Wednesday, April 30, 2014

THE RETURN OF STAR WARS

J.J. Abrams is holding a conference about what direction the currently in production movie Star Wars Episode VII---Title Unknown will take.  R2D2 is standing behind the conference and taking notes that's dictated to the Droid.  Star Wars Episode VII---Title Unknown takes place thirty-five years after the events in Star Wars Episode VI---Return of the Jedi.  The Sith Lord's have suffered the most catastrophic defeat with crucial power players being wiped out one by one all the way down to zero.  There is nothing left to carry the Sith Lord flame with the Jedi Knight supported Republic allowed to flourish and grow without opposition.  Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, his fraternal twin sister Princess Leia Organa, Chewbacca, C3PO and R2-D2 takes the center stage once again.  Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian is sadly absent from the currently in production movie.
Here are my thoughts regarding the seventh installment (I'm not counting the Ewoks: Caravans of Courage nor am I including The Ewoks:  The Battle for Endor.  Then again, has anybody ever included those two films as being of required cannon history despite being a live action movie with Ewoks in it).
1.  Give Princess Leia Organa Jedi Knight super-powers and her own light saber.  I mean, she's supposed to be Luke Skywalker's fraternal twin sister and the daughter of Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader.  That should've made her worthy of Jedi Knight training alongside Luke Skywalker on Dagobah in Star Wars Episode V---The Empire Strikes Back (Jedi Knights are famous for being sexist and condescending towards women).
2.  Is Wedge Antilles and the Rouge X Wing Squadron going to appear in Wars Episode VII---Title Unknown.
3.  Give Princess Leia Organa Jedi Knight super-powers and her own light saber.
4.  Is Adam Driver going to perform as Jacen Solo aka Darth Caedus or will he perform as a different kind of Sith Lord.  Will he be a Sith Lord Apprentice or a Sith Lord Master (Remember there can only be two.  No more.  No less)?  If Adam Driver is going to be the Sith Lord Apprentice, then who will perform as the Sith Lord Master?  If Adam Driver is going to be the Sith Lord Master, then who will perform as the Sith Lord Apprentice?
Another theory states that Adam Driver was hired to play Captain Thrawn instead of playing Jacen Solo aka Darth Caedus.  Of course, all of this is strictly speculation.  Most people agree that Adam Driver was hired to play an evil sort of somebody in some manner.
5.  Give Princess Leia Organa Jedi Knight super-powers and her own light saber.
6.  Has Andy Serkis (The King of playing deformed CGI villains) been hired to play Jabba The Hutt's successor as king of the Bounty Hunters and Dictator for Life of the Planet Tatooine?  We know that Andy Serkis only plays horrible acting villains so whatever he plays will be on the Sith Lord side of the fence in some form or manner.
7.  Give Princess Leia Organa Jedi Knight super-powers and her own light saber.
Born in England in either 1991 or 1992, Daisy Ridley is a brand new actress hired to play an unknown character in Star Wars Episode VII---Title Unknown.  Daisy Ridley has the potential of being the newest breakout star from the Star Wars movie series franchiseTo be more exact, Daisy Ridley is about to play a Star Wars character who will be frequently compared to Princess Leia Organa and Padmé Amidala




 





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