IT'S FAR BETTER TO DRINK COFFEE INSTEAD

It's so much better to be sober.  Being drunk isn't fun.  You can't seduce women when you're drunk because that could lead to prison.  You can't drive a car when you're drunk because that's a crime that could lead to prison.  You can't talk out loud because you'll make a fool of yourself.  And if you're so drunk that you don't remember what happened last night, then you'll never know if you committed a crime or not because you were dangerously out of it.  So what use is there for getting drunk if most of it leads to jail and a lot of messed up lives.  It's far better to drink coffee instead.
And as I'm lost in thought in the Summertime, here are some photos of Brittany Binger.