Friday, May 31, 2013

LEMONADE

I don't drink alcohol.  I needed spell check in order to figure out how to spell it correctly.  But I certainly don't drink much of it.  I prefer non-alcoholic beverages such as lemonade.  And yeah, I needed spellcheck in order to spell that word too.  However, lemonade doesn't produce a hangover.  Lemonade doesn't cause me to act weird and stupid if too much is consumed.  I'll never ruin my life on a lemonade drinking binge.  I won't ruin other people lives, ruin friendships or employment opportunities from drinking too much lemonade.  All in all, lemonade is a rather decent beverage to consume.  Lemonade comes from lemons.  That's it.  End of story.  Pure and simple.  And the simplicity of lemonade is much better than the needlessly messy drama that only alcohol can produce.  And needlessly messy drama is something that I can't afford to have right now.  And so I raise my glass to the wonder and the glory of drinking lemonade.  Cheers.
And as I'm lost in thought while drinking lemonade, here are some photos of Rose McGowan.



 
















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