ROMANCE BEGINS ON MONDAY

Taylor Swift is a very confident woman.  She's wearing the best clothes.  She's driving the best cars.  She's always living in the best houses.  She has the best friends.  And when she goes on vacation, she's always staying in the best hotels.  She never needed to attend the best colleges.  College are for nerds and creepy sex crime offenders and she isn't either of those.  Taylor Swift dropped out of high school and became a wealthy billionaire anyway despite her refusal to get a GED.  High school and GED's are for nerds as far as Taylor Swift is concerned.  Taylor isn't concerned.  New billionaire money will always save her in the end.  And now it's time for Taylor Swift to fall in love and start having sexual intercourse in the coolest falling in love frenzy a woman ever engaged in.