MOUNTAIN

Here is a question for you to answer Gentle Reader.  Is it better to climb a mountain or is it better to drive a car off a mountain.  Well, if the Gentle Reader climbed the mountain, there is a chance of making it all the way off without injury.  However, what happens if the Gentle Reader fell off while climbing the mountain.  Or what if a huge unmovable boulder would fall on the Gentle Reader after falling off the mountain.  Needless to say, mountain climbing isn't for the inexperienced.  I wouldn't recommend driving a car off a mountain either.  Trust me when I say that broken bones isn't fun.  There is the risk of brain injury, internal bleeding, external bleeding and excessive physical pain.  A fool who looks forward to driving a car off a cliff is a fool that nobody will need to worry about anymore.  It's far better to look at a mountain from a distance without feeling the urge to climb it nor drive a car off of it.  Just looking at the mountain is good enough for me. 
And as I'm lost in thought while it's late at night, here are some photos of Miley Cyrus.