Tuesday, October 21, 2014

BOBIN RETURNS IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE AND SHE'S A GIRL

There are six versions of Robin---Sidekick of Batman. 
1.  The most popular version (Also called Nightwing):  Dick Greyson
2.  The most hated version that most people would rather see murdered and rot in Hell even though he never did anything to provoke such vengeful hostility (Comic Book Readers actually celebrated the day the poor shmuck got murdered by the Joker in the infamous storyline a Death in the Family):  Jason Todd
3.  The most forgotten:  Tim Drake
4.  The born out of wedlock son that Bruce Wayne forgot about after having sex with Talia al Ghul (Daughter of Ra's al Ghul) :  Damian Wayne
5.  The first female version of Robin:  Caroline Keene "Carrie" Kelley
6.  The second female version of Robin and the third version of Batgirl (Also calls herself the Spoiler) and daughter of Arkham Lunatic Asylum inmate sworn arch enemy Arthur Brown aka the Clue Master (A second rate version of the Riddler) :  Stephanie Brown
Carrie Kelley actually never held the job of Robin in the mainstream DC Universe.  But rather, Carrie Kelley held the job of Robin in a post nuclear apocalyptic alternate reality version of the DC Universe as seen in the classic mini series The Dark Knight Returns before she became Catgirl in the sequel The Dark Knight Strikes Again.  And as long as the DC Universe version of the United States of America was gripped in an oppressive post nuclear apocalyptic dictatorship, Carrie Kelley and Bruce Wayne became close and symbiotic.






 Carrie Kelley lost the job of Robin when the normal mainstream DC Universe was restored and whoever caused the post nuclear apocalyptic nightmare alternate reality timeline was punished and done away with.  That didn't stop Carrie Kelley from being the only person to actually remember the alternate reality post nuclear apocalyptic nightmare alternate reality timeline and seek Bruce Wayne out only to be shocked by his inability to remember her.  How can he?  All the time they spent together has been erased from existence which means they have to start everything over all over again.  Gosh darn the luck.








 

 
Good news folks.  Jena Malone is playing the role of the Carrie Kelley version of Robin in the upcoming film Batman Vs. Superman:  Dawn of Justice.  And as she waits for her copy of the script and her copy of the filming schedule, Jena Malone has red carpet appearances and assorted other Hollywood film actress duties to attend to.  Anyway, the reason why Jena Malone dyed her hair red was to play the role of the Carrie Kelley version of Robin in Batman Vs. Superman:  Dawn of Justice.  However, rumors that Jena Malone has been hired to play the Carrie Kelley version of Robin---Sidekick to the Ben Affleck version of Batman hasn't been officially confirmed and nobody knows what Jena Malone's colorful action costume super-suit as the newest version of Robin will be.

















 





















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