THE REINVENTION OF VANILLA ICE

And in other news, lily white Caucasian rap music performer Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice is about to debut a brand new television series Vanilla Ice Goes Amish in which Vanilla Ice learns how to become an Amish farmer from an actual Amish farmer.  Don't ask.  Just nod your head and go along with it.  People will put anything on reality television these days.