Saturday, November 30, 2013

DIDN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH

Amanda Righetti started out in a good mood.  She got to attend the American Society Of Cinematographers 24th Annual Outstanding Achievement Awards.  She didn't get nominated for anything, but she was invited and got to be the center of attention.  And she loved every second of it.














Ah yes, life is great for Amanda Righetti.  The sky is the shade of deep blue.  There isn't a cloud in sight.  The California weather is scorching hot.  And with the sun starting to set, Amanda was in too good of a mood to head home.  So she drove to a public park that's isolated and rarely visited.  She wasn't bothered.  What could go wrong?  Amanda boldly walked deeper into an isolated patch of forest just as her cell phone ran out of battery power.
Amanda Righetti at a plate of spaghetti and she thought she could outrace Jason Vorhees.  She was wrong.  And now Jason Vorhees has grabbed her to be dragged off to who knows where.  If she's lucky she'll be killed quickly.  If she's unlucky, she might be tortured and then killed.  Escape is impossible, but Amanda knew that she has to make the effort.  If only.  If only.  If only.
 
 Good news for Amanda Righetti.  She doesn't get to die nor does she get to be tortured.  She got the chance to live as a permanent house guest of Jason Vorhees after being kidnapped without ransom demand.  And she may never get the chance to step outside Jason Vorhees house ever again after being incarcerated through kidnapping as punishment for not saying yes when he asked her out on a date.  And now she must live with the consequences of her actions.  But hey, at least her punishment for the crime of not saying yes when being asked out is reduced from a death sentence to incarceration through kidnapping.

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