NO SEXUALLY SEDUCTIVE SUPERMODEL WOMEN CELEBRITIES HELPED BATMAN FIGHT CRIME IN PETOSKEY, MICHIGAN

Today isn't a good day for Mark Wayne Williams, AKA Batman.  You see, the Petoskey Police Department was looking for a Fugitive Criminal.  The Fugitive Criminal was so good at hiding, that police dogs was needed to track down his scent.  In comes Mark Wayne Williams dressed up like Batman.  He offered to help solve the crime with his super-powered intellegence super-powers while dressed in his colorful action costume super-suit.  However, he kept throwing off the scent of the police dogs that Mark Wayne Williams was unintentionally helping the Fugitve Criminal escape justice and is still at large.  Furious at Mark Wayne Williams unintentionally obstructing justice, that he was arrested and had his colorful action costume super-suit confiscated.  Naturally, Mark Wayne Williams had a spare change of clothes so he won't have to wear a bright orange prison jumpsuit instead.  After posting bail, a court room date was chosed for later this month.  I'm not sure how long Mark Wayne Williams aka Batman will spend in jail if he's found guilty.