THE PRINCESSES OF WALT DISNEY

 

Good news everybody, Merida is officially the eleventh Princess of the Walt Disney animated cartoon film empire.  And now that Merida (From the Disney/Pixar film Brave) is part of the Disney Princess Line, all she has to do is to start wearing makeup, lose some weight, wear a sparkling dress with excessive decoration that shows off more skin, wear a pushup bra that shows more cleavage, redo her hair so it doesn't look as if she woke up in the morning, lose the bow, lose the arrows, stop acting like a tomboy and wait around for a guy to rescue her instead of seeking out adventure on her own without a guy leading the way.  That's all.  Nothing for Merida to worry about.  Merida has the job as the eleventh Disney Princess of it's Disney Princess Line once she has done all of that.  It shouldn't be that hard to do.

Other Princesses of the Disney Princess Line are...

1.  Snow White (from the film Snow White) based upon the stories Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, The Young Slave, The Glass Coffin,  Sun, Moon, and Talia),

2.  Cinderella (From the film Cinderella) based on the stories Cinderella, Cenerentola, Rhodopis, Ye Xian, The Story of Tấm and Cám, Kongji and Patzzi.  The story of Cinderella was based upon an actual human being named Cordillia who was daughter of Celtic Britton Tribe King Lear.  However, the actual story of Celtic Britton Tribe King Lear and his daughter Cordilia actually had a happy ending with King Lear deposing and killing his evil daughters Goneril and Regan before taking the throne of King of the Celtric Britton Tribe for three more years.  His daughter Cordillia became Queen of the Celtic Britton Tribe for five years beyond that.  Shakespere had a darker tragic ending which probably didn't happen in real life.),

3.  Aurora (from the film Sleeping Beauty),

 4.  Ariel (From the film the Little Meremaid),

5.  Belle (From the film Beauty and the Beast),

 6.  Jasmine or الاميرة ياسمين‎(From the film Aladdin),

7.  Pocahontas (From the film Pocahontas) She's an actual human being who first married Kocoum and later married John Rolf),

8.  Mulan or  花木蘭 (From the film Mulan) from the legend of Hua Mulan in the story Ballad of Mulan),

9.  Tiana (From the film the Princess and the Frog (From the novels The Frog Princess or The Frog Tsarevna, Vasilisa the Wise, Vasilisa the Beautiful, Vasilisa's Doll, The Frog, The Prince Who Married a Frog, The Enchanted Lake and Doll i' the Grass))

10.  Rapunzel (From the film Tangled (From the storys Rapunzel, Rūdāba or Roodabeh, Petrosinella or Parsley  and based upon an actual person named Saint Barbara or Great Martyr Barbara born in the Ancient Roman Empire mid third century and died by decapitation by her own father early fourth century to late third century with a feast day on December 4)).

13.  Future Disney Princesses from the Disney Princess Line will soon feature a brand new addition named Anna (from the upcoming soon to be released Disney film Frozen (From the story The Snow Queen).