IT'S A BUSY DAY FOR AMBER HEARD

Amber Heard won the Miss San Antonio beauty pagent.  She celebrated her win by having sex with the first paroled ex-convict that she came across while working full time as a stripper in the black ghetto of San Antonio, Texas.  She did sexual position that she didn't even know ever existed.

Afterwerds, her wealthy billionaire father called her on her smart phone.  Amber Heard was needed to promote a new perfume for women called Guess for Girls Perfume.  It was an advertisement promotion that lasted for a few weeks.  She was so busy selling women's perfume, that she forgot about her one night stand.  There were rumors that her one night stand got beaten to a pulp and might be lying dead somewhere in an unknown junkyard in Mexico.  I'm not sure what the moral of the story is (Or if there ever was a moral for this story in the first place).  If the Gentle Reader can figure out what the moral of this story happens to be, make sure that I know about it.