl. Hannah is not allowed to survive! Hannah must die now!
Hannah paused to look out of the window and thought she saw something. She exited the Convention Center in hopes of getting a better look. Hannah took a deep breath as she walked towards the exit and walked through it outside. Upon standing outside the Convention Center she spotted Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man. Brazilian Giraffe Man recognized Hannah as a girl he fell in love with and wished further romantic entanglements to---Even if that meant blowing off time spent with Giraffe Man. Hannah made a hand gesture and five Dandelion Girls advanced towards Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man.
Brazilian Giraffe Man said, "What the Hell, I thought she was in love with me?"
Giraffe Man said, "This is what happens when you don't listen to me."
Brazilian Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #1, punched Dandelion Girl #2 and punched Dandelion Girl #3 while Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #4 and punched Dandelion Girl #5. All five girls lay down legally dead.
Giraffe Man faced Hannah and said, "The only way you will ever get to make out with Brazilian Giraffe Man is to fight against me first."
Hannah said, "I'll make out with whoever I want to make out with and I'll discard whoever I want to discard. Try to kill me if you feel differently."
Giraffe Man said, "I agree that you need to die to prevent your temptation against Brazilian Giraffe Man, but I won't come to you to murder you. Come here and fight me instead."
Brazilian Giraffe Man said, "Why did you betray me like this?"
Hannah said, "I betrayed you because it's possible for me to betray you."
Brazilian Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #6 and punched Dandelion Girl #7. Giraffe Man kicked Dandelion Girl #8, kicked Dandelion Girl #9 before punching Dandelion Girl #10. All five girls lay down legally dead.
Hannah said, "It was so easy for me to betray you. You were so stupid and gullible."
Brazilian Giraffe Man said, "Please don't keep talking like this."
Hannah said, "I'm talking like this because it's the truth. I was hired to betray you because you were in a position which I need to exploit and you were in the way."
Giraffe Man said, "I told you to kill her before she ransacked the files and now it's too late."
Hannah said, "And now I'll exploit the stolen files all I want because you were too stupid and useless acting to kill me. And now it's time for me to have you killed instead."
Brazilian Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #11, punched Dandelion Girl #12 and punched Dandelion Girl #13 before kicking Dandelion Girl #14. Hannah walked towards Brazilian Giraffe Man and she punched him. Giraffe Man punched Hannah before punching Dandelion Girl #15, punching Dandelion Girl #16, punched Dandelion Girl #17, kicked Dandelion Girl #18, punched Hannah when she stood up before punching Dandelion Girl #19, kicking Dandelion Girl #20 and punched Dandelion Girl #21. Brazilian Giraffe Man punched Hannah when she stood up, punched Dandelion Girl #22 before punching Hannah when she stood up before kicking Dandelion Girl #23. Giraffe Man kicked Hannah when she stood up. Brazilian Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #24 and kicked Dandelion Girl #25. All of the girls except for Hannah Murrey lay down legally dead.
Hannah said, "You're not successful in killing me. That is such a pity."
Brazilian Giraffe Man said, "Hannah is correct when she said that I can't kill her. She's too pretty for me to kill."
Giraffe Man said, "Get it together. Hannah will murder us if we don't succeed in killing her."
Hannah kicked Brazilian Giraffe Man and he fell as Giraffe Man punched Dandelion Girl #26. Giraffe Man punched Hannah before punching Dandelion Girl #27, punched Hannah when she stood up, punched Dandelion Girl #28, kicked Hannah when she stood up, punched Dandelion Girl #29, punched Hannah when she stood up and kicked Dandelion Girl #30. All of the girls except for Hannah lay down legally dead. Hannah punched and then kicked Giraffe Man and he fell next to Brazilian Giraffe Man. Hannah smiled as she kicked Brazilian Giraffe Man and then she kicked Giraffe Man with a smirk on her face.
Hannah said, "Thinking that I'm too pretty to kill will be your undoing."
Hannah Murrey approached Maisie William outside the Convention center.
Hannah said, "I need to return to the Fashion Show in the Convention Center and place my purse on the table before helping out Gwendoline Christie and Sophie Turner. The Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad needs to kill me before I succeed in putting my purse on the table. That way, I'll fall dead to the floor with my purse lying next to my bed body. That will force the Fashion Designer to bend over Yarn Knitting Lad trying to pick up my purse from the floor instead of picking my purse from the table while standing normally. I need your help in defeating and killing the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad so that they won't be able to kill me before I put my purse on the table. The only way that the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad can stop you from helping me is to kill me before you succeed in tying up Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man.
Maisie said, "Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man might be legally dead."
Hannah said, "I'd feel better if Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man were tied up and gagged just to be on the safe side. Try not to be sloppy with the knot tying so that either Giraffe Man won't be forced to kill you to prevent you from having him retied and then kill you to stop you from making out with Brazilian Giraffe Man while he's bound and gagged."
Maisie said, "I'd feel better if you wasn't putting my life in serious danger of getting myself killed."
Hannah said, "Both Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man will succeed in killing me if you're not tying them both up. Yes, I agree that I'm putting you in danger of being killed before you can prevent me from getting murdered before I can put my purse on the table."
Hannah said, "Well, here I go back into the Convention Center. Wish me luck."
Maisie said, "Good luck with your battle to the death against the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad. I'll help you out after I succeed in tying up Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man.
Hannah reentered the Fashion Show at the Convention Center. She tried to walk towards the table only to have the Fashion Designer grab her from behind and tossed her against the wall two times. Hannah punched the Fashion Designer before he kicked her three times.
Hannah stood up and she punched the Fashion Designer to the ground before Yarn Knitting Lad punched her twice and kicked her once. The Fashion Designer stood up and kicked Hannah to the ground. Hannah rolled on the floor before she stood up.
Hannah punched Yarn Knitting Lad. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah before she punched Yarn Knitting Lad. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah three times and then kicked her to the floor before she can punch Yarn Knitting Lad. Hannah stood up.
The Fashion Designer said, "Just fucking die already."
Hannah said, "You're a useless weakling who doesn't have the guts to kill me."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "I have the guts to kill you."
Hannah punched Yarn Knitting Lad to the floor before she said, "You don't have the guts to kill me either. None of you will be able to kill me."
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah in the stomach. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah in the stomach. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah in the stomach and then kicking her to the floor. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #31 and punched Dandelion Girl #32 in the stomach causing both girls to lie down legally dead..
Hannah stood up. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #33 in the stomach causing her to die. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah in the stomach. The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #34 in the stomach causing her to die. The Fashion Designer kicked Hannah before Yarn Knitting Lad punched and then kicked Hannah to the ground.
Hannah stood up. Hannah punched Yarn Knitting Lad only to be punched to the ground by the Fashion Designer. The Fashion Designer picked up Hannah and slammed her against the wall several times before roughly dropping her to the floor and kicked her while she lay.
The Fashion Designer picked up Hannah and punched her twice before kicking her against the wall, slammed her against the wall three times before punching her to the ground. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #35 and Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #36 causing both girls to legally die. Hannah stood up only to be kicked to the floor by the Fashion Designer.
Hannah tried to stand up, but her efforts was kind of wobbly. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #37 while the Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #38 and punched Dandelion Girl #39 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Hannah to the floor.
Hannah groan as she rolled from her side to her stomach pressing her breasts and her vagina on the floor. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked her while she lay on the floor. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #40 causing her to die. The Fashion Designer picked up Hannah, punched her before tossing her against a nearby table.
Hannah was bent over the table and looked behind her. She saw her purse lay on the floor nearby her. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #41 and punched Dandelion Girl #42 causing both girls to legally die. The Fashion Designer picked up Hannah and slammed her against the table.
Hannah tried to stand up only to be kicked to the floor by the Fashion Designer. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #43, kicked Dandelion Girl #44 before punching Dandelion Girl #45 causing all three girls to legally die.
Hannah tried to crawl towards her purse without her victimizers noticing
Hannah crawled closer towards her purse with a smile on her face.
Hannah's fingertips nearly touched her purse.
The Fashion Designer kicked Hannah's purse away before roughly picking her up and slamming her against the wall five times. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #46 causing her to die.
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah twice before Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah.
Hannah tried to escape only to be dragged from behind and thrown against a wall and then kicked to the floor by the Fashion Designer. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #47 before punching Dandelion girl #48 causing both girls to legally die.
Hannah stood up. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah. The Fashion Designer punched Hannah.
Hannah looked at her victimizers with a blank expression. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah before the Fashion Designer kicked her. It got harder for Hannah to breathe as she nearly fell to the floor and stopped moving.
Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Hannah twice before the Fashion Designer kicked her ten times. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Hannah twice. Hannah's vision got blurry as she nearly fell to the floor.
The Fashion Designer punched her five times. And when he felt a pulse, her punched her twice before kicking her. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Hannah to the floor.
Hannah tried to stand up, but she only managed to roll on her stomach again. She pressed her breasts and her vagina on the floor as she tried to stand up, but her dying body won't let her. She tried and failed to say something, but her dying body won't let her.
Hannah closed her eyes as she struggled not to pass out and then die. Her efforts was in vain. Hannah is dying and nothing will prevent her from becoming a dead body. Hannah is doomed.
Hannah closed her eyes and she stopped breathing. Hannah has finally been defeated.
Hannah Murrey is no longer alive. Hannah Murrey is legally dead.
Maisie William proceeded to tie up Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man. The only way that Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer can stop Maisie is to murder her. Maisie bent over Brazilian Giraffe Man to attempt to tie him up. Giraffe Man looked down the neckline of Maisie's blouse to see her breasts as she attempted to tie up Brazilian Giraffe Man. Hurry Yarn Knitting Lad. Hurry Fashion Designer. There is still a chance to murder Maisie before it's too late.
Maisie said, "I guess Hannah isn't going to help me. I guess I'm doing this on my own."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "I can't let you do that. I must kill you."
Maisie said, "You should never have killed Hannah because now I must kill you both to avenge Hannah's death."
Yarn Knitting Lad was grabbed by Masie from behind. Maisie smiled as her voluptuous breasts was pressed against Yarn Knitting Lad's spine. Both of Yarn Knitting Lad's hands was held by Maisie's hands behind his back. The Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #49 before punching Dandelion Girl #50 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.
Maisie said, "Oh look at me, I just held Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man hostage and now I'm about to do the same to Yarn Knitting Lad."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Help me Fashion Designer. Kill Maisie before it's too late."
Maisie said, "Oh, it's already too late for Yarn Knitting Lad. The Fashion Designer will never get to kill me quickly enough."
The Fashion Designer said, "You made your last mistake lady. You're going to wish you never faked your death, but rather died for real."
Maisie said mockingly, "Oh poor Fashion Designer, is somebody feeling a bit sore."
The Fashion Designer said, "I'm feeling sore enough to kill you."
Giraffe Man said, "Just kill Maisie and rescue me already."
Brazilian Giraffe Man said, "Maisie must die now before I can be rescued or else it will be too late."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Maisie must never be allowed to escape by faking her death. She must die for real this time once and for all."
The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #51, kicked Dandelion Girl #52 and punched Dandelion Girl #53 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead.
The Fashion Designer said, "Don't worry gentlemen, Maisie will die for real this time. No more faking her death to escape. I'm checking her pulse to make sure she dies and stays dead."
Maisie said, "I'm going to die of old age before you get around to actually killing me off."
The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #54 causing her to lie down legally dead.
The Fashion Designer punched Maisie causing her to fall to the ground before she can tie up Yarn Knitting Lad. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #55 while the Fashion Designer kicked Dandelion Girl #56 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Maisie stood up only to be kicked to the ground by Yarn Knitting Lad while the Fashion Designer tried to untie Giraffe Man.
Maisie said, "This can't be happening. All my plans are being ruined."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "First we defeat all of your plans and then we finally kill you."
The Fashion Designer punched Dandelion Girl #57 while Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #58 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. The Fashion Designer returned to trying to untie Giraffe Man. Maisie jumped forward against the Fashion Designer while he bent over Giraffe Man and pressed her breasts on the Fashion Designer's spine in the process. Yarn Knitting Lad tried to pull Maisie off of the Fashion Designer and realized the only way he can do so is to kill her.
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #59 and kicked Dandelion Girl #60 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes.
Maisie rammed her left elbow against Yarn Knitting Lad in a futile attempt to prevent herself from being murdered. Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes. Yarn Knitting Lad's strangulation grip against Maisie got tighter around the sexually seductive teenage girl's throat.
Maisie rammed her left elbow against Yarn Knitting Lad causing him to fall backwards. Maisie and Dandelion Girl #61 walked forward to attack while Yarn Knitting Lad lay on his back. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #61 while he lay on his back causing her to lie down legally dead. Maisie jumped forward on top of Yarn Knitting Lad as he lay on his back. He must kill Maisie before her attempt to lie down on top of him breasts on chest and vagina on groin causes him to pass out with shock. The Fashion Designer is having trouble trying to untie Giraffe Man.
The Fashion Designer said, "Help me untie Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "I must murder Maisie first."
Maisie said, "You'll never succeed in killing me. I won't need to fake my death with losers with you because you'll be the one who will be doing the dying around here."
Maisie said, "Help me out girls before it's too late and I'm murdered by this psycho."
Dandelion Girl #62, Dandelion Girl #63 and Dandelion Girl #64 ran in support of Maisie. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #63 in her vagina and she fell backwards against Dandelion Girl #62 and Dandelion Girl #64 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. Maisie continued to lie down on top of Yarn Knitting Lad breasts on chest and vagina on groin as she attempted to strangle him to death. The only way that Yarn Knitting Lad can save himself is to kill Maisie.
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Maisie five times before kicking her. She continued to strangle him while lying on top of him breasts on chest and vagina on groin. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Dandelion Girl #65 causing her to lie down legally dead.
Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Maisie twice, punched her ten times before kicking her again. Maisie smiled as her strangulation grip got tighter.
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Maisie and she rolled off him and into a crumpled heap alongside his left side. Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #66 causing her to lie down legally dead. Yarn Knitting Lad checked for a pulse and punched Maisie when a felt a pulse on the girl.
Maisie punched Yarn Knitting Lad. Yarn Knitting Lad kicked Maisie twice before punching her five times. He punched her five more times before slamming her against a brick wall before watching her fall to the ground in a crumpled heap.
Yarn Knitting Lad picked up Maisie before punching her twice, kicking her five times and then punched her to the ground. Yarn Knitting Lad picked up Maisie and punched her to the ground. Yarn Knitting Lad looked at Maisie with a smile as she rolled from her back to her stomach. Maisie pressed her breasts and vagina on the floor as she lay with her eyes closed on the ground.
Yarn Knitting Lad punched Dandelion Girl #67 before punched Dandelion Girl #68 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Maisie Williams stood up with intention to kill Yarn Knitting Lad or die in the process.
Maisie stood behind Yarn Knitting Lad as he walked towards the Fashion Designer in hopes of helping him untie Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man. Yarn Knitting Lad had no idea that Maisie Williams is still alive and still needs to be murdered.
The Fashion Designer cried out, "Watch out Yarn Knitting Lad, Maisie Williams is still alive."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "I must kill her before it's too late."
Maisie said, "It's already too late. You'll never succeed in killing me. I shall succeed without dying."
Maisie punched Yarn Knitting Lad causing him to fall helplessly to the ground. Maisie Williams bent over the Fashion Designer as she tried to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man. Yarn Knitting Lad slowly rose to his feet. Now is the time to kill Maisie before it's too late.
Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes. Maisie tried to ram her left elbow against Yarn Knitting Lad's stomach, but it's too late. Maisie is dying and nothing can save her from getting herself killed once and for all.
Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes. Maisie continued to ram her left elbow against Yarn Knitting Lad, but her dying body was slowly unable to comply with her wishes. She felt her left elbow go numb as the strangulation grip took too much oxygen away from the dying girl.
Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes. Yarn Knitting Lad checked for a pulse as the dying teenage girl struggled to keep her eyes open. Tears rolled from her eyes as she felt shame and humiliation for the crime of being born female. Maisie is dying and nothing can save her from death.
Yarn Knitting Lad wrapped his left arm around Maisie's throat in an attempt to strangle her from behind until she dies. Maisie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the Fashion Designer as she attacked him from behind to prevent him from rescuing Giraffe Man from being tied up by her ropes. Maisie closed her eyes and she stopped breathing. Maisie was dropped to the ground before Yarn Knitting Lad checked the dead girl's pulse. Maisie Williams no longer had a pulse.
Maisie Williams is no longer alive. Maisie Williams is legally dead.
Rooney Mara stood next to her older sister Kate Mara as both women watched as Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer took turns jumping on top of Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man groin on rear end and chest on spine in a successful attempt to untie the ropes that bound Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man. Kate Mara frowned with disapproval.
Kate said, "This isn't right. Maisie should never have been this easy to kill."
Rooney said, "Don't force me to attack next. I don't want to be the next girl to die."
Kate said, "I will be forced to kill you if you don't sacrifice your life in a futile attempt to kill the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad. However, the time for me to do so hasn't arrived yet.
Rooney said, "Thank Goddess that there are still plenty of Dandelion Girls left alive and willing to die in battle instead of me."
Rooney took a tentative step forward towards the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad as they took turns jumping on top of Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man groin on rear end and chest on spine in a successful attempt to untie the ropes that bound Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man. Rooney was tempted to retie the ropes that bound Giraffe Man and Brazilian Giraffe Man regardless of the possible chance of getting herself murdered.
Rooney felt a woman's arm grab her left arm and held her back.
Kate said, "What are you doing?"
Rooney said, "I need to avenge the death of Maisie Williams."
Kate said, "Let some other girl worry about avenging Maisie Williams death."
Kate Mara knowing that she prevented Rooney Mara from forcing Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer to murder her knew that she herself was doomed. Kate walked backwards without knowing she was walking backwards towards a sharp piece of metal lodged to a wall. If she walked backwards three more steps and death was assured. And with Kate Mara's death, her goal of preventing her sister Rooney from endangering her life attacking Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer defeated.
Kate stopped micro inches away from a sharp piece of metal sticking out of a brick wall. Kate turned around to look at the sharp piece of metal sticking out of the brick wall.
Kate said, "Damn it, I nearly got myself killed."
Rooney said, "Thank Goddess you stopped yourself in time."
Rooney chose not to attack Yarn Knitting Lad nor the Fashion Designer because Kate held her back. Kate's failure to die first prevented Rooney from changing her mind.
So now it's time for Gwendoline Christie to attack Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer or die in the process. Gwendoline smiled with happiness and joy as she walked closer towards her victimizers without realizing that the doomed girl is about to be murdered.
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Amy Robach and Ginger Zee walked side by side inside the Broadcasting Center. The two girls were unaware that they were being followed by Vodka Viceroy.
Amy said, "Katie Couric's instructions are very clear. She wants you to stand guard to make sure that no unauthorized individuals enter the Broadcast Center and take it over."
Ginger replied, "It sounds like an easy enough task. I can handle it."
Amy said, "You've been able to handle it without problems in the past so I have no worries right now. Katie has a plan that will end the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse forever. But it will all fail if the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is forced to kill you in order to enter the Broadcast Center."
Ginger said, "Those morons are in for a surprise if they try to attack and kill me."
Amy looked at Ginger before she said, "Thankfully, only a small number of Dandelion Girls has been killed so there's still hope for victory against the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Ginger looked at Amy before she said, "Such an advantage will work in our favor. Such a shame we can't resurrect all of the girls who are already legally dead."
Amy replied, "All in due time Ginger. All in due time."
Ginger looked at Amy before she said, "I still don't know what caused the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to snap like that. They never been so violent and homicidal before in the past."
Amy replied, "It won't even matter once we defeat and wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse once and for all."
Amy smiled as she walked past Vodka Viceroy's hiding place and reentered the Broadcasting Center with Ginger Zee standing outside standing guard. The only way Vodka Viceroy can enter the Broadcast Center and kill Amy Robach is to first attack and kill Ginger Zee.
Amy paused as she briefly considered exiting the Broadcasting Center. Then after consideration, Amy chose against it. She was foolishly convinced that Ginger Zee will be able to handle herself. But Ginger Zee won't be able to handle herself. Since Ginger Zee is standing guard outside the Broadcast Center, Vodka Viceroy can't enter the Broadcast Center without first attacking and killing Ginger Zee. For that reason alone, Ginger Zee is about to be murdered.
Vodka Viceroy approached Ginger Zee.
Vodka Viceroy asked, "Do you know where I can find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Ginger replied, "Go away asshole, I'm busy. Go bother some other lady."
Vodka Viceroy said, "I only need instructions to the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Ginger said, "Then I guess you're going to starve because I won't give you instructions on how to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Vodka Viceroy asked, "Why won't you give me instructions to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant? That's a rude thing to say to me."
Ginger said, "I don't care if I appear rude. I'm not going to give you instructions on how to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Vodka Viceroy said, "I think you should reconsider and give me instructions on how to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Ginger asked, "What will you do if I refuse to give you instructions on how to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he replied, "Then I guess I'll need to kill you as punishment for not telling me how to find the nearest McDonalds Restaurant."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad approached Vodka Viceroy and Ginger Zee. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "That's not how you kill a girl."
Vodka Viceroy asked, "How do you kill a girl."
Ginger said, "I'm really not interested in knowing the proper way to kill a girl."
Vodka Viceroy faced Ginger before he said, "Nobody asked you."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "You don't kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "You kill a girl like this."
Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "So you don't kill a girl like that." Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "You kill a girl like this."
Ginger said, "You jerks are really starting to annoy me."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad stabbed Ginger between her breasts. He said, "That's correct. You don't kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "You kill a girl like this."
Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "Suppose I don't want to kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "But I'm not allowed to kill a girl like this." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "But I chose to kill a girl like this instead of the other two options."
Ginger said, "What the hell is wrong with you two. I'm dying and you're making a joke out of it."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad stabbed Ginger between her breasts. He said, "You don't kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "Nor do you kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "But rather, you kill a girl like this."
Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "So I don't kill a girl like this." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "Nor do I kill a girl like this." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "But I kill a girl like this."
Ginger said, "You guys can stop attacking me now. You fucking made your point. You're both assholes and you both need to die."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "Ladies really need to go first." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "That's correct. You don't kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "Nor do you kill a girl like that." He stabbed Ginger between her breasts before he said, "But rather you kill a girl like that."
Ginger staggered as she was no longer able to guard the front entrance to the Broadcast Center. The girl staggered some more as half of her blood dripped onto the floor to form a huge puddle on the floor. Ginger tried to say something, but there was too much blood in her throat as it got harder for the dying girl to speak. Ginger staggered some more as she fell face first to the floor.
Ginger tried to stand up only to be stabbed from behind by both Vodka Viceroy and Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad. Ginger made one last attempt to stand up only to collapse face first on the floor instead.
Ginger felt Vodka Viceroy's finger on her neck as he checked for a pulse.
The dying girl heard Vodka Viceroy say, "The girl is still alive. We need to do something about that. Do you want to do the honors."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "You can finish off the girl instead if you want."
Vodka Viceroy stabbed Ginger from behind ten more times before Ginger closed her eyes and she died. Ginger Zee is no longer alive. Ginger Zee is legally dead.
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "I want you to attack and kill Amy Robach and I'll attack and kill Katie Couric. We'll meet back here once the Broadcast Center is emptied out of the Dandelion Girls."
Vodka Viceroy replied, "You got it."
Vodka Viceroy entered the Broadcast Center and he punched Dandelion Girl #1, kicked Dandelion Girl #2, punched Dandelion Girl #3 and punched Dandelion Girl #4 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #5 causing her to legally die. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #6, punched Dandelion Girl #7, punched Dandelion Girl #8, punched Dandelion Girl #9, kicked Dandelion Girl #10 causing her to fall backwards against Dandelion Girl #11 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead.
Dandelion Girl #12 tried to punch Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad only to have Vodka Viceroy punch the girl causing her to legally die. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #13, kicked Dandelion Girl #14, punched Dandelion Girl #15, kicked Dandelion Girl #16, punched Dandelion Girl #17 and kicked Dandelion Girl #18 causing her to fall backwards against Dandelion Girl #19 and Dandelion Girl #20 causing all eight girls to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #21 causing her to legally die. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #22 causing her to die. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #23, kicked Dandelion Girl #24 and punched Dandelion Girl #25 as well as punching Dandelion Girl #26 causing all four girls to lie down legally dead.
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #27 causing her to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy kicked Dandelion Girl #28 before punching Dandelion Girl #29 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #30 and Dandelion Girl #31 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #32, kicked Dandelion Girl #33 before punching Dandelion Girl #34 causing all three girls to lie down legally dead. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #35, punched Dandelion Girl #36, punched Dandelion Girl #37, kicked Dandelion Girl #38, kicked Dandelion Girl #39 and kicked Dandelion Girl #40 causing all six girls to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #41 and punched Dandelion Girl #42 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #43 causing her to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #44 and punched Dandelion Girl #45 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion Girl #46, punched Dandelion Girl #47, punched Dandelion Girl #48, kicked Dandelion Girl #49, kicked Dandelion Girl #50, punched Dandelion Girl #51 and kicked Dandelion Girl #52 causing both girls to lie down legally dead. Vodka Viceroy punched Dandelion Girl #53, punched Dandelion Girl #54, punched Dandelion Girl #55, punched Dandelion Girl #56, punched Dandelion Girl #57, kicked Dandelion Girl #58, kicked Dandelion Girl #59 and punched Dandelion Girl #60 causing all eight girls to lie down legally dead.
Sara Haines approached as he kicked Dandelion Girl #61 and punched Dandelion Girl #62 causing both girls to lie down legally dead.
Sara said, "You're not going to enter the broadcasting area. I'll make sure of that."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "I already killed Ginger Zee and I'll murder you too if necessary."
Sara said, "You're not going to kill me and it ends now."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Dandelion girl #63 and kicked Dandelion Girl #64 causing both girls to legally die. He punched Sara and she kicked him in return. He kicked Dandelion Girl #65 causing her to legally die. He punched Sara, kicked her and punched her. Sara punched him and he kicked her, she punched him, he blocked her next punch before kicking her to the ground.
He punched Dandelion Girl #66, kicked Dandelion Girl #67, punched Dandelion Girl #68, kicked Dandelion Girl #69 and punched Dandelion Girl #70 killing all five girls instantly. Sara stood up and she punched him, he kicked her, she kicked him before she punched him five times. He kicked her to the floor and kicked her as she lay on the floor unmoving.
He punched Dandelion Girl #71, punched Dandelion Girl #72 before he kicked Dandelion Girl #73 causing all three girls to legally die. Sara stood up and he punched her to the floor. He punched Dandelion Girl #74 causing her to legally die. Sara stood up and he punched her to the floor. He punched Dandelion Girl #75 causing her to legally die. Sara stood up and he kicked her before punching her to the floor.
Sara stood up and he punched her, he kicked her, Sara punched him, he kicked her, she punched him, he kicked her before kicking her five more times. Sara punched him and he kicked her twice. Sara punched him and he kicked her four times. Sara punched him and he punched her before kicking her six times. He kicked her eight times before punching her. Sara looked at him blankly before releasing a defeated groan of defeat. Sara fell forward and she lay motionless on the floor as she instantly stopped breathing. He checked for a pulse and he found none.
Sara Haines is no longer alive. Sara is legally dead.
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Miranda Kerr walked towards the Dance Studio. The night was still young and the doomed sexually seductive girl was still alive and breathing. She felt confident to practice a dance routine when her sexual partner Orlando Bloom was pushing up daises after fondling her body caused his body to overload into a coma and beyond.
Miranda Kerr thought she saw somebody walk behind her. She spun around as she pulled a knife from her purse. Nothing. The girl felt relief as she returned her attention towards the dance studio and walked towards it with confidence and style.
Miranda Kerr's dress that she wore to the party was already replaced by exercise clothing. So she didn't need to change out of her street clothes in the women's locker room. The women's locker room was sealed off anyway. She tried Dance Studio A, but a force field made it impossible for girls to enter, but only guys can use Dance Studio A instead exclusively. With a frown on her face, Miranda entered Dance Studio B in the Dance Studio building.
Miranda started to dance and she was dancing very well. The experienced dancing girl spotted Belgium Broken Leg Lad out of the corner of her eye as she continued to practice her dancing skills. She smiled. He smiled. She kicked him and tried to strangle him too.
Miranda said, "I shall be the last face you'll see before you die."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said, "Sorry lady, but you're the person who is about to die."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad punched her and she lost her grip over his neck. He punched her two more times before she grabbed him and wrestled him to the ground. She punched him five times as she lay on top of him breasts on chest and vagina on groin. She smiled as she punched him again.
Miranda said with a smile, "I'll still get the chance to strangle you."
Miranda started to strangle Belgium Broken Leg Lad.
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said as Miranda Kerr continued to strangle him, "I need some help here."
Miranda Kerr said as she lay on top of him and strangling him a second time, "There is nobody out here who will stop me from killing you. Nobody will save you from dying by killing me."
Birthday Lad stabbed Miranda Kerr from behind as she lay on Belgium Broken Leg Lad vagina on groin and breasts on chest. Miranda started to drool blood as Birthday Lad stabbed her from behind ten more times. Her strangulation grip got looser.
Miranda stood up and tried to escape. Birthday Lad stabbed her from behind. Belgium Broken Leg Lad stabbed her from behind.
Miranda Kerr fell to the ground. She tried to rise to a crawling position. Birthday Lad kicked her to the floor as Belgium Broken Leg Lad stabbed her from behind. Birthday Lad stabbed her from behind five times when she still refused to die.
Miranda said, "This can't be happening. I never lost a battle to the death previously."
Belgium Broken Leg Lad said, "There's a first time for everything."
Birthday Lad said, "Look lady, just die already."
Miranda Kerr lay down face down, she closed her eyes and she stopped breathing. Miranda Kerr is no longer alive. Miranda Kerr is legally dead.
******
Katie Couric was a very proud woman. She was proud because she was about to broadcast a television news report exposing the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse as horrible acting villains. Not only that, but the location of the Hidden City of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse would be exposed for all to see on live television. Katie smiled as her scheme to destroy the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse was reaching a point of no return. It was the point of no return for Katie Couric because her scheme reached a point where the only way to stop her television news broadcasting story from getting televised is to murder the woman once and for all.
Was Katie Couric worried that she was forcing the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to murder her? Nope. Katie Couric wasn't worried at all. The doomed woman was still under the false impression that she actually had a chance for survival. It was a chance for survival that will never ever arrive at all for her.
Katie Couric spun around when Amy Robach entered Katie's office.
Katie said, "There is an Incriminating Videotape about a flashdrive with incriminating evidence that I want to have broadcasted on the air. I'm trusting you to get the Incriminating Videotape to the Broadcast Center without getting yourself killed in the process and the Incriminating Videotape destroyed by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.
Amy said, "Not to worry, I shall do so with enthusiasm. Those jerks needs to be made like fools on prime time television and I'm just the woman to do it."
Amy Robach exited Katie's office and she walked down the hallway as Vodka Viceroy followed the sexually seductive girl close behind. Amy noticed a male presence behind her and spun around to face her victimizer with a stern expression on her face.
Amy said, "Thanks for giving me the chance to fight against you once and for all."
Vodka Viceroy said, "The pleasure is all mine."
Amy kicked the Vodka Viceroy and he doubled over in pain. He tried to run, but Amy grabbed him from behind. She pressed her voluptuous breasts against his spine as she tried to throttle him with her right arm wrapped around his neck and a smile on her face.
The Vodka Viceroy rammed his left elbow into Amy's stomach and she continued to throttle him from behind with her right arm wrapped around his neck and her voluptuous breasts pressed against his spine. Amy smiled as her victimizer got closer to dying.
Vodka Viceroy rammed his left elbow into Amy's stomach and she doubled over in pain. She released her right arm from his throat. He punched her five times before kicking her. He punched the sexually seductive girl five more times.
Amy said, "You should never have fought against me. I shall enjoy killing you."
Vodka Viceroy said, "Then what are you waiting for? Attack me with all you got."
Amy tried to punch him and he blocked her blow. He kicked her five times and the girl started to stagger with a blank expression on her face. She tried to speak and he kicked her six more times.
Vodka Viceroy kicked Amy and she fell backwards to the floor. She tried to stand up, but her dying body wouldn't let her. Amy felt trapped in a dying body as her eyes started to close. Vodka Viceroy destroyed the Incriminating Videotape as Amy slowly stopped breathing and died.
Amy Robach is no longer alive. Amy Roback is legally dead.
Katie Couric eventually figured out that Amy Robach is legally dead. Katie could've escaped justice to live and fight another day. Instead, she stayed in her office and chose to plan her next move. The last chance to escape justice without getting herself killed was avoided as Katie chose to die on that particular evening. That didn't mean that Katie wasn't filled with doubts about her efforts.
Katie Couric spun around when Amy Robach entered Katie's office.
Katie said, "There is an Incriminating Videotape about a flashdrive with incriminating evidence that I want to have broadcasted on the air. I'm trusting you to get the Incriminating Videotape to the Broadcast Center without getting yourself killed in the process and the Incriminating Videotape destroyed by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.
Amy said, "Not to worry, I shall do so with enthusiasm. Those jerks needs to be made like fools on prime time television and I'm just the woman to do it."
Amy said, "Thanks for giving me the chance to fight against you once and for all."
Vodka Viceroy said, "The pleasure is all mine."
Vodka Viceroy said, "Then what are you waiting for? Attack me with all you got."
Katie Couric eventually figured out that Amy Robach is legally dead. Katie could've escaped justice to live and fight another day. Instead, she stayed in her office and chose to plan her next move. The last chance to escape justice without getting herself killed was avoided as Katie chose to die on that particular evening. That didn't mean that Katie wasn't filled with doubts about her efforts.
But Katie Couric proceeded forward with her doomed scheme regardless of the fact that the doomed woman was only seconds away from getting herself murdered. She smiled as she walked out of her office and down the hallway of the Broadcasting Center. Katie was the only woman in the Broadcasting Center and when she dies, there will be no women left alive in the Broadcasting Center.
Katie tripped and she fell face first onto a nearby couch. She pressed her vagina and her breasts on the couch until she realized that she wasn't even remotely close to dying. She rolled on the couch until she sat on it until of lying face down on it. She regained her breath before standing up again.
Katie Couric approached Heidi Klum who have entered the Broadcasting Center.
Katie asked, "Are you here to wish me good luck?"
Heidi replied, "I'm here to make sure that you don't get yourself murdered."
Katie said, "There's no chance for me getting killed tonight."
Heidi replied, "I certainly hope so. I'd be forced to kill you if you failed and didn't end up getting killed as punishment for your failure."
Katie said, "I'm not planning to fail so you don't have to worry."
Heidi replied, "I'm glad to hear that."
Vodka Viceroy stood behind the two women as he held a knife towards Heidi's back. Heidi nearly walked backwards into the knife held by the Vodka Viceroy, but she stopped only mere inches away. Heidi walked forward before she looked behind her. The Vodka Viceroy was forced to hide from the doomed woman's sight.
Katie asked, "Do you see anybody?"
Heidi replied, "I thought I saw somebody, but I was wrong."
Katie Couric and Heidi Klum walked away without knowing how close they came to getting themselves murdered that night.
******
Dude #4 asked out Abbie Cornish for a date and he was overjoyed when she agreed. And after dinner at a fancy restaurant, they both entered his car. Dude #4 lovingly kissed Abbie. She lovingly kissed him twice in return.
Abbie said, "I'm so glad you asked me out. I'm having a wonderful time. I don't want this evening to end. What next do you have in mind."
Dude #4 said, "I was kind of hoping that we could go to my place."
Abbie said, "That's a wonderful idea. We should do it."
Dude #4 was about to start the car when Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stood in front of the car mouthing the words DON'T DO IT. Only Dude #4 saw it. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad hid as Dude #4 hesitated.
Abbie asked, "What's wrong? We were going to your apartment. We were having a moment."
Dude #4 said, "I promised some guy I'm friends with that I was going to play videogames with him, but I need to rent a videogame from a videogame rental shop. It's only down the street and around the corner. I won't be gone long."
Abbie said, "Oh no, we're going to your apartment to have sex and I'm not letting some male bonding over videogames get in the way of that."
Dude #4 said, "I'm sorry, but a promise between men is more important that a promise a guy makes to a female. Sorry, it will only take a few minutes."
Dude #4 undid his seatbelt only to have Abbie try to attach the seatbelt back on. He tried to strangle her and she punched him in return.
Abbie said, "Somebody tipped you off that I was hired by the Dandelion Girls to kill you."
Dude #4 said, "Excuse me as I run for my life."
Dude #4 ran down the street with Abbie Cornish in close behind. He didn't want to kill her in self defense, but she left him no choice in the matter. Killing her might be the last resort.
Dude #4 ran towards Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Abbie Cornish unknowingly ran towards Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad too. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad may need to kill Abbie Cornish if she continues to chase after Dude #4 with intention to kill or be killed.
Dude #4 ran into Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad and the collided into each other chest on chest and groin on groin. They both hid from sight as Abbie Cornish ran closer with intention to kill them both.
Abbie Cornish stood next to Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad as they hid while pressed against each other chest on chest and groin on groin. Abbie Cornish didn't see either of them as she searched for Dude #4 with intention to kill him.
Abbie Cornish unknowingly walked past their hiding place.
Dude #4 breathed a sigh of relief and hugged Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad as Abbie Cornish walked past them both and vanished around the corner without seeing either of them. Abbie Cornish was seen speeking to Melissa George, Ruby Rose and Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Abbie Cornish walked down the street going further away from Dude #4 who was being hugged by Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Melissa George, Ruby Rose and Natalie Bassingthwaighte walked towards the hiding place used by Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad.
Melissa said, "We tried to appeal to your heterosexual sex drive, but that didn't work. So we'll have to destroy you both by physically attacking you both."
Natalie said, "Don't make this harder than it needs to be. Show yourselves and we'll make your deaths clean and simple."
Ruby said, "I never realized that there would be two of you. Otherwise, one of us three girls would've pretended to be interested in dating your buddy too. We could've made it a two deaths for the price of one."
Melissa George, Ruby Rose and Natalie Bassingthwaighte continued to search for Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad as they hugged each other while hiding from the three girls.
Melissa said, "Those creeps are going to force us to go looking for them."
Natalie said, "I hate it when that happens."
Ruby said, "We dealt with creeps like this before and we always prevailed. Tonight won't be any different. Don't be discouraged. We'll kill them both. Don't worry about that."
Melissa said, "You two really were going to turn down sex in favor of a videogame?"
Natalie said, "Abbie Cornish should've worn a sexier outfit."
Ruby said, "We'll ask questions after we kill those two creeps."
Natalie said, "Oh come on, don't keep hiding from us. I'm not in the mood for a game of hide and seek."
Ruby said, "You're not in the mood for a game of hide and seek, but they're in the mood for a game of hide and seek."
Melissa said, "Don't worry ladies, games of hide and seek always end with somebody getting killed and somebody being forced to make a kill."
Melissa George, Ruby Rose and Natalie Bassingthwaighte stood alongside the hiding place of Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad as the two men hugged each other while in hiding.
Melissa said, "I'll search to the left. You two girls search to the right."
Ruby said, "Sounds like a good plan."
Natalie said, "Don't worry Melissa, those two creeps are dead."
Melissa George walked to the left. Ruby Rose and Natalie Bassingthwaighte walked left towards the hiding place of Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad.
Ruby Rose located the hiding place of Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad and Dude #4. Natalie Bassingthwaighte followed close behind.
Ruby said, "So Dude #4 rejected sex with Abby Cornish so he can hug another guy instead. That's almost insulting. We need to kill them both because of that insult."
Natalie said, "Sounds like a good idea to me."
Dude #4 kicked Ruby and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked Natalie. Both girls fell helplessly to the ground. Ruby stood up and she punched Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Dude #4 kicked Ruby and she fell helplessly to the ground. Natalie slowly crawled to her arms and knees towards Dude #4.
Dude #4 kicked Natalie and she helplessly lay down. Ruby stood up only to be punched helplessly to the ground by Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Ruby stood up. Natalie stood up. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad shoved Ruby against Natalie and both girls helplessly fell down on top of each other---Breasts on breasts and vagina on vagina.
Ruby stood up and she was kicked helplessly down to the ground by Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Natalie stood up and she was kicked helplessly to the ground by Dude #4. Ruby slowly crawled back to her feet again.
Dude #4 kicked Ruby in the stomach and she helplessly fell to the ground. Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad ran for their lives as Ruby and Natalie slowly stood up again.
Ruby said, "Keep running creeps. You'll never succeed in killing me."
Natalie said, "They're getting away."
Ruby said, "Oh no they won't."
Ruby grabbed Dude #4 from behind and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad attacked her from behind. Ruby was thrown to the ground and the two men ran before they could check for a pulse. Natalie Bassingthwaighte chased after them both with intention to kill.
Natalie grabbed Dude #4 from behind. Natalie pressed her voluptuous breasts against Dude #4's spine as she strangled him from behind. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Natalie from behind in a lethal knife attack against the doomed sexually seductive girl.
Dude #4 said, "Help me, this crazy girl is still attacking me. She must die now!"
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "Sorry lady, but you should've lay down dead when you had the chance. Now I need to use a knife to kill you since punching and kicking you dead isn't working."
Natalie said, "It's going to take more than one knife attack to kill me."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Natalie from behind five more times in a lethal knife attack. Natalie continued to press her voluptuous breasts against the spine of Dude #4 as she tried to strangle him to death. Natalie's strangulation grip got tighter.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Natalie from behind in a knife attack three more times and she released her strangulation grip against Dude #4 who ran towards Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad.
Dude #4 stabbed Natalie from behind as the dying girl sank to her knees while drooling blood. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Natalie from behind as the dying girl sank to her hands and knees. Too much of her blood was dripping out as it got harder for Natalie to breath.
Natalie said, "Look, I'm sorry. I won't try to hurt you anymore."
Dude #4 said, "That's because you're about to die and stay dead."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "It's about time that somebody tries to kill her off."
Natalie lay down on the ground. Her left arm moved. Dude #4 stabbed her from behind in a knife attack. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed her from behind ten times in a knife attack. Tears ran down Natalie's cheeks as death finally claimed her.
Natalie Bassingthwaighte is no longer alive. Natalie Bassingthwaighte is legally dead.
Erin McNaught ran towards Ruby Rose and helped the second girl to her feet again.
Erin asked, "Are you ok?"
Ruby said, "I'm fine. What about Natalie Bassingthwaighte?"
Erin said, " Natalie Bassingthwaighte is legally dead."
Ruby Rose stood next to Erin McNaught.
Ruby said, "Those two creeps are going to pay for what they did to Natalie Bassingthwaighte. All of the dead girls will be avenged."
Erin said, "Strong words, but we need to find those two creeps first."
Ruby said, "Look at that. Those two creeps think they can run away from us both."
Erin said, "Then we need to change that opinion right away."
Ruby Rose and Erin McNaught chased after Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad with intent to kill. Try as they might, Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad never succeeded in losing either Ruby nor did they succeed in losing Erin too. The two men has no choice but to kill both girls in an act of unprovoked murder one as soon as possible.
Ruby said, "We're gaining on them. Soon we'll have the chance to kill them both."
Erin said, "Best news I've heard all evening."
Ruby ran so intensely that she didn't see Dude #4 until he punched her in the stomach. Ruby fell to the ground as Erin kicked Dude #4 to the ground. Dude #4 stood up as Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked Erin to the ground.
Erin stood up and she was kicked to the ground by Dude #4. Ruby stood up and she was thrown against a brick wall causing her to fall backwards helplessly.
Ruby stood up and she kicked Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad to the ground. Dude #4 kicked Ruby and she helplessly lay down. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad and Erin stood up at the same time. Erin smiled. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad smiled. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Erin and she lay down helplessly.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad asked, "Why won't those two girls die."
Dude #4 said, "We'll just keep punching and kicking those two girls until they finally die."
Erin stood up and she was kicked to the ground. Ruby stood up and she was punched to the ground. Erin stood up and she was punched to the ground. Ruby stood up and she was kicked to the ground. Ruby stood up and she was punched twice and kicked once. Ruby fell to the ground. Erin stood up and she was kicked to the ground.
Dude #4 said, "Is this it. Are they finally dead?"
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "Let's hope so."
Ruby stood up and she said, "You still need to murder me."
Erin said, "I'm also still alive. Tough luck guys."
Dude #4 kicked Ruby to the ground when she tried to lovingly kiss Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Erin when she tried to kiss Dude #4. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad hugged Dude #4 tightly chest on chest and groin on groin.
Ruby Rose slowly stood up. She grabbed Dude #4 from behind. Ruby's voluptuous breasts was pressed against Dude #4's spine as she tried to strangle him from behind.
Ruby said, "This isn't over until both of you creeps are dead. We both know that two out of four must die and only the girls can prevail.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Ruby from behind. Ruby winced in pain as she continued her strangulation grip from behind. Dude #4 felt Ruby's voluptuous breasts press against his spine as Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed her from behind four more times.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Ruby from behind as she lovingly kissed Dude #4 while strangling him from behind. Dude #4 felt Ruby's voluptuous breasts press on his spine as Ruby kissed him four more times.
Ruby said, "Why won't you just admit that you can't resist me."
Dude #4 cried out, "Hurry up and kill her."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad cried out, "I'm trying. I'm trying."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad stabbed Ruby ten times and she released her strangulation grip against Dude #4. She stood up only to be punched in the stomach by Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked Ruby twice and punched her five times. Dude #4 stabbed the dying girl between her breasts fifteen times.
Dude #4 punched Ruby. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Ruby twice and kicked her five times. Ruby lay down in a puddle of blood that was dripping from her body. Her vision started to grow dark as she tried in vain to stand up again.
Ruby stood up only to be punched to the ground. Ruby tried to say something, but she lacked the energy to form any words. She crawled to her hands and knees only to be kicked to the ground. Ruby again tried to speak only to be picked up, punched and roughly thrown to the ground by Dude #4. Ruby started crying as her entire body felt numb as death started to claim her.
Ruby Rose is no longer alive. Ruby Rose is legally dead.
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad hugged Dude #4 as Erin McNaught slowly stood up.
Erin cried out, "Why the hell did you murder Ruby Rose for? She had a better reason for existing that you jerks. We both know that is true."
Dude #4 withdrew from Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad. He said, "I thought she was dead?"
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad said, "Then we need to try harder to kill her."
Erin said, "Go ahead and try to kill me."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked Erin. Dude #4 punched Erin twice and kicked her three times.
Erin fell to the ground as Abbie Cornish punched Dude #4.
Abbie said, "I bet you forgot about me. Well I didn't forget about you."
Dude #4 kicked Abbie twice and punched her once. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked Abbie five times.
Abbie Cornish fell to the ground as Erin slowly stood up.
Erin said, "I'm still alive. I'll always plague you for the rest of eternity if that's what it takes to kill you both once and for all."
Dude #4 punched Erin. Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad kicked her twice, punched her five times before pushing her against the brick wall.
Erin fell to the ground as Abbie Cornish slowly stood up.
Abbie cried out, "Why the hell did you ask me out if the evening is going to end up like this."
Dude #4 said, "I had no idea that you were hired by the Dandelion Girls to kill me."
Dude #4 punched Abbie and kicked her nine times. Dude #4 punched her again.
Abbie lay down as Erin stood up.
Erin said, "Your treatment of women leaves a lot to be desired."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Erin before saying, "I'll keep your constructive criticism in mind for future reference."
Erin lay down on the ground as Abbie Cornish stood up.
Abbie said, "I always knew that one of us is doomed to die. I didn't think that the death was going to happen tonight."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Abbie before saying, "This evening is full of surprises."
Dude #4 punched Abbie before saying, "Understatement of the century."
Abbie Cornish lay down as Erin stood up.
Erin said, "Let's try again. Hello, my name is Erin. How are you doing?"
Dude #4 punched Erin in the face before saying, "There is this pesky girl who needs to die. I'm fine other than that."
Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad punched Erin before saying, "This is better than videogames."
Erin fell to the ground as Abbie Cornish stood up.
Abbie said, "Look at me. I guess our romantic date is doomed to end in tragedy."
Dude #4 punched Abbie in the face, kicked her twice and punched her nine times in the stomach.
Dude #4 said, "Blame it on the creepy films that I'm addicted to watching."
Erin said, "This is it. This is the moment of truth. One of us must die now."
Dude #4 said, "That person won't be me."
Dude #4 kicked Erin in the stomach before she lay down on the ground and slowly died. Tears ran down her face as her body slowly became numb and darkness claimed her vision.
Erin McNaught is no longer alive. Erin McNaught is legally dead.
Abbie Cornish stood up. Dude #4 stabbed her in the back. Abbie drooled blood before she fell to the ground in a submissive pose.
Abbie Cornish is no longer alive. Abbie Cornish is legally dead.
Dude #4 and Arm Fall Off Plaid Lad gave each other a high five before hugging each other tightly chest on chest and groin on groin. This time, there were no girls left alive to interrupt them both. Both guys hugged each other while surrounded by the dead bodies of four legally dead girls.
******
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad followed Katie Couric as the doomed girl lost track of Heidi Klum in the Broadcasting Center. However, Melina Kanakaredes met up with Katie Couric instead.
Melina asked, "Where is Heidi?"
Katie replied, "I don't know. We better find Heidi before both of us are killed one by one."
Melina said, "We might cover more ground if we split up. You take the right side of the Broadcasting Center and I'll take the left side of the Broadcasting Center."
Katie said, "I'll never get the chance to broadcast my report if I'm spending too much time trying to find Heidi. Clearly the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse needs to kill me first so you better lure our assigned victimizer so that I'll never get the chance to die."
Melina said, "I'll try to distract our assigned victimizer, but you'll be murdered once and for all if I'm knocked unconscious."
Katie replied, "Then we better make sure that never happens."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "This is where I enter the scene."
Melina said, "Oh damn, here is our assigned victimizer."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Melina and she fell to the ground face down so that her breasts and vagina was pressed to the ground. Melina fell unconscious.
Katie said, "You'll never get the chance to kill me before I reach the broadcasting cameras of the Broadcasting Center."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "I must make the effort to kill you anyway."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad punched Katie and she dodged the blow. She punched him twice and she kicked him three times. She smiled as she kicked him five times before punching him again.
Katie said, "I guess I'll get to broadcast my report since you're unable to kill me."
Katie grabbed Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad and she punched him. He responded by stabbing Katie between her breasts. Katie gasped in pain as he stabbed her between her breasts five more times.
Katie said, "What the Hell is wrong with you? Have you totally lost it? I know that you've been looking at me with that perverted gaze of yours. I know you want to make out with me. So why did you kill me off instead?"
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "Because you're an evil girl and evil girls needs to die."
Katie tried to escape, but Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad stabbed her between her breasts again. Katie looked down to see her blood dripping out of the knife wound and forming a puddle of her blood on the floor.
Katie said, "Everybody will know that you love to kill girls when they see the mess you made as you succeed in killing me off."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad replied, "You still need to die before Melina wakes up for her death scene.
Katie coughed blood as Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad stabbed her between her breasts two more times.
Katie said, "Please spare my life. I'm begging you to let me survive tonight."
He stabbed her between her breasts instead of an answer. Katie's pleas for mercy was ignored as the doomed girl slowly started to die helplessly.
Katie wasn't dead yet so she was stabbed between her breasts five more times. She tried to speak, but her blood was flooding her throat as she started to drool blood out of her mouth.
It got harder for Katie to breathe as she was stabbed between her breasts. She tried to say something, but it was hard for her to do that also. He noticed that she was struggling to stay alive and he rewarded her effort to survive by stabbing her between her breasts to speed up her death.
Katie found herself falling face first to the floor. She pressed her breasts and vagina on the floor with her hands above her head as she tried to stand up again. He stabbed her from behind when the doomed girl refused to die.
Katie struggled in futility to keep her eyes open as she was stabbed from behind five more times.
Katie needs to die before she can reach Heidi Klum. He responded to that need to kill her by stabbing her from behind two more times. Katie continued to struggle to keep her eyes open as she found herself unable to breathe much longer.
Katie felt extreme humiliation and shame for being born female as she gave up trying to stay alive. She closed her eyes and she stopped breathing. Katie has been defeated and killed.
Katie Couric is no longer alive. Katie Couric is legally dead.
Melina Kanakaredes needs to die before she can locate Heidi Klum.
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad was about to stab Melina to death as she lay on the floor unconscious. Melina slowly started to stir as the doomed woman started to wake up just in time for her to die.
Melina turned her head sideways and she looked at the dead body of Katie Couric. She turned to face Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad. She said, "Oh damn, it's my turn to die then."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "It's safe to assume that I need to kill you before you can locate Heidi Klum."
Melina stood up and he punched her in the stomach. Melina tried to escape, but he grabbed her left arm as tightly as possible.
Melina said, "Let go damn it."
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad said, "You know I can't afford to do so. I must kill you instead."
Melina tried to punch him and he blocked her blow. He punched the doomed girl and she fell face first to the floor face down. Melina pressed her breasts and her vagina on the floor as she lay injured on the floor as he moved to kill her.
Melina struggled to stay awake as she slowly started to fall unconscious. Her effort was in futility.
Melina was still breathing as her effort to stay awake was failing her. She was about to fall unconscious much to the delight of her victimizer.
Melina Kanakaredes closed her eyes and she fell unconscious. He stabbed the unconscious woman from behind as she lay out cold with her breasts and vagina pressed to the floor.
Since Melina was unconscious, she was unable to escape as he stabbed the unconscious woman from behind when she failed to stop breathing.
He felt the urge to masturbate with his clothes on as he stabbed Melina from behind as she lay unconscious. He masturbated with his clothes on as he stabbed the unconscious woman from behind five more times when she continued to breathe.
It was over. Time for Melina to die. He stabbed the unconscious woman ten more times when the dying unconscious woman continued to breathe.
And that was all that was needed to kill her. Melina was finally defeated and killed.
Melina Kanakaredes is no longer alive. Melina is legally dead.
Here Comes Gave Up a Really Great Promotion So He Can Be Shot by the SWAT Squad Instead Lad celebrated by masturbating with his clothes on.
******
Jessie Baylin and Pauley Perrette walked side by side towards the Dandelion Hotel. Both nubile twelve year old girls were calm and confident.
Jessie Baylin said, "I don't understand Drag Queens. There is no point to having those damn fools around. There is one guarantee that I can be sure of. No Drag Queen is ever going to impersonate me. Nothing of that sort will ever happen as long as I'm alive."
Jessie Baylin continued, "The only thing a Drag Queen can offer as far as I'm concerned is a quick and instant death scene at the first opportunity."
Pauley Perrette replied, "Yeah, the problem is finding a Drag Queen. The second problem is actually succeeding in murdering a Drag Queen. The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has threatened to hunt us girls down and kill us off one by one."
Pauley Perrette replied, "Personally, I'm sick and tired of hearing about how invincible the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse are. Somebody should teach those jerks a lesson in manners."
Jessie Baylin said, "Don't worry Pauley, we'll wipe out the Drag Queens around the same time that we'll wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. No Drag Queen will impersonate either of us two girls. There will be blood splashed around when the two of us girls are done."
Jessie Baylin said, "I don't like resorting to violence, but what choice do we have."
Jessie Baylin and Pauley Perrette approached the Dandelion Hotel and walked inside.
Jessie continued, "Look, I'm going up to my multi-room suite. Care to join me and we could plan the coolest girls night out?"
Pauley Perrette said, "I'm going to hang out in the hotel lobby for a while."
Pauley Perrette said, "You can hang out in the hotel lobby with me."
Jessie said, "I'm going up to my room. I guess we'll enjoy the Girls Night Out later this evening when we're ready to beat up Drag Queens who try to impersonate us both."
Jessie said, "Those fools have no idea who they are messing around with."
Pauley Perrette said, "Oh yeah, impersonating us both will be the last mistake those Drag Queens will ever make. That much is for sure."
Pauley Perrette stayed in the lobby of the Dandelion Hotel as Jessie Baylin walked towards the elevator. She rode the elevator towards the sixth floor and got off before entering her hotel room. Jessie tossed her purse on the couch before she walked towards her bedroom.
The Party Animal picked up Jessie's purse from the couch and slung it around his left shoulder before following Jessie Baylin into her bedroom. Jessie Baylin didn't see the Party Animal as she walked towards her bed.
Jessie Baylin lay down face down on her bed before the Party Animal held her down. The Party Animal stabbed Jessie in the back five times. Jessie moaned in pain, sorrow and anguish as she bled all over bed mattress. Jessie tried to stand up, but the Party Animal continued to hold her down before stabbing her in the back six more times. Jessie's breathing slower as darkness covered her vision and death slowly claimed her.
The Party Animal released his grip on the dead girl before looking at himself in the mirror with Jessie's purse around his left shoulder. Jessie Baylin is no longer alive. Jessie Baylin is legally dead.
******
Pauley Perrette sat in the lobby of the Dandelion Hotel casually looking out of the window. It only took a few minutes before she realized that there was a guy looking at her. Pauley smiled. The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Serial Killer smiled.
Pauley leapt from the couch, picked up a solid brass decoration and attacked the guy standing in front of her. The guy kicked her to the ground and she lay there stunned and dazed. The solid brass decoration slowly rolled from her fingers and away from the girl.
He helped Pauley Perrette to her feet before he said, "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tampon Man and I'm lost. This building isn't the building I was supposed to be walking towards."
Pauley said, "Perhaps this is the building that you were supposed to be walking towards."
Tampon Man said, "I should be walking towards the building right now, but you're cute. I should stay and flirt with you instead."
Pauley said, "Oh yeah, sticking around to flirt with me would be a good idea. An even better idea is picking a new name for yourself. Tampon Man just doesn't work well for you."
Tampon Man lovingly kissed Pauley Perrette before asking, "What should my name be instead."
Pauley lovingly kissed Tampon Man and said, "Oh I don't know. Perhaps Bob, Richard or Lou. Anything other than Tampon Man. Come on, is that really the identity you want to have?"
Tampon Man lovingly kissed Pauley before he said, "Tampon Man is the name that I insist on having and there is nothing anybody could do to talk me out of it."
Pauley lovingly kissed Tampon Man before she said, "Ok, but let it be known that I did make the effort and the effort was rejected."
Tampon Man lovingly kissed Pauley before he said, "I refuse to change my name from Tampon Man. I'm proud to carry the name of Tampon Man."
Pauley lovingly kissed Tampon Man before she said said, "Ok then, your name shall be Tampon Man. Let's take a stroll outside the hotel lobby."
Tampon Man and Pauley Perrette lovingly kissed before they exited the hotel lobby to walk towards the outdoor swimming pool of the Dandelion Hotel.
Tampon Man lovingly kissed Pauley next to the outdoor swimming pool of the Dandelion Hotel before saying, "I originated from Kotex, North Dakota."
Pauley lovingly kissed Tampon Man before she replied, "Of course you came from Kotex, North Dakota. Anybody named Tampon Man was bound to have been born in that city."
Pauley lovingly kissed Tampon Man before she said, "Let's go for a swim in the swimming pool."
Tampon Man lovingly kissed Pauley before he replied, "That sounds like a keen idea. Let's do it."
Pauley Perrette took off her clothes and she stood in a bikini. Tampon Man stripped to his boxer shorts with Chuck E. Cheese prints all over. He walked towards the swimming pool.
Tampon Man and Pauley Perrette walked towards the deep end of the swimming pool before they lovingly kissed each other. The Party Animal snuck into the swimming pool without noticing, grabbed Pauley's feet and dragged the girl underwater. The Party Animal forced oxygen out of Pauley's lungs before he pried her mouth open. Pauley gulped water and no oxygen as she struggled to the surface. Her eyes closed as her efforts to swim to the surface was defeated. Pauley lost the will to keep struggling as her body became numb and legs lost the ability to keep kicking her attacker. The Party Animal released his grip as Pauley sank to the bottom of the swimming pool and found herself unable to swim to the surface because she was dying.
Pauley Perrette is no longer alive. Pauley Perrette is legally dead.
The Party Animal swam to the surface to realize that Tampon Man was about to slip into a coma from kissing Pauley Perrette too often. The Party Animal dragged Tampon Man out of the swimming pool for hugging and emergency resuscitation.
Tampon Man said, "Thanks for saving me from that horrible girl. I nearly died."
The Party Animal said, "It's a good thing I was nearby. Now we can have a party in a girl free environment. It will be the coolest party ever."
******
Zoe McLellan and Becki Newton sat next to each other at the Fashion Show feeling both calm and confident. Zoe looked at Becki.
Zoe said, "The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has threatened to ruin the Fashion Show. I honestly don't see that happening right now."
Becki said, "The evening only started a few minutes ago so perhaps it's because our victimizers hasn't gotten started yet. Be patient. There will be sufficient enough dead girls soon enough."
Becki said, "Perhaps you should seduce the Fountain Fiend over there with your feminine wiles and lure him into a deadly trap. That could turn everything in favor of the Dandelion Girls."
Zoe replied, "For starters, please stop acting as if the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has already defeated us girls by calling them victimizers. Second, I don't want to be alone with a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killer alone without backup."
Becki said, "There are two of us girls and only one Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killer. We must split up to give our victimizers are fair chance to murder both of us girls."
Zoe said, "I think it's wonderful that us girls outnumber Fountain Fiend two girls against him. Why should we make it easy for Fountain Fiend to wipe out both of us girls one by one?"
Zoe tripped and she fell against Becki breasts on spine and vagina on rear end. Both girls fell unmoving to the floor. Zoe slowly stood up. Becki stirred, but fell back down and stopped moving. Fountain Fiend helped Zoe to her feet.
Fountain Fiend said, "The two of us should find a more private place for us to talk."
Zoe said, "I got a private hotel room suite at the Dandelion Hotel."
Zoe exited the Fashion Show Building and walked towards the Dandelion Hotel. The Fountain Fiend followed her close behind. The Dandelion Hotel was only across the street from the Fashion Show Building so reaching the lobby of the Dandelion Hotel was easy.
Zoe lovingly kissed the Fountain Fiend before she said, "The elevator is over here."
Fountain Fiend said, "Lead the way young lady."
Zoe led the Fountain Fiend to the elevator and rode it to the sixth floor. Both of them got out and walked towards Zoe's hotel suite and she opened the door. She lovingly kissed the Fountain Fiend before pulling him into her hotel room.
Zoe said, "Make love to me. The night belongs to us just like it should always belong to us."
The Fountain Fiend said, "How can I resist a pretty girl like you."
The Fountain Fiend and Zoe lovingly kissed each other. The Fountain Fiend slammed Zoe against the wall as he kissed her. Zoe slid to the floor and stopped moving. The Fountain Fiend woke her up and pulled the girl to her feet. The Fountain Fiend lovingly kissed Zoe five more times.
Zoe said, "You better be careful. You almost murdered me."
The Fountain Fiend replied, "I don't want to kill you. We can be happy together forever."
The Fountain Fiend accidently tripped Zoe with his left foot and she slammed to the floor unmoving. The Fountain Fiend tried to help her up.
Zoe said, "Your clumsy act is starting to annoy me."
Fountain Fiend said, "Please be patient. I still want to make love to you."
The Fountain Fiend lovingly kissed Zoe. Zoe lovingly kissed the Fountain Fiend as she led him towards the bedroom. Her rear end bumped against a small table as he pressed himself against her groin against vagina and chest against breasts. She tripped over his feet while her rear end bumped against the small table and she fell backwards to the floor unmoving. He helped her back up.
Zoe said, "Stop doing it damn it. I'm too young to die."
The Fountain Fiend said, "Sorry, but I'm not any good at this."
Zoe almost tripped and fell out of the sixth floor window, only to be pulled closer towards the Fountain Fiend instead. Zoe lovingly kissed the Fountain Fiend.
Zoe said, "Try to be a bit more careful. You almost killed me."
Fountain Fiend said, "Sorry, I kept meaning to get somebody to help me out with this, but I guess we're on our own with this."
Zoe said, "You don't need help. I'll help you instead."
Zoe undressed to her bra and panties. She sat on the bed and waited for the Fountain Fiend to do the same. The Fountain Fiend stood fully dressed as the Unknown Third Person shoved Zoe backwards onto the bed and stabbed her ten times between her breasts. Zoe tried to stand up only to be stabbed three more times between her breasts by the Unknown Third Person.
Zoe tried to speak, but her throat was filled up with too much blood. The Unknown Third Person stabbed her between her breasts five times. The Fountain Fiend stabbed Zoe ten times between her breasts. Zoe started to cry as she felt shame and humiliation. Zoe's eyes started to close as pain and sorry replaced confidence and enthusiasm.
Zoe McLellan is no longer alive. Zoe McLellan is legally dead.
******
Becki Newton slowly stood up to realize that Zoe McLellan was no longer around anymore. Becki searched the Fashion Show Building without success. Zoe didn't answer her cell phone. Becki feared the worst when she saw the Fountain Fiend reenter the Fashion Show Building alongside the Unknown Third Person without Zoe.
Becki walked away from the Fountain Fiend and the Unknown Third Person. The Fountain Fiend and the Unknown Third Person followed the nubile sexually seductive girl close behind. Becki turned a corner and became confident when she no longer saw Fountain Fiend and the Unknown Third Person walking behind her anymore.
The Fountain Fiend tried to punch Becki and she blocked the blow. Becki kicked the Fountain Fiend and he lay down without moving. Becki walked over her victimizer with confidence.
Rachel Bilson ran towards Becki Newton with concern.
Rachel Bilson asked, "Are you ok? You nearly died over there."
Becki replied, "I'm fine. It's Zoe McLellan that I'm worried about. Zoe might be legally dead and the two of us girls are the next to be attacked one by one."
Rachel said, "One of us girls should attack Fountain Fiend and one of us girls should attack the Unknown Third Person. Which one do you want to attack and I'll attack the other."
Becki said, "We'll patiently wait for one of them to grab you from behind to deliver the killing blow and I'll attack the other who isn't trying to murder you from behind."
Rachel asked, "What happens if you're the one who is grabbed from behind and killed?"
Becki replied, "Because I was assisted by two girls and one of them is legally dead. That means that you, the other girl who is assisting me must be grabbed from behind and killed before it's time for me to be attacked and killed."
Rachel replied, "But it's two Dandelion Girls against two Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers. That means that us girls has a fifty percent chance for survival."
Becki said, "But I have need to investigate this room over here. I can't investigate this room over here until you are standing guard near the front door in a manner that makes it easy for you to be grabbed from behind and murdered."
Rachel said, "You don't need to check out this room."
Becki said, "I need to check out this room."
Rachel said, "There is nothing in this room for you to check out."
Becki said, "Then we need to escape and survive before the need to check out this room becomes necessary for me."
The Fountain Fiend approached Rachel and Becki.
The Fountain Fiend said, "Oh no, I left a computer disk in that room which gives away everything needed to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. I must kill you both before one of you checks out the room alone to find the computer disk and the other stands guard outside the room."
Rachel said, "You may have stopped Zoe McLellan from assisting Becki Newton by killing Zoe, but you'll never stop me from assisting Becki Newton by killing me."
Becki said, "There you have it. You just given Rachel and I the way to stop you forever."
The Fountain Fiend said, "In that case I must kill you both before you succeed with your crime. If you two girls had the chance to escape justice before, the chance to escape alive is now gone forever. I only hope that the Unknown Third Person grabs Rachel from behind and kills her before she kills me while she's standing guard outside the room."
Rachel said, "You'll never stop me from standing guard outside the room by killing me."
Becki said, "You're forced to murder two girls who are impossible to murder."
Becki kicked the Fountain Fiend and Rachel punched him twice. The Fountain Fiend fell to the ground without moving.
Rachel said, "Help me tie him up. I'll stand guard outside the room while he's tied up nearby me. The only way that the Unknown Third Person can rescue the Fountain Fiend is to attack me from behind and kill me. We must tie up Fountain Fiend before he recovers and kill us both."
Becki said, "I have some rope in my purse that we can use."
Becki pulled out some rope from her purse. The Fountain Fiend kicked her in the vagina and she fell unmoving to the floor. The Fountain Fiend punched Rachel in the stomach and she fell unmoving to the floor. The Fountain Fiend tried to scramble to his feet.
Rachel recovered and stood up. The Fountain Fiend kicked Rachel in the vagina and she fell unmoving to the floor. Becki recovered and stood up. The Fountain Fiend punched Becki in the stomach and she fell unmoving to the floor. The Fountain Fiend still tried to stand up.
Rachel stood up and she punched the Fountain Fiend while Becki stood up. Becki punched the Fountain Fiend while Rachel kicked him. Becki smiled as Rachel punched the Fountain Fiend three more times. Becki kicked the Fountain Fiend and he fell.
Rachel tied up the Fountain Fiend with the rope as Becki checked out the hallway.
Becki said, "There is no Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Serial Killers around to grab you from behind and successfully murder you."
Rachel said, "This is still a risky thing to do. I hope the computer disk is worth it."
Rachel continued, "I don't want to endanger my life for nothing."
Becki said, "You and I have managed to stay alive this far. There is no way either of us two girls will be killed one by one anytime soon."
Rachel said, "You better be right about this."
Becki said, "I am right about this. Wish me luck."
Rachel said, "Good luck and please hurry."
Becki said, "Don't worry, both of us two girls isn't going to be killed anytime soon."
Becki Newton entered the room and Rachel was left to stand guard over the Fountain Fiend as he was tied up and stand guard in front of the room that Becki was checking out. Rachel Bilson stepped out of the Fashion Show Building briefly to check out the sidewalk outside the building. Nothing. The doomed girl felt confident as Rachel rested her left hand on her right hip.
Rachel Bilson considered escaping justice to live and fight another day. She thought about it before she chose to return inside the Fashion Show Building.
Rachel Bilson returned to the Fashion Show Building to stand guard over the Fountain Fiend as he was tied up and gagged below her. Rachel also stood guard outside the room that Becki was investigating. The only way to rescue the Fountain Fiend and kill Becki inside the room before she found the computer disk is to grab Rachel from behind and kill her.
Rachel Bilson checked her purse for her cell phone to call reinforcements. The Unknown Third Person walked behind Rachel and nearly grabbed the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine.
Rachel started to dial telephone numbers. The Unknown Third Person nearly grabbed the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine.
The Unknown Third Person grabbed the portion of Rachel's bra strap that rested on her spine. Rachel dropped her cell phone and it smashed into pieces all over the floor. The Unknown Third Person started to drag Rachel backwards while holding on to the portion of her bra strap that rested on her spine.
The Unknown Third Person covered Rachel's nose and mouth as he held her from behind so that her rear end pressed on his groin while her spine rested on his chest. He kissed her as the doomed nubile sexually seductive girl struggled to breathe.
Rachel tried to squirm free, but the Unknown Third Guy held on to her with his left arm while her right hand covered up her nose and mouth to block her ability to breathe.
Rachel slammed her left elbow into the Unknown Third Person and he refused to budge. Tear rolled down her cheeks as she struggled to squirm free in futility.
Rachel kicked him as she still tried to squirm free while the Unknown Third Guy held her with his left arm while his right hand covered her nose and mouth. His left arm brushed against her breasts as she briefly broke free only to be grabbed from behind even tighter than before.
Rachel felt her body go numb as the Unknown Third Person continued to cover up her mouth and nose with his right hand while holding her with his left arm. Rachel tried to struggle, but her numb body was no longer able to respond to her wishes for survival.
She made one last effort to kick but that made him more determined to cover up her nose and mouth with his right hand while holding her with his left arm. His left arm brushed against her breasts as she made one last effort to kick him before her legs went numb. It was getting harder for Rachel to see anything when the world started to grow dark.
The Unknown Third Person checked for a pulse before dropping Rachel to the floor. Rachel lay down on the floor unmoving and lifeless. Rachel Bilson has been defeated. The Unknown Third Person untied the Fountain Fiend after killing Rachel Bilson.
Rachel Bilson is no longer alive. Rachel Bilson is legally dead.
Time for Becki Newton to die.
Becki Newton had no idea that Rachel Bilson is legally dead as she investigated the room for the computer disk containing information that helps to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. Becki Newton must die before she finds the computer disk.
******
Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza entered the Dandilion Club. Aubrey Plaza looked around the hidden room in the first floor with a frown.
Aubrey said, "The rest of the girls hasn't shown up yet."
Anna said, "Be patient. The evening has only just started. All of them are still just waking up and relaxing at Dandilion Manor."
Aubrey said, "Oh yeah, I already noticed that you and I are the committed ones."
Anna said, "Be patient. The rest of the hidden room girls will arrive eventually."
Aubrey said, "Oh yeah, I certainly hope so."
Anna said, "If this is going to take a while, I could grab us both something to eat at a nearby McDonalds Restaurant or something."
Aubrey said, "It's better if we stay put in the secret room in the first floor."
Anna said, "The Dandilion Club isn't going to fall into the control of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. I'm convinced of that."
Aubrey said, "I'm not hungry anyway. If you're going to McDonalds, you'll be getting food only for yourself. Are you really feeling hungry?"
Anna said, "I'm in the mood to eat something light. Perhaps a side salad and a cup of coffee. Are you sure I can't get you something."
Aubrey said, "I really need to get the secret room in the first floor ready for the gathering that both of us will be taking part in."
Aubrey said, "There is a kitchen available in the Dandilion Club."
Anna said, "I'm not in the mood to cook something."
Aubrey said, "It might be safer if you were in the mood to cook something."
Anna said, "Safety isn't my way of doing business."
Aubrey said, "The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse might try to kill you on your way to the McDonalds Restaurant. Then the rest of the hidden room girls will fail and get murdered one by one because you're not around to help save them."
Anna said, "The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse serial killers are too dorky looking and too dorky acting to be a serious threat to my safety. I'm in no danger of being murdered."
Aubrey said, "Then at least allow me to accompany you to the restaurant."
Anna said, "One of us has to wait for the rest of the hidden room girls to arrive."
Aubrey said, "We can tape a note to the door to the hidden room."
Anna said, "The hidden room won't be a hidden room anymore if there's a note taped in front of it."
Aubrey said, "Be reasonable Anna. There are Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse serial killers running loose. It's too dangerous for a Dandilion Girl to walk around alone in the dark."
Anna said, "I murdered one of the largest groups of Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse serial killers. Trust me when I say that I'll be fine."
Aubrey said, "I'm going to regret letting you do this."
Anna said, "I'm going to do it no matter what you say. I'm a woman on a mission."
Aubrey said, "Oh yeah, I could clearly see that."
Aubrey said, "Well try to be safe. Don't take any unnecessary chances."
Anna said, "Were you expecting anything less from me?"
And so Anna Kendrick departed from the safety of the Dandilion Club into the darkness of the rarely used alleys where a girl could get murdered and never found by law enforcement. She entered a rarely used alley where a girl could vanish and never be found again.
The Suspicious Guy and Giraffe Man followed Anna Kendrick for only a few feet as she continued to act as if she failed to notice them. It took only a few seconds for Anna to spin around and kick the Suspicious Guy in the gut causing him to fall down. Anna tried to attack Giraffe Man with a knife she hid in her purse, but Giraffe Man was able to dodge her knife attack.
Giraffe Man cried out, "Get up and help me kill her. She's winning the battle against us and we need to murder her now."
The Suspicious Guy said, "I'd love to help out, but she kicked me in the gut pretty damn hard."
Anna kicked the Suspicious Guy in the gut even harder as he painfully lay on the sidewalk.
Anna replied, "There's more pain where that's coming from."
Anna grabbed Giraffe Man in a strangulation grip as she moved her knife closer to him.
Giraffe Man cried out, "Stand up and murder her now! I'm about to be killed by the girl."
Anna said with a smile, "The Suspicious Guy can't save you. Nobody can save you."
The Suspicious Guy cried out, "I can't allow you get away with this Anna. I must kill you now!"
The Suspicious Guy stood up and he stabbed Anna from behind in a knife attack. Anna started to drool blood as she dropped her knife into Giraffe Man's left hand as she released her strangulation grip. Dandelion Girl #1 attacked and Giraffe Man stabbed her in the stomach. Dandelion Girl #1 fell to the ground dead. The Suspicious Guy stabbed Anna as Giraffe Man stabbed Dandelion Girl #2 between her breasts. Dandelion Girl #2 lay down legally dead.
Giraffe Man stabbed Dandelion Girl #3 between her breasts and she lay down legally dead. The Suspicious Guy stabbed Anna Kendrick between her breasts. Giraffe Man stabbed Dandelion Girl #4 between her breasts and she fell backwards against Dandelion Girl #5 and Dandelion Girl #6. Dandelion Girl #4, Dandelion Girl #5 and Dandelion Girl #6 lay down legally dead.
Anna sputtered as she slowly started to die, "Look I'm sorry I attacked you. We shouldn't be fighting like this. We could be lovers instead."
The Suspicious Guy said, "I'm sorry I tried to fight and kill you. Let's be friends."
Anna said with a smile, "Being friends and lovers with you is the best decision I ever made."
Anna lovingly kissed the Suspicious Guy as she took his knife away.
Giraffe Man cried out, "Oh no you don't."
Giraffe Man stabbed Anna Kendrick in the back ten times and she lay down legally dead in a puddle of her blood. Anna Kendrick is no longer alive. Anna Kendrick is legally dead.
The Suspicious Guy looked down at Anna Kendrick's legally dead body before saying, "Thanks for killing that horrible woman. Thank GOD she didn't con you into falling in love with her as easily as she conned me into falling in love with her."
Giraffe Man replied, "Sex with Dandelion Girls only cause dizzy spells and eventually lead to first a coma and then death. That's why all Dandelion Girls must die with their evil seductions unfulfilled. So that no more guys will suffer from the horrible wicked evil."
******
Aubrey Plaza wasn't aware that Anna Kendrick is legally dead. Aubrey Plaza is also doomed to die, but the uncertainty of her unavoidable death was unnerving to the sexually seductive teenage girl. She waited in vain for Anna Kendrick to return until she realized that Anna Kendrick isn't going to return because Anna Kendrick is legally dead. And the frustration of another Dandelion Girl death scene made Aubrey more determined to wipe out the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse instead of escaping justice to live and fight another day. And that would be destined to be the last mistake the Dandelion Girl ever made.
Aubrey spotted Giraffe Man and she punched him. The Suspicious Guy kicked Aubrey and she fell to the ground in a crumpled heap. The Suspicious Guy tried to help up Giraffe Man before realizing that Aubrey was slowly standing back up.
The Suspicious Guy said, "Oh no. Aubrey is still alive. I must kill her."
Aubrey said, "You won't get the chance to kill me. I'm the girl you will never kill."
Aubrey punched The Suspicious Guy and he fell. Giraffe Man stood up and he punched Aubrey. The Suspicious Guy stood up. Aubrey stood up. The Suspicious Guy punched Aubrey and she fell down in a crumpled heap.
Giraffe Man said, "That girl was scary."
The Suspicious Guy said, "You're right. That girl was scary."
Aubrey Plaza stood up.
Giraffe Man said, "Watch out, the Dandelion Girl is about to kill you. You must murder that Dandelion Girl and rescue me from distress."
The Suspicious Guy punched Aubrey. Aubrey punched The Suspicious Guy and Giraffe Man. Aubrey tried to punch the Suspicious Guy a second time and he blocked her blow. The Suspicious Guy punched Aubrey and she fell to the ground in a crumpled heap.
Aubrey stood up and she kicked Giraffe Man and he fell.
Giraffe Man cried out, "I thought you were going to kill her."
The Suspicious Guy said, "I'm trying to kill the girl."
Aubrey said, "I already told you guys that I'm too invincible to kill. Better luck next time."
Aubrey Plaza punched the Suspicious Guy before she vanished from sight. Efforts to find and kill the girl was in vain. Aubrey Plaza escaped justice barely in the nick of time.
******
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler walked side by side along the sidewalk towards the Dandelion Hotel.
Tina said, "So I lay on the desert floor with this poisoned snake slithering towards me. This dude held me down and watched while this poisoned snake nearly bit one of my breasts. I thought that I was about to be killed."
Amy replied, "That's horrible. What did you do?"
Tina said, "Perhaps it was because I was the wrong girl to attack me with a poisoned snake. Perhaps it was luck. I managed to push the sick acting jerk off of me and stepped on the snake."
Amy said, "Writing death porn fantasies about girls never succeed. The girls the death porn fantasy was about will learn about the existence of the porn story. She will seek revenge in the scariest manner possible. She will rewrite the story so that she wins and the death porn attacker is destroyed. That's the way it always ends up."
Tina replied, "Isn't that always the truth."
Tina said, "I'm confident that nobody will kill me because nobody ever managed to kill me in the past. Trying to kill me is an act of futility."
Amy said, "Thank Goddess for the power of feminism."
Tina Fey spotted Captain Creep and she picked up a nearby crowbar. Amy spotted Captain Creep and she picked up a lead pipe. Tina attacked Captain Creep with the crowbar. Amy attacked Captain Creep with the lead pipe. Captain Creep tried to escape from the two women without success. He may need to kill them both in self defense.
Captain Creep was knocked to the ground by Tina's crowbar attack while Amy pounded him with her lead pipe. Captain Creep lay on his back and tried to block Tina's crowbar attack without success. Tina smiled with joy as she kept attacking with her crowbar.
Captain Creep kicked Amy in the stomach and she lay down in a crumpled heap. Tina kept attacking with her crowbar as Amy slowly scrambled to her feet. Captain Creep picked up the lead pipe and prepared himself to attack and kill Tina with it.
Captain Creep attacked Amy with the lead pipe before he attacked Tina with the same lead pipe. Tina dropped her crowbar as Amy fell back down again in anguish and pain. Tina tried to escape justice before Captain Creep succeeds in killing her. Captain Creep punched Tina and she fell forward and lay unmoving face down while Amy lay unmoving face up.
Amy Poehler was groggy, but still alive. However, she was much too groggy to continue the chase. Which meant that Tina Fey was forced to chase after Captain Creep all by herself with intent to either murder him or get herself murdered by him.
Tina grabbed Captain Creep from behind and tried to strangle him from behind. Tina's breasts was pressed on his spine and her vagina pressed on his rear end. Tina smiled as Captain Creep struggled to breathe from Tina's violent attack.
Tina said as she strangled her victimizer from behind, "You're not so tough anymore. It's a mistake for you to mess with me. You should've hid from me while you had the chance."
The Suspicious Guy said, "You're the one who will suffer if you force me to kill you."
Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina Fey from behind and she released her strangulation grip against Captain Creep. Captain Creep dropped to the ground as Tina stood over him. Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina from behind five more times.
Tina fell face first to the ground and lay face down on the floor unmoving. Captain Parakeet and Captain Creep hugged each other as Tina slowly stood up.
Captain Creep said, "Watch out, Tina isn't dead yet."
Tina said, "You should've tried harder to kill me and now it's too late."
Captain Parakeet said, "Time for me to murder Tina. I don't want to do it, but I have no choice."
Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina in the stomach. Captain Creep stabbed Tina in the stomach. Captain Parakeet kicked Tina before stabbing her between her breasts five times.
Tina buckled forward before Captain Creep stabbed her between her breasts. Tina drooled blood as her vision got blury. Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina between her breasts.
Tina fell backwards to the ground and lay face up on the ground. Blood dripped out of her dying body and formed a puddle of blood under her. Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina between her breasts when her left hand moved. Captain Creep stabbed Tina seven times while Captain Parakeet stabbed Tina eight times. Tina tried to say something, but her throat was filled with blood as her eyes slowly started to close with tears dripping from her eyes. She felt shame and humiliation as her eyes slowly started to close. The dying girl slowly stopped breathing.
Tina Fey is no longer alive. Tina Fey is legally dead. And after killing Tina Fey, Captain Creep came looking for Amy Poehler, but didn't find her. And that was the moment that Captain Creep realized that Amy Poehler escaped justice to live and fight another time. But still, he managed to murder Tina Fey so one successful murder attack out of two isn't bad. Captain Creep returned to Captain Parakeet and the two hugged for a few minutes longer next to the legally dead body of Tina Fey which lay unmoving on the ground.
******
It was late and night and they were fifty cents short. Ali Lohan and her sister Lindsay Lohan were standing outside a Burger King Restaurant when Cuban Taxi Cab Man approached. His taxi cab was parked nearby while the two women were facing a long walk back to the Dandilion Hotel.
Cuban Taxi Cab Man said, "Do you girls need a lift back home. I'll give you a ride for free."
Lindsay said, "No thank you. I'll walk."
Still sitting in the backset of the taxi cab, Drunk Lad said, "That's ok, the blonde chick can sit with me. The Blonde Chick and I can have a wrestling match to the death in the backseat of a speeding car. I'm cool with that."
Cuban Taxi Cab Man said, "I was going to show the two girls my place first before wresting matches to the death is done in the back seat of my taxi cab."
Lindsay said, "It's a really nice officer, but I must decline."
Ali said, "You sick perverts really need some therepy."
Cuban Taxi Cab Man said, "Fine with me. If you want somebody else employed by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse to have a wrestling match to the death against the Blonde chick in the backseat of a car, that's fine by me. I just want bragging rights to killing the Blonde chick."
Lindsay said, "You two perverts really need to get going."
And so Cuban Taxi Cab Man got back inside his taxi cab and dove off."
Lindsay said, "We need to start walking back to the Dandilion Hotel before the Cuban Taxi Cab Man behind the wheel and Drunk Lad in the back seat grabs me and forces me into a wrestling match to the death complete with sharp knives and ends my life."
Ali said, "You go on ahead, I lost my phone and it might be in the women's bathroom of the restaurant. I need to retrieve it. If I'm not walking alongside you five minutes from now, it' probably means that a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Pervert Serial Killer is ending my life."
Lindsay said, "Then I need to assist you in finding the cell phone."
Ali said, "You need to stand guard against the Cuban Taxi Cab Man instead."
Lindsay said, "I'll do so reluctantly. Be quick."
And so Ali Lohan walked towards the Restaurant. However, to enter the Restaurant, she needed to use an alley that isn't brightly lit in the dark night and could have Girl Killing, Woman Hating Pervert Serial Killers waiting to kill her.
Ali Lohan heard a sound. Her long hair swung in her face as she turned around. Nothing. And with a shrug, Ali Lohan continued to walk towards the Burger King Restaurant in search for her cell phone in the women's bathroom. The Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse only has less than five minutes to kill Ali Lohan before she's rescued and reinforced by her sister Lindsay Lohan.
Hallway Man followed Ali Lohan into the Restaurant only to be surrounded by twenty-six Dandilion Girls. Ali Lohan smiled with joy.
Ali said, "I never lost my cell phone. I had a feeling that you were nearby. I needed to stay alive long enough to reach this secret rendezvous."
Hallway Man said, "Setting up an ambush against me is a serious crime. I'll be forced to kill you as punishment for your failed ambush attack."
Ali said, "All twenty-six Dandilion Girls are still alive and you can't kill me until they all die."
Hallway Man stabbed Dandilion Girl between her breasts and she lay down on the floor dead.
Hallway Man said, "Correction, I have twenty-five Dadilion Girls to kill before I get to kill you."
Ali said, "I get the feeling that I'm going to escape punishment to live and fight against you another day. I'm much more driven to succeed than you can possibly imagine."
Dandilion Girl #2 snuck behind Hallway Man. He spun around to stab Dandilion Girl #2 between her breasts. The dying girl lay down on the floor in a splatter of blood.
Hallway Man said, "I still need to kill you. If killing you leads to my doom, then so be it."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #3 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy continued, "Girls who are ruthless and determined only makes more interesting targets for me to murder."
Ali Lohan said, "Or you could get some psychiatric treatment instead. It's not too late."
Hallway Guy sliced open Dandilion Girl #4's throat and she lay down on the floor and died.
Hallway Guy said, "There's nothing wrong with wanting to punch a girl in the face every now and then. Girls who don't want to get punched in the face are the crazy ones."
Ali said, "I'll rearrange your face if you try to punch me around."
Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #5 in the face before stabbing her between her breasts. The dying girl lay down on the floor and stopped breathing.
Hallway Guy said, "I'll do whatever damn want."
Ali said, "You can do whatever you want as long as I'm not involved in it."
Hallway Guy said, "I'll do with you whatever I damn please and you'll be helpless to stop me."
Hallway Guy strangled Dandilion Girl #6 and say lay down dead.
Ali said, "Go ahead and keep talking like a sexist girl hating creep. I'll get the upper hand. I'm not going to be some airhead bimbo who always gets punched around and physically abused every single night. I'm a strong woman and I'm better than this."
Hallway Guy strangled Dandilion Girl #6 and say lay down dead.
Ali said, "Go ahead and keep talking like a sexist girl hating creep. I'll get the upper hand. I'm not going to be some airhead bimbo who always gets punched around and physically abused every single night. I'm a strong woman and I'm better than this."
Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #7 in the face before he tossed her through a nearby window. She died halfway in the dinning room and halfway out. She died from being impaled on the jagged broken glass of the damaged window.
Hallway Guy said, "You're my possession to do with as I please. If I want to punch you around like a rag doll every single night, then I'll do it. If I want to kill you to prevent you from escaping, then I'll do that too."
Ali said, "Oh my GOD, only a sick creep would talk like that."
Hallway Guy said, "Was I suppose to just stand there and allow the Dandilion Girls to actually succeed in their crimes. Criminals need to be punished. The only way to punish the guilty is to kill them. The Dandilion Girls are criminals. Therefore, they must be punished by getting killed."
Ali said, "I'm getting tired of being talked down to in that manner."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #8 and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "Your opinion won't matter the second you're punished and killed."
Ali said, "You need to get close enough to punish and kill me."
Hallway Guy strangled Dandilion Girl #9 and she lay down dead.
Ali tried to leave.
Hallway Guy said, "Oh no you don't."
He grabbed Ali Lohan by the arm and tossed her against a table. Dandilion Girl #10 raced to defend Ali only to be stabbed between her breasts. Dandilion Girl #10 lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "We're not finished talking."
Ali said, "I didn't know there was anything left to say."
Hallway Guy said, "Oh no you don't."
He grabbed Ali Lohan by the arm and tossed her against a table. Dandilion Girl #10 raced to defend Ali only to be stabbed between her breasts. Dandilion Girl #10 lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "We're not finished talking."
Ali said, "I didn't know there was anything left to say."
Hallway Guy said, "There's plenty for us to talk about."
Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #11 in the face before slicing open her throat. She lay down on the floor dead.
Ali said, "What do you want to talk about?"
Hallway Guy said, "We can talk about how you failed to become the last girl standing."
Ali said, "There won't be any last girl standing because the Dandilion Girls isn't going to be wiped out all the way down to zero."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #12 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "There are six killing levels that the Dandilion Girls must go through. More killing levels will be created if more than one Dandilion Girl is left alive. A certain number of Dandilion Girls must die per level until only the last girl standing remain. Those are the rules that must be obeyed."
Ali said, "Rules are made to be broken."
Dandilion Girl #13 attacked only to be strangled to death by the Hallway Guy.
Hallway Guy said, "You are not allowed to break the rules of combat when fighting me to the death. Violating those rules can only be punished by having the rule breaking girl murdered."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #14 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Ali said, "And yet I'm still standing here and arguing with you."
Hallway Guy said, "That can be changed once I murder you."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #15 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Ali said, "Ok, if you don't really want to fall in love with me."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #15 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Ali said, "Ok, if you don't really want to fall in love with me."
Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #16 in the face before kicking her in the stomach. He punched her in the face again and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "I'll never stop loving you."
Ali said, "You got a sick way of showing it."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #17 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "You're mine to do with as I see fit. Don't you dare argue."
Hallway Guy punched Ali in the face.
Ali said, "You're going to regret doing that."
Hallway Guy said, "Oh, I'm so scared. See me shiver in fear. I'm suffering from post tramatic stress disorder because you won't do as I order you to do."
Hallway Guy punched Ali in the face. Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #18 before slicing her throat. Dandilion Girl #18 lay down dead.
Ali said, Don't give me that oppressive guilt trip shit. I'm not in the mood for you goddamn guilt trips. I got enough problems without having guilt trips piled on."
Hallway Guy punched Ali in the face. Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #18 before slicing her throat. Dandilion Girl #18 lay down dead.
Ali said, Don't give me that oppressive guilt trip shit. I'm not in the mood for you goddamn guilt trips. I got enough problems without having guilt trips piled on."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #19 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "Your opinion won't matter when I murder you as punishment for your crimes."
Ali said, "You still can't get close enough to kill me."
Hallway Guy said, "Your opinion won't matter when I murder you as punishment for your crimes."
Ali said, "You still can't get close enough to kill me."
Hallway Guy throttled Dandilion Girl #20 and watched as the living active girl slowly turned into a lifeless dead body.
Hallway Guy said, "I'll get close enough to killing you when I'm finished killing off your private army of Dandilion Girls."
Ali said, "I'm still not impressed that you can successfully murder me."
Hallway Guy said, "I'll get close enough to killing you when I'm finished killing off your private army of Dandilion Girls."
Ali said, "I'm still not impressed that you can successfully murder me."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #21 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "Then I'll need to work harder to prove my point to you."
Ali said, "I seriously doubt it, but you are welcome to make the effort."
Hallway Guy said, "Then I'll need to work harder to prove my point to you."
Ali said, "I seriously doubt it, but you are welcome to make the effort."
Hallway Guy punched Dandilion Girl #22 in the face before stabbing her between her breasts. Dandilion Girl #22 lay down dead. Hallway Guy punched Ali in the face.
Hallway Guy said, "I got close enough to give you a black eye."
Ali replied, "That's all you'll ever give me."
Hallway Guy said, "I got close enough to give you a black eye."
Ali replied, "That's all you'll ever give me."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #23 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "Hold on a few more seconds and I'll give you a more proper punishment."
Ali said, "I'd rather escape justice instead."
Hallway Guy said, "Hold on a few more seconds and I'll give you a more proper punishment."
Ali said, "I'd rather escape justice instead."
Hallway Guy stabbed Dandilion Girl #24 between her breasts and she lay down dead.
Hallway Guy said, "You don't get to escape."
Ali said, "Sorry, but this conversation is over. Time for me to escape to live another day."
Hallway Guy strangled Dandilion Girl #25 to death before stabbing Dandilion Girl #16 between her breasts. All twenty-six Dandlion Girls following Ali Lohan is legally dead. Her ambush failed with all of her Dandilion Girl followers getting killed. Ali raced out of the restaurant with Hallway Guy in close behind. Ali saw her sister Lindsay and tried to catch up.
Hallway Guy said, "You don't get to escape."
Ali said, "Sorry, but this conversation is over. Time for me to escape to live another day."
Hallway Guy strangled Dandilion Girl #25 to death before stabbing Dandilion Girl #16 between her breasts. All twenty-six Dandlion Girls following Ali Lohan is legally dead. Her ambush failed with all of her Dandilion Girl followers getting killed. Ali raced out of the restaurant with Hallway Guy in close behind. Ali saw her sister Lindsay and tried to catch up.
Hallway Guy must murder Ali Lohan before she catches up with her sister Lindsay Lohan.
Hallway Guy grabbed Ali Lohan from behind. She tried to squirm free, but his grip was much too strong. Ali Lohan realized that she was about to be murdered and she can't do anything to save herself from getting herself killed off.
Ali Lohan was pulled to the cement sidewalk. She tried to crawl from under Hallway Guy, but he kept pulling her back below her. She lay on the sidewalk face down and he lay on her face down with an iron grip against her.
Ali Lohan found herself sobbing in pain and feeling ashamed and humiliated as Hallway Guy stabbed her five times.
Hallway Guy stabbed Ali Lohan ten more times when she moved one of her fingers.
Ali said with blood flowing from her mouth, "You have defeated me. It was wrong for me to oppose you. Time for me to die as punishment for my sins."
Hallway Guy said, "I knew you'd learn the truth sooner or later."
Ali said with blood flowing from her mouth, "You have defeated me. It was wrong for me to oppose you. Time for me to die as punishment for my sins."
Hallway Guy said, "I knew you'd learn the truth sooner or later."
Ali Lohan closed her eyes and she died. Ali Lohan is legally dead.
******
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag was playing checkers by himself when he looked up. Jennifer Lawrence was standing next to the table that Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag was seated in front of. Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag smiled. Jennifer Lawrence smiled.
Jennifer said, "Checkers is more interesting when it's between two people."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "I can't speak to you. We're mortal enemies. I must murder you in order as punishment for not surrendering for incarceration as punishment for your crimes."
Jennifer said, "I'd rather play checkers with you instead."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "I'm still not convinced that playing checkers with you is better than killing you off. Can I kiss you first?"
Jennifer said, "Let's play checkers first instead."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "But I really want to kiss you since we're not going to fight against each other to the death."
Jennifer said, "But I'm not going to kiss you in return. Sorry, but you're not my type."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag asked, "What is your type."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "My type is somebody who doesn't look, talk, dress or smell like you."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Well I need a reward if I win our game of checkers?"
Jennifer Lawrence said, "Kiss you would be the most disgusting thing that I would've done. Sorry, but you're just not my type. I won't even shake hands with somebody as disgusting as you."
Jennifer Lawrence continued, "Your reward for winning the game of checkers is the chance to keep playing checkers game after checkers game until I win so I won't have to do anything sexual with a disgusting loser like you."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Let's play sixteen separate game of checkers. If I win at least one game of checkers, then you must do everything that I order you to---Even f that means getting murdered, being incarcerated as punishment and being sexual with me. If you win all sixteen games of checkers, then I must do whatever you ask me to do. However, if you lose even one game, then you must lie down in submissive defeat. And if I want you to stop breathing and be bound with rope and be gagged, then you must do that too."
Jennifer thought it over before saying, "That's hardly a fair agreement. It's fixed in favor of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "That hardly matter if the Dandilion Girls are better than the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "I'll agree to it if it's the best way to destroy and punish girl hating jerks like you. It will be a pleasure to defeat and destroy you forever."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Oh you wish you had the ability to kill me."
Eugene Mlvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Let's start our game of checkers."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "You go first."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, 'Why won't you sit down."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "I'd rather stand."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "You can't play checkers standing up. You can only play checkers sitting down. And you already agreed so we must go ahead and do it. Girls must fulfill all agreements and promises while guys can break all agreements and promises at any time."
Jennifer said, "I'll play checkers standing up."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "I can't play checkers with a girl who's standing up."
Jennifer said, 'I can't play checkers with a fool who procrastinates."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Well there was supposed to be something really huge and spectacular, but it's your fault that I chickened out."
Jennifer Lawrence asked, "How is it my fault that you promised something really huge and spectacular only to chicken out when asked to follow through with your empty promises."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag started to clap his hands into her ear and said, "When the hands start to clap, your mouth goes shut."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "Go to Hell you stupid piece of shit. You never answered my question. Why is it my fault that you keep making empty promises of something really huge and spectacular and never follow through with your empty promises?"
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Can we play checkers now?"
Jennifer Lawrence said, "I guess we can play checkers."
Euguene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Good. Now sit down on a chair so we can play checkers."
Jennifer Lawrence said, "I'm playing checkers standing up goddamn it."
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag said, "Ok fine, you already won fifteen games and we don't have to kiss, hold hands or anything else that's sexual."
Jennifer replied, "That's the answer I'm looking for."
And so Jennifer Lawrence sat down.
And Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag noticed how pretty Jennifer Lawrence was.
And Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag noticed how voluptuous Jennifer Lawrence was.
And Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag loved how Jennifer Lawrence's lipstick sparkled in the light.
And Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag who never made sexual contact was feeling so much sexual bliss, that he started to have what appeared to be a heart attack at the age of thirty.
And Jennifer Lawrence stood there and watched as thirty year old Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag started to suffer a heart attack.
Jennifer Lawrence started to smile while Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag was suffering a heart attack at the age of thirty. She didn't dial 911 for help or assistance. She just stood there and watched as he fell to the ground in convulsions.
The game of checkers never got started. It was only a prologue to something bigger and better that Melvin Eugene Snodgrass Snotrag was never allowed to be a part of because he's too nerdy to be a part of the bigger and better event.
And the world got darker and Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag swore to GOD that he saw Jennifer Lawrence actually come close to smiling.
Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag tried to rise, but then his favorite television show finally got to the point of what it was trying to accomplish. And that could only happen if and when Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag was dying and on his way out.
And that was the day that Jennifer Lawrence murdered Eugene Melvin Snodgrass Snotrag. And all she had to do was being her usual pretty self.
******
Mia Wasikowska replied, "All the fashion shows as been a disappointment. It's sad when the mens clothing is more interesting to look at then the women's clothing. Unless somebody was expecting the entire women gender to become extinct, creating women's clothing that women actually wants to wear might actually be the best policy."
Claire said, "Too bad the fashion designer isn't listening to whatever we're trying to tell him."
Mia said, "You can't force an idiot to express intelligence."
Kate Hudson said, "Somebody should kick the shit out of the fashion designer who designed women's clothes for this fashion show."
Kristen Stewart said, "Oh yeah, but which of us will make the effort?"
Kristen said, "I won't kick the shit out of the fashion designer without assistance. I'm not doing it alone. I'll want three other girls taging along with me."
Kristen said, "Some of us five girls should draw straws or roll dice."
Mary Kate Olsen said, "We can send Claire Danes and Mia Wasikowska to kill the Fashion Designer."
Kate said, "Well that's an idea I never considered."
Kristen said, "I'll go for it."
Kristen said, "Maybe they were hoping for one of us three girls to kill the Fashion Designer instead."
Kate said, "I'm much too comfortable to make the effort."
Claire said, "Mia and I can always attempt to kill the Fashion Designer with a car bomb later. Let's try to enjoy this lost cause of a fashion show while we can." Claire released a groan before she reluctantly added, "Ok, I'll see what I can do about killing the Fashion Designer."
And so Claire Danes walked away from Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Hudson, Kristen Stewart, Claire Danes, Mia Wasikowska and right past Thug #1 and his constant non-stop hand clapping where hand clapping doesn't really fit in. She warmly greeted Christina Ricci.
Claire looked at Thug #1 as he constantly kept clapping at a moment when hand clapping wasn't needed. She asked with a frown, "What the fuck is that weirdo doing?"
Christina said, "That damn fool wanted to win the hand clapping game of one upmanship and who am I to compete against the master genius of hand clapping at times when hand clapping isn't needed. Hey, if Thug #1 wants to make a fool of himself, then he should be allowed to do so."
Claire asked, "Do I need to stand there and watch it happen?"
Christina said, "That damn fool is supposed to be better than us, so I guess we have no choice."
Gwyneth asked, "So what are we doing today. It can't be watching fashion at this fashion show because the Fashion Designer doesn't know how to design clothing for women."
Claire said, "Actually, I was going to murder the Fashion Designer for incompetence."
Christina said, "We should murder Thug #1 to stop him from clapping at times when hand clapping isn't needed or wanted."
Eugenia said, "One thing at a time. The Fashion Designer needs to die first."
Gwyneth said, "We need to stick together anyway just in case."
Claire said, "So which of us four girls gets first crack at killing the Fashion Designer."
Eugenia said, "All four of us girls should attack and kill the Fashion Designer all at once."
Claire said, "Better Eugenia first than me."
Christina said, "Good luck lady. Don't get murdered."
Eugenia asked, "Why do I always get stuck in these messes."
And so Eugenia Silva walked past Thug #1 who was too busy hand clapping when hand clapping wasn't necessary just to win the hand clapping game of one upmanship and failed to kill Eugenia when he had the chance. Eugenia looked at Thug #1 with a smirk as she walked towards the Fashion Designer from behind with a sharp knife hidden in her purse.
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "You don't have to design dresses for Dandilion Girls if you don't want to."
Eugenia walked closer behind the Fashion Designer.
Eugenia walked closer behind the Fashion Designer with a smirk on her face.
The Fashion Designer said, "Oh GOD, I wish that were true."
Eugenia was seconds away from launching a murder attack against the Fashion Designer.
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Sure, help yourself."
Eugenia said, "You have defeated me."
Eigenia lay down on the floor and died. Eugenia Silva is legally dead.
******
Claire Danes looked at Gwyneth Paltrow and Christina Ricci.Claire Danes said, "Well, I guess it's my turn."
Gwyneth Paltrow said, "Good luck. Don't get yourself murdered."
Christina said, "Don't take any foolish unnecessary risks."
Claire said, "I'll do what I can."
Claire Danes took a deep breath as she walked past Thug #1. Thug #1 was so busy trying to win the handclapping in an area and a time when handclapping isn't needed game of oneupmanship to be bothered actually killing the girl. Claire walked past the clueless Thug #1 and stood behind the Fashion Designer as she pulled out a knife from her purse. Claire took another deep breath as she raised her knife in attack formation.
The Fashion Designer said, "You can wash the sewing needles."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "But will the blood really wash off the knitting needles?"
Claire crept closer behind the Fashion Designer. She walked over Eugenia Silva's dead body with a frown on her face.
The Fashion Designer said, "Of course soap and water is used. What else is used?"
Claire said, "Oh My GOD, I can't believe I actually have to listen to this conversation. Do you creeps brain damaged or something?"
Claire said, "Well the only way I'm going to leave this conversation would be to kill me." She pulled out a knife and added, "I'm the one who's doing all the killing around here."
Claire attacked Yarn Knitting Lad with her knife. The Fashion Designer only had a few seconds to murder Claire before Yarn Knitting Lad is killed.
Kate Hudson approached Gwyneth Paltrow and Christina Ricci.
Kate said, "I ordered you girls to kill the Fashion Designer. How hard can it be to kill a fool who doesn't know how to design women's clothing. The fool shouldn't be this difficult to murder."
Gwyneth said, "Don't worry boss, the Fashion Designer is going to die soon enough."
Christina said, "I'm going to kill that idiotic Fashion Designer myself or die trying."
Gwyneth said, "Good luck."
Kate said, "Don't screw up like Eugenia Silva and Claire Danes screwed up."
The Fashion Designer said, "There are my knitting needles." He picked up his knitting needles. The Fashion Designer added, "Hey, what happened to Claire Danes?"
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "You murdered Claire Danes."
The Fashion Designer said, "What a pity. She was a very pretty girl."
Christina Ricci walked behind Yarn Knitting Lad and the Fashion Designer with her knife ready to kill at any second (Unless she's murdered first).
The Fashion Designer said, "That doesn't mean that I can't feel pity for what I've done."
Christina smiled as she crept closer with her knife ready in stealth attack position.
The Fashion Designer said, "Your problem is that you didn't read enough Dandilion Girl Propaganda. You could learn a lot from Dandilion Girl Propoganda."
Yarn Knitting Lad faced Christina Ricci and asked, "Are you going to attack us or are you just going to stand here looking like you want to attack us."
Christina said, "So much for the element of surprise."
Christina said, "Well keep dreaming because I'm not planning on dying anytime soon."
The Fashion Designer said, "If you have a problem with the way I design women skirts, just let me know and I'll figure out a solution."
The Fashionn Designer said, "Perhaps we should talk it over some coffee and dinner. I'm sure we can reach a proper compromise."
Christina said, "I would rather kill you instead."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Don't talk to the girl. Just murder her."
The Fashion Designer said, "I'm going for a retro design for my blouse clothing line."
Christina Ricci said, "You're going for a one way trip to the graveyard at the rate you're going."
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Just kill her godddamn it."
The Fashion Designer said, "Kill her yourself. I'm trying to figure out how to improve my women's clothing line and accessories."
The Fashion Designer said, "I'm going for a science fiction space opera meets comic book super-heroes meets post nuclear apocalyptic, American Southwest meets Australian outback with a little bit of 1960's era British popular music on the side."
Christina Ricci said, "The purse design is a hopelessly disorganized mess. You clearly can't pick out a theme and actually stay with it. Forget about killing you. You're not worth being killed."
Christina Ricci walked away.
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "Look at what you've done. The Dandilion Girl is getting away."
The Fashion Designer said, "What do you want me to do about it?"
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "I want you to kill her goddamn it!"
Meanwhile, on the twentieth floor, the Fashion Designer who refuse to chase after her and refused to let Yarn Knitting Lad leave the room said, "I'm a failure. I can't design any more clothes anymore."
The Fashion Designer accidently dropped his sewing machine out of the twentieth floor window and directly on top of Christina Ricci. Christina Ricci died when a sewing machine landed on top of her and cracked her skull apart. Chrisina Ricci is legally dead.
The Fashion Designer was in a state of panic. He raced down stairs to the first floor and out of the building. He tried to pick up the sewing machine, he tripped over a rock, fell backwards and dropped the sewing machine on Christina Ricci's skull a second time with a more devestating crack of human bone. The Fashion Designer didn't dare remove the sewing machine a second time because he didn't want to see what he did to Christina Ricci's skull.
The Fashion Designer tried to returned to the Fashion Show without Christina Ricci. And he was so carried away with his latest dress design, that he wasn't looking where he was going. The Fashion Designer ran into Evan Rachel Wood. Her breasts were pressed against his chest and her lips were only inches away from his face. He tried to walk backwards, but Evan Rachel grabbed his left arm.
Evan Rachel said with a flirt smile, "Where are you going?"
The Fashon Designer said, "I'm returning to the Fashion Show."
Evan Rachel said, "Why bother. All the dresses you design suck. Your dress designs are so stupid that it makes me want to murder you."
Yarn Knitting Lad was frantic as he raced back into the fashion show only to spot the Fashion Designer still outside the building. Not with Christina Ricci, but with Evan Rachel Wood. However, Yarn Knitting Lad was too far away to murder Evan Rachel. So now Yarn Knitting Lad must exit the Fashion Show Building yet again to kill Evan Rachel before she kills the Fashion Designer.
Evan Rachel continued, "Honestly, would've allowed you to live if you design at least one dress that an actual woman actually wants to wear. But since your mens clothing is better than your women's clothing, I have more of a reason to kill you."
Evan Rachel still grabbed his left arm and pulled his left arm against her voluptuous breasts with a wide smile on her face. He tried to pull his left arm free, but her grip was much too strong. And it looked as if Evan Rachel might actually succeed in killing him.
Evan Rachel said, "Apologies won't work. I need you dead as punishment for desgning stupid looking dresses for women to wear."
Evan Rachel pulled herself even closer to the Fashion Designer.
The Fashion Designer asked, "Are you trying to kill me or make love to me?"
The Fashion Designer said, "At least I'll have a good time before dying."
Evan Rachel replied, "There you go. That's the spirit."
Evan Rachel said, "Talk is cheap. Let's just get started with this."
The Fashion Designer pulled away from Evan Rachel and walked towards Claire Danes' dead body and the shovel under the corpse.
Evan Rachel said, "Forget the shovel and make love to me while I kill you."
The Fashion Designer said, "I need to bury Christina Ricci's dead body first. And I'll need to bury Claire Danes dead body too."
Evan Rachel Wood is no longer alive. Evan Rachel Wood is legally dead.
Yarn Knitting Lad finally reached the Fashion Designer.
Yarn Knitting Lad said, "You killed the girl. That's good. I was worried for a bit."
The Fashion Designer said, "I don't understand what happened. I never really wanted to kill her, but she died anyway."
******
And so the two women met in the garden. And there was a question that was burning in Anne Hathaway's head.
Kate Hudson looked out of the window before spinning to face Gwyneth Paltrow and said, "Hey look, the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad are escaping by car. But they're escaping in the wrong car and I don't know how to rig the wrong car the right way fast enough. I guess we'll just have to let them survive and we'll just fight them another day.
Gwyneth Paltrow, "Even worse is that some pretty talented Dandilion Girls are dead and they'll never be resurrected ever again. I hope the Dandilion Girls isn't destroyed forever by the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. I would rather see the sunrise when this long painful night is finished."
Kate said, "Don't worry, the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse are finished. All of them will be murdered one way or the other."
Last chance for the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad to kill both women before they escape the Fashion Show and the Convention Center to live and fight another day. Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow was overjoyed because efforts to murder the two of them kept failing. Gwyneth tripped over her feet and nearly collided into Kate Hudson breasts against breasts and vagina against vagina. Gwyneth regained her footing and prevented her from doing so. Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow got to survive to live and fight another day once again.
Last chance for the Fashion Designer and Yarn Knitting Lad to kill both women before they escape the Fashion Show and the Convention Center to live and fight another day. Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow was overjoyed because efforts to murder the two of them kept failing. Gwyneth tripped over her feet and nearly collided into Kate Hudson breasts against breasts and vagina against vagina. Gwyneth regained her footing and prevented her from doing so. Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow got to survive to live and fight another day once again.
And so Kate Hudson walked one direction towards the hopeless disaster that's supposed to be a Fashion Show....
...While Gwyneth Paltrow walked towards the door to her automobile towards her next destination (Which happens to be a movie theater).
And Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't sure how long she'd get to stay alive, but she escaped justice to fight another day. And that alone was good enough for her.
******
And as she escaped justice, Gwyneth Paltrow stopped by at a nearby gambling casino. And she gambled and gambled. And the more she gambled, the more she won. And yeah, she was cheating, but nobody was able to prove it. And with a smirk and a smile, she got wealthy from each and every gambling card game she cheated on. And when she won enough money to support Dandilion Girl activities for the next two decades, Gwyneth Paltrow chose that it was time for her to leave the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Owned Gambling Casino before she was murdered in an unprovoked serial killing attack. However, due to weird Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Owned Gambling Casino rules, if a guy wins tons of money and he dies, none of the money won in the casino reverts to the Dandilion Girls. However, if a Dandilion Girl wins tons of money and she dies, all of the money won in the casino reverts back to the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse.
As Gwyneth Paltrow walked past the consession stand, Clumsy Lad spilled two gallons of ketchup all over Gwyneth's brand new black leather dress.
Gwyneth Paltrow looked at Clumsy Lad with anger and said, "What the Hell? You really are pushing your luck if you're hoping to survive the day without getting killed."
Clumsy Lad said, "Take off the dress and I'll clean it for you."
Gwyneth said, "Never mind, I'll find some other way to clean the dress."
Clumsy Lad said, "I insist on cleaning it. Take off the dress and I'll clean it."
And so Gwyneth Paltrow entered the men's only bathroom to take off her dress. Loser Lad entered the kitchen of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Owned Gambling Casino. Clumsy Lad started to clean the ketchup off of Gwyneth Paltrow's black leather dress.
Loser Lad said, "I have a problem. I have this need to murder every single sexually seductive girl who walks past me wearing only her bra and panties. Just seeing a girl dressed only in her underwear is the trigger I need to kill her off with a kitchen knife."
Clumsy Lad said, "That's horrible. You need psychiatric treatment. Even though killing girls is fun, safe and consequence free, it's still a horrible thing to do."
Loser Lad asked, "What are you doing?"
Clumsy Lad said, "I'm cleaning ketchup off of Gwyneth Paltrow's dress. And Gwyneth Paltrow is a sexually seductive girl who is easy to murder in a safe consequence free manner."
Gwyneth Paltrow exited the men's only bathroom and into the kitchen dressed only in her bra and panties. She asked, "Did you clean my dress yet or do I need to sue you blind."
Filled with rage and the need to murder Gwyneth Paltrow, Lame Lad reached for a kitchen knife to kill her off with.
Lame Lad said, "I'm in treatment to cure me of the need to murder sexually seductive girls dressed only in their bra and panties. You're not helping."
Gwyneth Paltrow said, "I don't know what your problem is, but I need my dress clean or else I'm suing you two into bankruptcy."
Clumsy Lad said, "Your dress is all clean. It's as good as new."
Gwyneth Paltrow said, "It better be. Thanks for nothing."
Lame Lad still had his left hand on a kitchen knife and he was still tempted to stab her to death with the kitchen knife. However, Lame Lad didn't have the courage to murder Gwyneth Paltrow with the ktchen knife his left hand rested on.
Gwyneth Paltrow entered the men's bathroom and got dressed in her black leather dress. She exited the consession stand portion of the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse Owned Gambling Casino and out of the building. Gwyneth Paltrow escaped justice yet again. Clumsy Lad and Lame Lad lost the chance to murder her in an unprovoked serial klling attack.
******
Anne Hathaway asked, "Do you have any sisters? I mean,do you have any legitimate sisters or any illegitimate sisters?"
Kate Hudson replied, "I have a brother that I hardly have seen since the war errupted between the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse and the Dandilion Girls. It's sad that my own brother Oliver won't even speak to me anymore. The battle of the genders can be rough on family relations."
Anne said, "I'm sorry, I didn't intend to be so intrusive. I was merely curious."
Kate said, "That's ok, I made peace with my rotting family relations a long time ago."
And when Anne Hathaway reached the parking lot, she entered her car and drove off without giving Giraffe Man and Rotting Pork Chum the chance to kill her off.
******
Anne Hathaway entered the Temple of the Sacred Alligator----The holiest of the holy shrines of the Grl Killing, Woman Hating Posse. And Anne brought along Ginnifer Goodwin and Lily Collins along for the ride as backup. And she located the Crystal Alligator easily. And everytime she grabbed the Crystal Alligator, she got chatted up by somebody. And she had to fake disinterest in the Crystal Alligator when she was being chatted up. And she didn't remember anything that was said to her, but she nodded her head and agreed anyway.
So she hid in the women's bathroom while Dwayne Humpty and Dwayne Dumpty started to close in on her. And Anne Hathaway wasn't sure how she was going to survive, because every second could be her last second alive before being murdered in battle by a Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse member. And that thought alone made Anne very nervous.
******
The theft of the Crystal Alligator should've been quick and simple. And when Anne Hathaway didn't show up on schedule, Ginnifer Goodwin abandoned her post to walk towards the emergency rendevoux (Which happened to be the women's restrom. However, before she could reach the destination, she was chatted up by a worshipper of the Crystal Alligator.
And now free of distractions, Ginnifer walked towards the women's bathroom. And if she was being followed by Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members wanting to kill her in a death scene without consequences, Ginnifer wasn't aware of it.
And she reached the wrong women's bathroom. It wasn't the women's bathrom with Anne Hathaway in it. So she checked her makeup and her hair for far longer than was necessary. And if the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse members following her wanted her dead for excessive preening, she wasn't aware of it.
Ginnifer Goodwin exited the wrong women's bathroom and walked towards the correct women's bathroom. She greeted Anne Hathaway in the correct women's bathroom.
Ginnifer asked, "Are you ready."
Anne held up the stolen Crystal Alligator and she said with a wide smile, "I'm ready."
******
Lilly Collins was impatient, so she walked out of Anne's automobile and she walked towards and into the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator. She looked left and right for Anne Hathaway and Ginnifer Goodwin. She wasn't sure if there were any Girl Killing, Woma Hating Posse members following her with intent to kll. For if Lily was aware that her life was in mortal danger of a death without consequences attack against her, she wasn't aware. And far from Anne and Ginnifer, she was easily in a position to be the first of the three to die.
Anne Hathaway and Gnnifer Goodwin arrived just as Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum was about to strangle Lily from behind. And the three women exited the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator with the stolen Crystal Alligator Talisman. And without the Crystal Alligator Talisman, the worshippers of the Crystal Alligator had nobody to pray to. And chaos errupted causing the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator to fall apart. And the car drove off. Anne, Ginnifer and Lily escaped justice to live and fight against the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse for another day.
Ginnifer Goodwin was let off at the Dandilion Shopping Mall. Emilie de Ravin, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Morrison, and Meghan
Ory were planning a girls night out at the Dandilion Shopping Mall.
Jennifer Morrison asked, "So how did the heist go? was the Crystal Alligator stolen?"
Ginnifer Goodwin replied, "The Crystal Alligator has been stolen and it's safely in the Dandilion Club. We have nothing to worry about. The Dandlion Girls plan to destroy the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse is progressing normally."
Emilie said, "I certainly hope that we destroy more than the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator. What happens if there's more than one Shrine of the Crystal Alligator."
Ginnifer Goodwin said, "There was a basement level and nobody explored it."
Jennifer Morrison said, "Oh great, there could be a second Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator below the official Shrine of the Crystal Alligator that needs to be destroyed too. All the Girl Killing, Woman Hating Posse has to do is steal back the Crystal Aligator and the official Shrine of the Crystal Alligator can be restored back to normal using the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator as a backup generator against the Dandilion Girls."
Emilie said, "Relax, I'm sure we can do something to destroy the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator so that this won't be a problem."
Meghan said, "I'll destroy the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator."
Jennifer said, "I'll come along to help you out."
Meghan said, "I can destroy the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator without assistance. Thanks anyway. I got a plan that will work perfectly."
And so Meghan Ory exited the Dandilion Shopping Mall.
And she walked into her car and she entered it. She drove to what's left of the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator. She walked through the ruins looking for the door to the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator to make sure it's destroyed and destroy it if it isn't destroyed.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum cried out, "Don't you dare destroy the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator."
Meghan said, "So it does exist. And now I know where to find it. Soon I'll destroy it too."
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum said, "Then I must kill you to defeat your evil scheme."
Meghan swung her crowbar against him before she said, "You'll never kill me in time to save the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator."
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum tried to reach for a remote control device while lying down on the ground. His fingers was too far away from the remote control device as he lay face down.
Emilie de Ravin, Ginnifer Goodwin and Jennifer Morrison waited for Meghan Ory to return, but she never did. And despite being safe in the Dandilion Shopping Mall, Emilie, Ginnifer and Jennifer drove to the ruins of the Shrine of the Crystal Alligator to find the door to the Basement Shrine of the Crystal Alligator.
Emilie said, "Fan out girls. That basement door has to be somewhere around here."
Ginnifer said, "Meghan Ory's death will be avenged."
Jennifer said, "I should've came along to help out Meghan. Now I'll murder the creep who killed her. That much is a promise."
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum followed Ginnifer Goodwin and was prepared to strangle her to death if she found the basement door.
Ginnifer Goodwin failed to find the basement door. There was never a good moment to murder her. And it looked as if she was going to escape justice yet again.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum followed Emilie de Ravin and was prepared to strangle her to death if she found the basement door.
Emilie de Ravin failed to find the basement door. There was never a good moment to murder her. And it looked as if she was going to escape justice yet again.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum followed Jennifer Morrison and was prepared to strangle her to death if she found the basement door.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum snuck behind Jennifer Morrison with intent to murder her as she struggled to find a way to remove the girl killing force field. Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum was still too far away to murder Jennifer Morrison.
Jennifer Morrison tried to remove the force field, but the strangulationg grip around her neck was much too strong for her to squirm away from.
And that was the moment that Jennifer Morrison died. Jennifer Morrison limp lifeless corpse fell to the ground. Jennifer Morrison is legally dead. But it wasn't over. There are two more Dandilion Girls left to murder. Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum really wanted to kill Emilie de Ravin and Ginnifer Goodwin, However, Lisa Kudrow stood in the way. And as Emilie de Ravin and Ginnifer Goodwin raced into their car to turn on the ignition, his efforts to walk around Lisa Kudrow was hindered when she kept insisting on standing in front of him.
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum said, "Come on lady, please stand aside."
Lisa Kudrow replied, "The only way I'm going to stand aside is if somebody kills me. Otherwise, it looks as if Emilie de Ravin and Ginnfier Goodwin is going to escape justice without getting killed."
And he stabbed Lisa Kudrow between her breasts as the car that Emilie de Ravin and Ginnfier Goodwin were inside drove off. He stabbed Lisa Kudrow between her breasts a second time."
Lisa Kudrow said, "Fine, I'll step aside if you want."
Myrmecophaga Tridactyla Chum said, "It's too late. Now I must murder you."
Lisa Kudrow looked at her murderer blankly before she lay down on the ground dead. Lisa Kudrow is no longer alive. Lisa Kudrow is legally dead.
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