EMMA WATSON AND THE GREAT FLOOD OF TURKEY AND IRAQ (FILMED ON LOCATION IN NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA)

You heard about the story of the Great Flood.  It's found in chapters six to nine in the Book of Genesis in the Old Testament of the Holy Bible.  Noah (The Citizens of Mesopotamia aka Iraq called him Utnapishtim) was 350 years old when the flood began and was 950 years old when he died.  In the Mesopotamian story the Epic of  Gilgamesh,  Utnapishtim was granted immortality by the GODS as a reward for his service in saving the entire human race and all species of animals (Except for dinosaurs) from the great flood that covered the entire planet.  Two of each animal was placed in a giant boat called the arc.  Some people believe the actual Arc that Noah lived on can be found on a mountain top in Turkey.  Whatever the case may be, Emma Watson has been casted to do a film adaptation of Noah.  The Story of Noah also appeared in the film The Bible: In the Beginning (Which never produced the anticipated sequel) and the comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty entitled Evan Almighty (Which turned out to be a box office flop of epic proportions.  The film director Tom Shadyac went bankrupt, attempted suicide by trying to get run over by an eight wheeled truck, survived with brain damage and is last seen living in a trailer park making twenty minute documentary films about I'm not sure what.).  Emma Watson is dressed in Ancient Middle Eastern costume and is ready to ride a giant boat that doubles as a zoo.  Emma Watson is going to get paid regardless if Noah turned out to be a success or a flop, but she would rather that everybody see the film Noah when it gets released in theaters.  After all, Emma Watson discovered that wearing Ancient Middle Eastern women's clothing is fun and she wants to be in the sequel to Noah.